Phantom Blaster Loki
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Joined 09-11-08, id: 630462, Profile Updated: 02-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Love.

I am the Shinigami of Black Blood. I'm kinda crazy and thats about all you need to know.

FanFic Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1691369/

This is some cool/funny stuff I found

I haven't lost my marbles, their under my bed somewhere.

If all things up, must come down, will we soon see aliens?

It’s good to die for your country, but it’s really good when the other bastard dies for their country.

Since its rat poison, can I eat it?

If you answer a question with a question, will you get change?

I know what’s right. Bob over there knows what’s left.

If I howl at the moon, will Saix answer me?

I’ll give you an arm for your leg.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

What's another word for synonym?

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere...

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's you and me against the world. (Puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

Friends don't set friends on fire.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.

Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

Me believes in ME!

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

You are only limited by your own fears and inaction.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me; he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

I'm the author of my life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen!

Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.

Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it The Present.

When you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.

Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit.

Believe in yourself and others will follow.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

I shoot every third salesmen that comes to my house, the second just left.

I shoot every third flamer that comes to my profile, the second just left.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

I'm perfectly sane; it's the world that's crazy.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

We live in an age where the pizza delivery will reach your house before the police.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Silence is golden; duck-tape is silver-

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander; it's too little to go out on its own.

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Look out, here comes tomorrow.

Death is God's way of saying, "You're fired."

I have a theory...it could be bunnies.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances?

I think, therefore I am confused

When I snap, you'll be the first to go.

It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch-slap that mother fucker to the ground!

Believe that you can achieve.

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

You can do over 1,000,000,000 good things, but no one will ever forget that one misdeed.

My evil plan? I'll tell you in hell.

Crazy you say? I'll show you crazy!!

If you lose and live, don't curse that you've lost but praise that you can live and get stronger.

PWNalicious - (adj.) something or someone that has a great ability to PWN.

You are stupid and therefore wrong.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have!

I only use my computer on days that end in with 'y'.

My mom says I'm special! But who is Ed?

Even if the voices aren't real, they have pretty good ideas.

I didn't loose my mind, I just sold it on eBay.

It's not what others think of you that counts, it's what you think others think of you that counts.

I shoot and kill animals because I know they are guilty!

Guns don't kill people, I kill people.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be in heaven.

Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.

Dyslexics Are Teople Poo!

Caution Blonde Thinking

I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

OH CRAP! You're going to speak to me aren't you?

People like YOU are the reason people like ME hate PEOPLE!

I live in my own little world but I'm running out of oxygen.

333 - I'm Only 1/2 Evil

I'm not insane, I'm just programed this way

Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone.

Forget cookies. The Dark Side has yuri!

Mornings should be illegal

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

Don't tick me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.

Some people say that things happen because other people make them. Some people say things happen for no reason. And I, know things happen because of Fate.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

I talk to myself becasue mine are the only answers I accept!

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize tem, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Two things are ininite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

I was going to take over th world but I got distracted by something sparkley.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'b be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the capet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Warning: tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

if you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Smile- its the end of the world

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains

If you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a human

I Personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid

Quitters never win and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . 'nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your girlfriend?

To Be Loved (I need to be and I am :D)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Night of Fate (Oh snap, I got laid last night!?)

3. Your teacher is...

Another Brick in the Wall (Epic irony!!)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Live and Learn (Huh...I can actually see that...)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

Another Side (Um...What does that even mean?)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor (...bastard...)

7. How do you feel right now?

Hero (I AM A SUPER-HERO!!)

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Hero's Come Back (Um...huh??)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

The End (The hell does that mean o.o?)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

O2 (No I don't dammit!!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Grandfather (He wasn't even there o.o)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Open Your Heart (That'd be perfect!!)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

Gotta Be Somebody (Mhmm -)

14. Your life's theme song?

Desert Song (I dun live near a desert ;A;)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Hang'em High (...Is that an innuendo)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Giv'em Hell Kid (...CANNON BAAAAAAALLLLLLL!! splat!)

17. Your motto is...

Second Chance (Hm...Okay)

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Hare Hare Yukai (I love that dance!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Achey Breaky Heart (Aw...Bad dream...)

20. Any last words?

Schools Out for Summer (Um...Its Spring...)

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