What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

REMOVED. Sorry. We had a good run!

Removed, sorry.

written 2007

The last place Lily thought she would find herself would be an all boys military academy, but after the sudden death of her parents, she finds herself right in the middle of the testosterone drivin student body. Can one boy capture her heart or destroy it

A Duke, a King, a Queen, mistaken identities, and love affairs--you're not in Deshret anymore. Welcome to Mait.

Meet Alexandra. Now, meet Alex's four over-protective brothers. Mix in a little absentee parents, money problems, an all-boys school, a hot roommate and a hot roommate's best friend, and what do you have? Trouble. DISCONTINUED - please read last chapter

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.

He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.

I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

In some parts of the world arranged marriages are a way of life, but he was her best friend's cousin and she called him an asshole the first time they met. It all went downhill from there.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow

Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.

Complete! Kira planned to spend the summer sunning herself on the beach, not being dragged back home by her mother to work on the farm. The gorgeous farmhand, however, might make it all worth it, even if he does think she's a city brat.

Don't get me wrong, I still hate the boy. But I also kind of want to lick gooey roasted marshmallows off his chiseled abs. ONESHOT

Agent Mary West is a dedicated CIA agent, intent on finding out the truth about her parents' death. She had never known another life apart from what her job had to offer. But when she is tasked to "babysit" a wealthy CEO's son, the secrets surrounding a past she couldn't exactly remember start to unravel. Will she be able to uncover the truth before they get to her?

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."

Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!

Georgiana Ashton regards Jordan Harthorn with civil animosity at best so when her virtue is compromised and she is forced to wed the arrogant Duke, she decides to give him exactly what he deserves: the most willful, stubborn, disobedient wife possible.

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.

COMPLETE / They were too small to be a guy's shoes. I was so sure of this. So imagine my surprise when I ran into him... while topless. I might have to kill myself now.

OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber

A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.

Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.

So, you've been accosted by a vampire, found out that you're slowly 'dying' and learned that your ex wants to kill you. In the end, it all boils down to one question: "Will you eat me?" ...Only to be told, "I don't eat junk food." Well, that's a relief.

ENGLAND 1807 Kathryn Dreyton is sent to be governess to two unruly children. Alexander, Marquess of Graysbrook, intent on his search for a wife, is distracted by the intelligent newcomer. Will he ignore his attraction in favor of marrying a stranger?

I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.

I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.

Tips on surviving the interwebs, from someone who's been there.

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Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*

Eva works as a maid/slave for an all boys drom.Alex collions tries his hardest to make her life miserble.But what will happen when he finally claims ownership of her?"he leaned in close and smiled his wicked grin, and whispered,you finally belong to me."

Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.

Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.

As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?

First I got trapped in a closet with my brother.Then we got rescued.I wish I'd stayed in the closet.Literally.That wasn't a gay pun, but now that I think about it, a lot of couples go in there...oh god, never mind.I'm okay with being out of the closet.

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He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."

He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?

What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.

ONE-SHOT Stand there and nod and smile and ooh and aah while he talks just so it seems like you're interested when in fact the Playschool 'Goodbye song' is playing on repeat in your head.

I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.

I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...

COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.

The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...

2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?

I am a ninja. There is a summary about me here, but you can't see it because I am awesome at hiding myself.

A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*

My skinny hands have long nails with neon green, toxic flavored paint.

-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot

What I hope is a comic re-telling of Cinderella. Basically, Cinderella has a sister who isn't willing to take her step-family's abuse lying down...

Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.

Officer Kat Shelton had a one night stand with the one guy that could flip her world upside down.

I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.

Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.

ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.

Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END

One-shot. He eyed her carefully for her reaction. No blush. No tremor. No fiddling. No nothing. He frowned to himself. "I was stabbing the picture I drew of you," Aylee flatly replied.

Princess Arabella, held captive in the highest room of the tallest tower of the Castle of Sinister Death, reads a fantasy novel and dreams of a different sort of hero. Winner of the Deon Hofmeyr Prize for 2009.

Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.

After being expelled three times for fighting, Morgan Johnson find himself in a new school. This is his last chance to reform himself, or be sent to jail. He never knew that finding a hair ribbon on the city bus would ultimately save him.

Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?

Remy pulled back slightly to look up at him. “Why do you call me that?” “Call you what, cupcake?” he asked grinning. At her look, he replied, “Because you remind me of a cupcake. You’re sweet, like cake, but tiny.” One-shot, rated for language.

