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Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Romance.
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Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,598 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/2/2004
Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Papercuts by yarrowicefrost reviews
In some parts of the world arranged marriages are a way of life, but he was her best friend's cousin and she called him an asshole the first time they met. It all went downhill from there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,876 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/22/2006
Yes Sir! I am a Girl! by stephy151 reviews
The last place Lily thought she would find herself would be an all boys military academy, but after the sudden death of her parents, she finds herself right in the middle of the testosterone drivin student body. Can one boy capture her heart or destroy it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,729 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006
Creating the Perfect Boyfriend by IncapableDreams reviews
What do you do when your grandma wants to set you up on twenty-eight blind dates? Get a pretend boyfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Teenage Mom by absinthe21 reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
Wanted By You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
High and Dry by rosieroo reviews
Complete! Kira planned to spend the summer sunning herself on the beach, not being dragged back home by her mother to work on the farm. The gorgeous farmhand, however, might make it all worth it, even if he does think she's a city brat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,041 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
The Garrity Girls and the Bowman Boys by SophieInPink reviews
Don't get me wrong, I still hate the boy. But I also kind of want to lick gooey roasted marshmallows off his chiseled abs. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Lethal Trap by AmorVerdan reviews
Agent Mary West is a dedicated CIA agent, intent on finding out the truth about her parents' death. She had never known another life apart from what her job had to offer. But when she is tasked to "babysit" a wealthy CEO's son, the secrets surrounding a past she couldn't exactly remember start to unravel. Will she be able to uncover the truth before they get to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,783 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
A Marriage of Inconvenience by Starox200 reviews
Georgiana Ashton regards Jordan Harthorn with civil animosity at best so when her virtue is compromised and she is forced to wed the arrogant Duke, she decides to give him exactly what he deserves: the most willful, stubborn, disobedient wife possible.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2005
State Of Irony by Enigmatic Night reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
My Roommate's Shoes by Shredforme reviews
COMPLETE / They were too small to be a guy's shoes. I was so sure of this. So imagine my surprise when I ran into him... while topless. I might have to kill myself now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,742 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Sweepers by Minty F reviews
A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,934 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Unplugged by writesstuff reviews
Having my iPod die on me made me realize some things. Like guys, for one. Not a big thing, REALLY...but why is Crispin, the popular bad-boy, talking to me? Okay, so I stared at him because I was bored. Big deal! Rated T for Course Language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Raised By Wolves by A.L. Marks reviews
Meet Alexandra. Now, meet Alex's four over-protective brothers. Mix in a little absentee parents, money problems, an all-boys school, a hot roommate and a hot roommate's best friend, and what do you have? Trouble. DISCONTINUED - please read last chapter
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,485 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Up in the Rigging by Fabulous Georgina reviews
To Cara, working her way across the Atlantic to escape poverty seems straightforward enough. But, with a kind captain, a snarky first mate and ship full of men, she might find something at sea she didn't anticipate. SKoW Winner: Best Drama R11. FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,670 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Vintage People by rain-coat reviews
So, you've been accosted by a vampire, found out that you're slowly 'dying' and learned that your ex wants to kill you. In the end, it all boils down to one question: "Will you eat me?" ...Only to be told, "I don't eat junk food." Well, that's a relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009
The Graysbrook Governess by MandyHubbard reviews
ENGLAND 1807 Kathryn Dreyton is sent to be governess to two unruly children. Alexander, Marquess of Graysbrook, intent on his search for a wife, is distracted by the intelligent newcomer. Will he ignore his attraction in favor of marrying a stranger?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/18/2005
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Diary of a Teenage Internet Troller by Seamir reviews
Tips on surviving the interwebs, from someone who's been there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
/Perfection does not make allowances. Perfection doesn't weaken. And Anna would./ Anna's life is pleasant enough, until she meets Josh. He's charming, smart, and knows everything about everyone. Unfortunately, he's also very, very evil.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,518 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Unamusing Antics Of A Male Muse by Lostinthenightrain reviews
Removed
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Athena's Enigma by GermanSam reviews
Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Touch by DarkForest17 reviews
Eva works as a maid/slave for an all boys drom.Alex collions tries his hardest to make her life miserble.But what will happen when he finally claims ownership of her?"he leaned in close and smiled his wicked grin, and whispered,you finally belong to me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008
The Chronicles of a Muslim Vampire by Bingo reviews
It's odd but somewhat ironic that in this day and age, people are more scared to get on a plane with me - not because I'll suck their blood, no, but because I might blow the plane up. Oh, well.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
The Debutante by Angelica.Eddings reviews
Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
The Downside Of Humanitarian Work by Garneau reviews
As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 177,887 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Molesting FreddytheTeddy or falling face first? by purplehost reviews
First I got trapped in a closet with my brother.Then we got rescued.I wish I'd stayed in the closet.Literally.That wasn't a gay pun, but now that I think about it, a lot of couples go in there...oh god, never mind.I'm okay with being out of the closet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010
Friends Don't Let Friends Play for the Yankees by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, “I don’t mind obeying orders.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
Imperfect by Nicki Saint reviews
What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
How to snag a boyfriend by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Stand there and nod and smile and ooh and aah while he talks just so it seems like you're interested when in fact the Playschool 'Goodbye song' is playing on repeat in your head.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Without My Olive by Deena reviews
I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she’d meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it’s a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Dead as It Gets by Annalise Farran reviews
COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The Ex by garishsun reviews
Lindsey Soto is pretty sure that her life is over now that her boyfriend broke up with her. The Genevieve Ball is merely weeks away and she’s dateless. As a Genevieve Girl, she better have an escort, or else suffer a death from her boss’s Stink Eye.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2010
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Not A Chance in Hell by outspoken-ryn reviews
Will you be my wife?" "Not a chance in hell." The answer was the same every time. "This is the last time," she insisted. He laughed inwardly. She really believed it when she said it. How could she be so naive? FOR POPPING THAT QUESTION CONTEST.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Perfect Ninja by GrannyP reviews
I am a ninja. There is a summary about me here, but you can't see it because I am awesome at hiding myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010
Scarfy In The Middle by LilyWolfe reviews
A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,815 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Self Portrait by Aurette reviews
My skinny hands have long nails with neon green, toxic flavored paint.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Crazy Fairy Tales, Vol 1: Cinderella by someonerandome reviews
What I hope is a comic re-telling of Cinderella. Basically, Cinderella has a sister who isn't willing to take her step-family's abuse lying down...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
The Sea of Satire by Enigmatic Night reviews
Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Heat by jetchick18 reviews
Officer Kat Shelton had a one night stand with the one guy that could flip her world upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2005
Kosher Dill by Aurette reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Dunk 'em by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
After Dinner Mints in the Fast Food Bag by Lilith Rei reviews
Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,533 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Winning Aylee Ruan's Heart by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. He eyed her carefully for her reaction. No blush. No tremor. No fiddling. No nothing. He frowned to himself. "I was stabbing the picture I drew of you," Aylee flatly replied.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Only Fantasy by Eponine254 reviews
Princess Arabella, held captive in the highest room of the tallest tower of the Castle of Sinister Death, reads a fantasy novel and dreams of a different sort of hero. Winner of the Deon Hofmeyr Prize for 2009.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Finding Hair Ribbons On the Bus by Lilith Rei reviews
After being expelled three times for fighting, Morgan Johnson find himself in a new school. This is his last chance to reform himself, or be sent to jail. He never knew that finding a hair ribbon on the city bus would ultimately save him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Cupcake by WithoutException reviews
Remy pulled back slightly to look up at him. “Why do you call me that?” “Call you what, cupcake?” he asked grinning. At her look, he replied, “Because you remind me of a cupcake. You’re sweet, like cake, but tiny.” One-shot, rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
