Karl Olen
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Joined 09-22-08, id: 631942, Profile Updated: 11-16-11
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Life, and Love.

I enjoy writing no-nonsense humor, but I also love to write poetry and lyrics. Lyrics=poetry with music. I have a twisted sense of humor at times but inside I think I might be a good person. Just maybe. I rate most of my works T because they have adult subjects like death and such, I don't like to swear in my writing or real life. I will be posting everything from lots of humorous stuff, to religious stuff, to a serious short story or two. I write to entertain. Entertain who? I'm not sure of yet, maybe just myself, perhaps others too. That is why I joined my writing brothers and sisters here.

My background is not important, my age is not important, the only thing that is of importance is changing lives for the better, whether it be making a person laugh or bringing them closer to God or their center being.

I hope you enjoy my writing. I enjoy writing it.

Thank you for your time.

-Karl Olen

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Twelve steps to live by Grant A Kress
This is a story that I wrote under my alias G. D. Kane. It isn't a normal thing I'd write, but whenever I get in the mood, I write some horror stuff. It's a good thing to do right before bed.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Joshua by Grant A Kress reviews
A man is put to death and goes to hell. Again. He has been to hell before and has made a pact with Lucifer. One thousand souls sent to the beyond before Joshua is punished. Punished or set free on the earth, never to be killed again.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007
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The Stolen Kiss reviews
Somethings can't be explained outside of poetry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Crazy Steve reviews
This is not true but I really did know a "Crazy Steve". And yes I could see him doing some of these things...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Noah of Arc reviews
Noah and Joan together at last. But boy do they have problems!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Feelings reviews
When you feel ways that go against all logic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Randy Randy reviews
Randy is a man who is very randy. Join him as he becomes an American hero.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
God Only Knows
Why does life hurt? Why is it so unfair?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
John the Baker The Baker Named John
John is a baker, join him as he has his final adverture. Read Artsy Bob BEFORE you read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Artsy Bob
Too short for a summary, so JUST READ IT! Read BEFORE John the Baker
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete