![]() Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Sci-Fi, Life, General, Humor, Fantasy, Love, Song, and Essay. Hello! My name is Jordan! And before any of you can ask, yes; Jordan can be a female name, too! (rolls eyes) Anyways! I really like vampires, so I'll probably be reading mostly vampiric stories. But I do look at other stuff occasionally. XD Name: Jordan Gender: Female Age: I am 15, going on 16, fellas'll get in line...;-) Hair Color: Auburn XD But only in the sun, really. Othersie, it just looks like boring brown. :-P Bleh! Favorite Colors: Black, Red, White, Blue, and Green Books: The Twilight Series, The Harry Potter Series, The Good Earth, Animal Farm, The Host, Blood and Chocolate, Freaks, The Uglies Trilogy, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Things Not Seen, The Artemis Fowl Series, The Maximum Ride Series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, A Thousand Splendid Suns, and many, many more! You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. |