One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.

He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT

So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.

I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.

I hated my life, so I followed the advice of a fortune cookie. I guess you could say things started to look up, except my boyfriend, who thinks I'm a terrier or something, didn't think it was so great. Patrick understood, and he was interested...in me.

After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.

Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-

So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.

Christian likes Melinda; but Melinda isn't so keen. So, Christian enlists Angie to help him woo her. Simple, right? Well, the thing is, people think Angie's kind of crazy, and Christian's beginning to think that perhaps 'crazy' might be exactly his type.

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

He's pure gold and I'm not even breaching on copper.

COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.

ONESHOT: He's bananas for her. She cracks him up. He's nuts for her. Which is why his nuts end up all over the floor on aisle five.

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?

ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved

I lost my left shoe. And it was my lucky one too. I wasn't really sure if I would get it back. But I did, and it came with a note. One-shot.

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.

I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.

It was silly, it started off with a trust exercise...nearing the end of the year! He was going to catch me when I fell, and you know what? I was going to let him catch me. He's caught me twice, so third time's the charm right? FLUFFY ONESHOT

Clara Anderson needed some way to mark a pivotal moment in her life. And she wanted Reid Stone to give her that mark. Reluctantly, he'll give her more than she bargained for.

Trendy new haircut: 100 dollars. Gorgeous new wardrobe: 500 dollars. Sexy new psychiatrist: 1000 dollars. Having your ex waltz back into your life with a new girl on his arm? Priceless.

Ingredients for making a best friend's wedding day complete: two shots of vodka, one lost ring, and some very mean gunmen. Wait...what? After the gunshot went off, all I remember is feeling the blood on my head. And that's when this crazy mess started...

Unlucky in love, Marie gets signed for the new dating show. Although with a handful of men to choose from, she can't help but be bothered yet strangely intrigued by the cocky show host, the only man that she shouldn't be seeing as her newly found love.

Ben and Jennifer aren't really twins, in fact they are the same person. Jennifer has a theory that all people really have two personalities, a male and a female.To accomendate these personalities she dresses to fit the gender role,only she makes a mistake

There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!

After the death of her parents, Annie decides that it's time for a change. The change involves a new lifestyle, and perhaps a new romance...The potential mate? Her brother's longtime best friend... and let's just say that big brother doesn't approve.

“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!

On his way home, a business man loses his keys somewhere on his person. A waitress passing by watches as he looks for them. An amusing story of lost keys.

"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

Diana Whitney is in love with her emotionally dead best friend. Having that on her plate should have been enough to keep her busy. Keywords: should have. Enter her dad's fiance Charlotte Gander, her 2 daughters and twin sons. Twin sons. Keywords: Uh oh.

You're much too thin,' the spoon replied, her pride but slightly hurt. 'And as for being fat' she spat, 'I'll have you know they're curves'

So it all started when my friend became infatuated with my exbest friend and forced me to double with them. As if my life wasn't already destined to be a complete mess when my parents named me JAMES! Did I mention I'm a girl?

[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.

Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?

[fin] Desperate to get away from her overprotective parents for the summer, Siam takes a tutoring job on the outskirts of Happytown. Her student? An unhinged eight and a half year old boy who eats way too many cookies [Collab: BleedingAir and Hotkitty]

It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-

COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]

Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated

So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.

COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..

Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.

Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.

If there was one thing Jane didn't have, it was good luck. So when a bumbling police officer keeps bringing her together with a man she had made a lessthanperfect first impression on, it could only go downhill from there. Right?

Many people claim that rap is unintelligible garbage filled with nonsense words, such as bling-bling or shizzle. However, I say hip-hop can be just as intelligent as other musical genres. It just needs bigger words.

Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?

She’s neurotic, type-A, Ivy League, he’s - well, not. AND she's in love with his twin. They're SO not meant to be, but what with Pervs, Creeps, and absolute Bastards on the fringe, maybe they're meant for each other, after all! Oh HELL no...

The extremely hot prince and marriage looming in the distance. Happily Ever After? Since when did that exist in Rhian's vocabulary. Now she has to become queen of Reise. Sequel to Princes are Evil. For a better summary, look at my profile!

"It's nice to finally meet a pair of hard drinking, hard swearing, ass kicking, intelligent eighteen year olds... who are women." They think they've seen the worst. Until their next mission involves a high school, a hot jock, a sexy badass and...Sex Ed?

Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.

COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.

She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.

Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE

Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.

Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.

*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)