This One Last Chance by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
That? I Know For Sure by Evil Kittens Unite reviews
I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,159 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Fortunate by Phoenix-ofthe-Goldenrose reviews
I hated my life, so I followed the advice of a fortune cookie. I guess you could say things started to look up, except my boyfriend, who thinks I'm a terrier or something, didn't think it was so great. Patrick understood, and he was interested...in me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,252 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
The Good Girl Guide to Getting the Bad Boy by The 2nd Mrs de Winter reviews
Andy thought her life was set, she would marry her dream man and live happily ever after. But when he dumps her she has no choice but to move on, the only problem is that her rebound guy turns out to be her new boss! Oh My!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,402 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
Basket Case by judevanderhall reviews
Christian likes Melinda; but Melinda isn't so keen. So, Christian enlists Angie to help him woo her. Simple, right? Well, the thing is, people think Angie's kind of crazy, and Christian's beginning to think that perhaps 'crazy' might be exactly his type.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Agony by Mardy Bum reviews
He's pure gold and I'm not even breaching on copper.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Bumper Carts by Jhaynee reviews
ONESHOT: He's bananas for her. She cracks him up. He's nuts for her. Which is why his nuts end up all over the floor on aisle five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Lexia Hunter’s Lingerie Laws by Weirderest reviews
Giving a whole new definition to 'getting your panties up in a twist.' You really shouldn't chug a bottle of whiskey after you've been dumped. And you really shouldn't swear off men. Cause' six months later your past might come rolling along ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Love, Your Left Shoe by WhenItRains reviews
I lost my left shoe. And it was my lucky one too. I wasn't really sure if I would get it back. But I did, and it came with a note. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Boys Suck and Other Crackpot Theories by The 2nd Mrs de Winter reviews
Clip-“See, Kyle likes Kim, Kim likes Mike and Mike likes me.” “Who do you like?” “I like meaningless impersonal sex. But I’m on the wagon right now. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,168 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
It was silly, it started off with a trust exercise...nearing the end of the year! He was going to catch me when I fell, and you know what? I was going to let him catch me. He's caught me twice, so third time's the charm right? FLUFFY ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Ink by Audra Hornaday reviews
Clara Anderson needed some way to mark a pivotal moment in her life. And she wanted Reid Stone to give her that mark. Reluctantly, he'll give her more than she bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
Last Thing to Lose by eyesofahuntress reviews
Trendy new haircut: 100 dollars. Gorgeous new wardrobe: 500 dollars. Sexy new psychiatrist: 1000 dollars. Having your ex waltz back into your life with a new girl on his arm? Priceless.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
PAYM by master-shadowhawk reviews
Prescott Academy for Young Men is a prestigious men's high school set in the middle of nowhere. Not a girl in sight for miles. Well, actually there is one. But does she count?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,903 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2006
This Time Around by SimplyPink reviews
Ingredients for making a best friend's wedding day complete: two shots of vodka, one lost ring, and some very mean gunmen. Wait...what? After the gunshot went off, all I remember is feeling the blood on my head. And that's when this crazy mess started...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,217 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Finally Found by stellaaaenchanted reviews
Unlucky in love, Marie gets signed for the new dating show. Although with a handful of men to choose from, she can't help but be bothered yet strangely intrigued by the cocky show host, the only man that she shouldn't be seeing as her newly found love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
CrossDressing Only Leads To Confusion by FusionGig reviews
Ben and Jennifer aren't really twins, in fact they are the same person. Jennifer has a theory that all people really have two personalities, a male and a female.To accomendate these personalities she dresses to fit the gender role,only she makes a mistake
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The New and Improved Annie Bananie by Lizzy-Lou reviews
After the death of her parents, Annie decides that it's time for a change. The change involves a new lifestyle, and perhaps a new romance...The potential mate? Her brother's longtime best friend... and let's just say that big brother doesn't approve.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,072 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Land of Red II by Queen Anabella reviews
A Duke, a King, a Queen, mistaken identities, and love affairs--you're not in Deshret anymore. Welcome to Mait.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
In My Own Words by found.eventually reviews
“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Lost Keys by FantasyIssue reviews
