If you think pasting things of no outward significance into your profile is dumb, paste this in your profile. ;)

1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Jessie
2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
Jesizzle
3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
Purple Snow Leopard
4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Alyssa Grange
5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
Sexje 0.o
6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
Black Diet Coke
7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
Exlacmn

8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
Louise Michael
9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
Bloody willow
10 - BONUS - PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet's name and the name of the first street you ever lived on)
Samantha Dressage

That was cool XD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism