Hi, I go by Irving Washington here.

If you think I'm just ripping off the name of a famous author, or even that I randomly chose a stupid, way-to-long handle, you should read Catch-22.

I guarantee you'll get I lot more out of it than just understanding my little joke of a name.

As for why I'm writing:

I have stories that pop into my head, like bubbles in champagne.

They appear when ever I watch or read something, good and bad.

I want so badly to change the story, to make it better, sometimes I have to stand up and walk around out of shear anxiety.

And that's why I write, to get it all out of my head.

To get some of these scenes, lines, dialog, faces from the hero with a thousand faces, all out of my head.

Trapped on paper, were they don't interrupt me while I'm watching Lost.

Have fun reading them.