On his way home, a business man loses his keys somewhere on his person. A waitress passing by watches as he looks for them. An amusing story of lost keys.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Narc's Laws of Fictionpress by Narc reviews
Please don't review this story RG/RM people! My thoughts on posting fiction on fictionpress. This is entirely my opinion, so please don't take too seriously.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Right Behind You by Cashaholic reviews
So he is my, supposedly incredibly hot, bodayguard, and I hate him for it. Despite my hostility and evil Plans to get rid of him, he just won't give up. Why? Well, apparently he made a promise... to be always Right Behind Me. That bastard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,894 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Not a Show for HBO by Polka Panda Rockstar reviews
Diana Whitney is in love with her emotionally dead best friend. Having that on her plate should have been enough to keep her busy. Keywords: should have. Enter her dad's fiance Charlotte Gander, her 2 daughters and twin sons. Twin sons. Keywords: Uh oh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Spork by Leylique Morrow reviews
You're much too thin,' the spoon replied, her pride but slightly hurt. 'And as for being fat' she spat, 'I'll have you know they're curves'
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005
And Then HE Stepped Into The Picture by Since1300 reviews
So it all started when my friend became infatuated with my exbest friend and forced me to double with them. As if my life wasn't already destined to be a complete mess when my parents named me JAMES! Did I mention I'm a girl?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,622 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
To Love Is Something or Other by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Taken down. Apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Happytown by bunny slippers reviews
[fin] Desperate to get away from her overprotective parents for the summer, Siam takes a tutoring job on the outskirts of Happytown. Her student? An unhinged eight and a half year old boy who eats way too many cookies [Collab: BleedingAir and Hotkitty]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,560 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Of Dance Clubs and Double Chocolate Chip Cookies by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the House of Madness by myfutureme reviews
So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,899 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by AtlanticHart reviews
If there was one thing Jane didn't have, it was good luck. So when a bumbling police officer keeps bringing her together with a man she had made a lessthanperfect first impression on, it could only go downhill from there. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Rap Intellectualized by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
Many people claim that rap is unintelligible garbage filled with nonsense words, such as bling-bling or shizzle. However, I say hip-hop can be just as intelligent as other musical genres. It just needs bigger words.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2003
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The World at My Feet by Calcifersgrl reviews
She’s neurotic, type-A, Ivy League, he’s - well, not. AND she's in love with his twin. They're SO not meant to be, but what with Pervs, Creeps, and absolute Bastards on the fringe, maybe they're meant for each other, after all! Oh HELL no...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,931 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Royal Predicament by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
The extremely hot prince and marriage looming in the distance. Happily Ever After? Since when did that exist in Rhian's vocabulary. Now she has to become queen of Reise. Sequel to Princes are Evil. For a better summary, look at my profile!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 7/1/2004
Some Missions can be a Big Pain in the by jmarit18punkd reviews
"It's nice to finally meet a pair of hard drinking, hard swearing, ass kicking, intelligent eighteen year olds... who are women." They think they've seen the worst. Until their next mission involves a high school, a hot jock, a sexy badass and...Sex Ed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
College Material by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
In Pajamas by Cynical Romance reviews
She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2005
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
RAP Retards Attempting Poetry by Eboniccinderella reviews
THis gothic boy told me how much rap music sucked.He was very bold considering I could have broken his ass like a twig. But I taught him a little thing or two about rock music that changed his tune completely.True story.Please R&r
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2004
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Hats reviews
"What are you doing?" I jumped and quickly whipped off the hat I had been modeling in front of the mirror, turning to look at the intruder. "This is the girls' bathroom." "No it's not."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011
Rapunzel Retake reviews
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair, so I can climb the golden stair!" Up in the tower, Rapunzel rolled her eyes at his attempt at poetry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Instruction Free Poison reviews
Sequel to Here is Cat. Another fish, another storm, same old evil cat.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010
Here Is Cat reviews
Of pretty fishes, bad storms, and evil tawny cats.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete