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Joined 09-20-08, id: 631648, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 8 stories for General, and Humor.

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Dies Saturni, Augustus XXVIII, MMX: As you may have noticed, I've changed much regarding my profile and works as of late. My new penname is meant to coincide with my fanfiction account, as many of you know. I have also deleted The Insanity of Teachers, but I am reposting it in two separate stories, Subtle Inanity (detailing the regular chapters) and Diabolus Island (Erica's tale).


Salvete, omnes! Welcome to my profile, complete with my incessant ramblings of various things. Here you will find information on some of my fictions, various interests and views that I hold, and it is highly likely that I will occasionally lapse into a random rant of something or another. With that said, please enjoy if you find my inanity tolerable enough.

My current project is mainly a rewrite of The Insanity of Teachers as well as some new installments to that piece. Everything else that I have begun is virtually on hold for some indeterminate amount of time. I'm also working on novel-length pieces titled Maxwell and Ars Longa; Vita Brevis, with a short spin-off series, Daehler, which will likely soon be posted here.

As you have probably noticed if you have ever read any of my stories, either on this site or fanfiction, my favorite word is inane, thanks to The Scarlet Pimpernel. You will see this appear in almost every chapter of my humor works. Also, I may randomly begin writing in Latin; I'm sorry, I just can't help it sometimes.

See, I told you that I ramble on forever if given the opportunity! Anyway, I suppose I should now say my farewell, so valete, omnes, et bona salus!

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Stuck in a Library by T. S. Fortner reviews
This is an adventure story about a teenager who's...stuck...in a library. The title says it all, so what's the need for a summary? Okay, it's about a teenager who is being held hostage in a library. Read on to find out more about Lane and the library.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010
To Fend for Yourself by mysteriousperson reviews
When Audrey, Hannah, Erica, Tristan and Daschel find themselves stranded on a deserted island, the five children must learn to survive, and to lean on one another. Join the story of five friends brought closer together by danger.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
The Band by Daschel F reviews
A humorous poem about two men, and of course, a band.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Archimedes by Daschel F reviews
A paper I wrote for school in history on Archimedes.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of Super Eddie by mysteriousperson reviews
Eddie was a normal Miniature Dachshund, until one day, he heard a cry for help. These are stories about how he became Super Eddie, one good deed at a time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009
Secrets: The Quest of a Lifetime by mysteriousperson reviews
Samantha Morrow is a normal teenage girl, until one day, a mysterious woman comes to her, and tells her a deep, dark secret about Sam's sister.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
People by mysteriousperson reviews
A vague poem about rushing to judgement
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Fall by mysteriousperson reviews
A poem about Fall, written in a Starbucks parking lot:
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Backstreets by Black Lotus Flower reviews
Something I wrote more as a sort of personality test. It was meant to be interpreted different ways to determine something about the reader and its always fun to see people's idea of it. So please read and enjoy. : One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Ethos by Thimble Whim reviews
Music... and the terrifying hold it has on its listener. As we submit ourselves as captivated listeners, are we moved or violated by the musician, who has access to this incredible power and uses it against us? R/R PLEASE!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Ides of Darkness by Black Lotus Flower reviews
An ignored prophecy comes true and the final days begin to fall upon the world. Deceit plagues the land like a poison, but no one dares challenge it. No one except orphans, two wayward princes, and a band of gypsies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009
Time, My Friend by Black Lotus Flower reviews
Then time reaches out its cold fingers, Grasps us, And pulls us Kicking and screaming, Into a world we no longer recognize.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Final Dance by Black Lotus Flower reviews
It’s the act that I cared for, The façade I held dear, The anguish of life The epitome of fear,
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Procrastination by DarkSkyGirl reviews
A poem for those hopeless procrastinators. People who can't finish something on time to save their life. Ironically, I have to write a paper on this very topic. Please Review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Illusion by Black Lotus Flower reviews
And sadly I leave my world, to rewaken in yours.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The Curse of the Cwn Annwn by Black Lotus Flower reviews
The Welsh version of the black dog. When Arawn takes to the skies with his Cwn Annwn with him, a dog reacts to the situation the only way he can. Oneshot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Love and We Belong by Black Lotus Flower reviews
He left her with a promise and an uncurable yearning. As time passes and he doesn't return, Clara sets out looking for the one person her life focuses around. But he fears her seeing him, knowing what he's become.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008
Algebra II by DarkSkyGirl reviews
An ode to how much I hate Algebra. Please read and review.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
The Halloween Parade by DarkSkyGirl reviews
A is for Apple a poisonous treat...Needs a little work but is a good start. Please Read and Review.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009
Anywhere But Here by rhymemaker reviews
If you've ever taught in a classroom you WILL laugh. If you've ever been a student in a classroom especially with a sub you know this is true.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Chain Link Fence by r.m.malone reviews
A short poem about my now dead dog's determination to get over that frickin fence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
One Against the World by PolkadotBubble625 reviews
Rika Yoto: the one girl who singlehandedly caused hundreds of deaths without raising a single weapon. The girl who received a bounty for the deaths caused by her pursuers, the World Government... -Full summary inside-
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
To Win a Battle by Black Lotus Flower reviews
Irony is a killer.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008
Theres Only One Tiffany by BleachedNickel reviews
Stories of my dog Tiffany, all the way till the last day. Shows my love towards my lost dog, and the things I miss.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007
Dog Bite by BleachedNickel reviews
An essay I wrote about how much I hate the media 'attacking' dogs for dog bites and other various things.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Animal by Jo Madden reviews
The Animal was injured. Animal abuse.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Abuse by blindangelz reviews
Another for our animal friends
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004
Cry Of The Forgotten by DarkSun1 reviews
Animal abuse, what it really is and dose.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2002
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Subtle Inanity reviews
You can search the world over, but it's unlikely that you will find someone more inane than a high school teacher. These are their stories, based on truth and added on by imagination. C. II: "Salespeople and Phones," starring Mrs. Matthews and Mr. Gluckin
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
My Name is Forgotten reviews
Constantly am I ignored, but still I breathe. Chained, with a mere few feet of land as my home, I shall tell you the stories of those like me. The abandoned and abused alike will have their turn as we embark on this deplorable journey of torture.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009
Never reviews
Never have you cared for me, and yet, never have I disliked you. Told from the point of view of a chained dog.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Life reviews
As my life slowly slips away from me, I wonder...do you care? A dog's story of life on a chain.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
It's Alright reviews
I'm only a dog, it's okay to treat me like this, right? Wrong. Don't I deserve love and respect too? A short story about the cruelty of dog chaining.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Mine Fell Over It Fell Over reviews
How many different ways can you say “The cake fell over?” Inspired by my...crazy...family.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Cruelty reviews
All living things deserve love and respect, so why is it then that only some receive it? Perpetual dog chaining is an inhumane practice that should be stopped, both for the sake of the animals and people involved."
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Cheerio the Detective reviews
When important paperwork comes up missing from the local humane society, they're forced to call in the experts--a tiny chihuahua named Cheerio, and his partner, Cookie, a Maltipoo.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete