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I think reading slash stories all the time has ruined me for het romance. Go figure.

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The Promotion by Sam Mariano reviews
Jenna has a crappy boyfriend and a crappy job, but when she gets a promotion at work, the promotion has her spending a lot more time with her boss than she deems wise...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 248,041 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/20/2005
A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 122,890 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008
More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,196 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2009
Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 209,235 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009
Inking My Way to Your Heart by jma reviews
Gay M/M Ex-playboy Alex has been single for going on Eight Months now. He's got a kid on the way, an empty bed and a sudden interest in the most random guy he has ever met. Is fate telling him something or is the plain-faced Haden just a new infatuation?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,218 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Queen of White Shores by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Edouard and Kieran have been lovers for four years, but now politics and Edouard's obligations threaten their happiness. With young noblewomen vying to become queen and a new problem on Bright Isle, Edouard and Kieran must struggle to stay together.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,669 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Optimism For Beginners by Error-Author reviews
Sequel to A Textbook Case. Two years after Matthias Lauhlin leaves St. Augustine he finds himself right back where he started. Except somehow everything seems to be backwards and he’s being stalked by the personified form of optimism. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Jason and You Makes Two by pesterme2 reviews
Mark is a pretty average guy who wants to make his relationship work. Simon is a stone-cold hottie who decides that Mark deserves someone better. Someone like him. Anal, M/M, OC, WAFF, WIP
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,183 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Sissy and Buddy and the Whole Nine Yards by plumblossom reviews
Lars wasn't difficult. Under pressure to get married, he found a nice wife who was also gay. It should have been easy. But she brought along her smirking brother as a kind of dowry - now that was difficult. Slash, and a very weird family, if you care-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty by mousegirl05 reviews
Childhood in a canea-research institution taught Africe to keep distances. Meeting a mysterious felidae upends his world and his heart. Can Africe get under the cat's armor and around his hair-trigger fear? Will Hesslin even let the dog try? m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,387 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Don't Know What Ya Got by jma reviews
M/M Gay. Christopher is in love with his boss-a smooth talking CEO with a penchant for ordering guys like take-out. Bastian doesn't know he loves Christopher until after he fires him on a whim. They meet again under different circumstances and sparks fly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When he finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back arching, bones pushing against his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide Bailey, don't let me catch you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009
Strangeways, Here We Come by chimmi reviews
SLASH. Infatuation is a tricky thing, especially when there’s eleven years separating the two of them. That, and the fact that Jory Kilver is a complete and absolute spaz.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
Midnight Melody by Penelope P reviews
I work four jobs, dance, and babysit almost every night of the week. So when I get home I want to sleep. Instead I have to listen to my new upstairs neighbour play the piano all night long. Who does he think he is? Famous? Ha...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Forever Ink by jma reviews
GAY! A sexy tattoo artist learns how to let go and let life happen. Because sometimes, to find love, you have to know when to move on. Kane's story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,031 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Favoured One by llyzsm2 reviews
To avoid a war Kaheem takes his disgraced sister's place as a bride offering to the son of the Pharaoh of Tumbik, but must persuade his reluctant bridegroom that he sees beyond the favoured one and to the man within. Yaoi mxm m/m gay.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009
His Saving Grace by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
ON HIATUS He thinks she's playing at being an adult, she just wants him to grow up. She's going back, he swore he never would. It used to be them against the world, but years have passed and things aren't quite as simple anymore. Sequel to SMtL.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Midnight Rambles by redexted reviews
I sleepwalk a lot. Fortunately, I always manage to get back to bed eventually. Unfortunately, it's HIS bed that I usually end up in. Fortunately, he doesn't mind too much. Unfortunately... M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Bend by Hortie reviews
[m/m, easily-digestible romance; R to be safe] Jamie moves into a new place and notices something a little... off about his new neighbor. Fascination grows into something more serious, much to the chagrin of Jamie's heterosexual voice of reason.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
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