crazyfirefly
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Joined 09-07-08, id: 629969, Profile Updated: 02-11-09
Author has written 14 stories for Life, Humor, General, Love, and Romance.

Call me Mary.
Call me Sue.

Call me Crazy.

No point denying what/who I am.
I am Mary Sue.

Living Life as expected.

Reviewing is what I do. Ocasionally put up an odd poem. If you don't like your review, too bad. It depends on the mood.
Screw you if you don't like me. I don't like you too.
Oh and, if you get reviews of sarcastic praise, it means it sucked and I was being in a nice mood. Or an evil mood.
Or maybe you got one of my rare nice moods. Then whatever I wrote meant whatever I wrote. That doesn't make sense. Oh fuck that.
(recently I've been in my nice mood a lot, after all that sleep I had)

Sure, flame me. I'll just hose it down with water.

Gah, I'm sick of clicking the 'Add to Favourites' button instead of the 'Review' button. If I add you to my favourites it does not mean that your story was fantastic and I loved it. Oh contrare, it would have probably meant that you were shit and I was going to flame you.

Oh and if it means anything to you, the poems are B's.
And if it doesn't mean anything, don't you bother.

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Tableaux reviews
A snapshot.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Crows reviews
The sight of crows does make me think of funerals and deep black ink.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Bananas and a New Friend reviews
“I. Bloody. Hate. Stupid. Bloody. Banana. Peels…OFFICIALLY!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Reflections reviews
But all you really need to do is leave all that nostalgia behind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Politeness reviews
But politely of course.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Fun Begins reviews
Each and every cut in my skin...the fun begins.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Shadow reviews
Tommorow's just a shadow of today.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Heart reviews
You could say, I’m in the market for a heart...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
The monster that hides under your bed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Past the Past reviews
Past the past and before the after.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Reality reviews
Open your eyes to the world, people...its time to wake up. To face reality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
End of the Line reviews
What happens.. when you've reached the end? There's no turning back.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Death reviews
You will die. That's for sure.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
You Know reviews
It's the truth, whether you like it or not... I take that back- it's the truth, ESPECIALLY if you don't like it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete