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Joined 09-29-08, id: 632656, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 15 stories for General, Horror, Historical, Fantasy, and Romance.

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Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Sweet Screams by Kitkaht reviews
Being The Candyman doesn't require huge amounts of bravery, but that doesn't mean it isn't embarrassing to be getting visits from the Boogieman at 118. Cane just wants to banish the Boogieman, find out who his mystery supporter is and get a good night's sleep - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009
Drunk Text by seventhswan reviews
Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Dear Felicia by Wanda Walker reviews
Felicia, a slave girl, is taught to be both obedient and taciturn. Yet she is anything but. This is a story of her tribulations, both romantic and otherwise, which force her to choose between whom she loves and the freedom she needs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,199 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Pencil Me In by Calex reviews
Norbert has it tough: he's got Lucifer's job without any of the perks, and an embarrassingly huge crush on Abaddon, who doesn't even notice. Thankfully, his brother's got an excellent secretary who's willing to help, but is that all he's interested in?M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Esperanza by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Tesla is a drifter on post-virus Earth, doing his best to stay alive. When he meets two heathen traders, he follows them in hopes of a better life. He expected many things, but not that they'd make him prisoner for his genes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,844 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Broken Wings by Katica Locke reviews
Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 172,033 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Cut It Loose by Catalyst Roses reviews
His hair is dark and his eyes are darker and he’s never seen until he wants to be. SLASH.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Firebird by Three Score and Ten reviews
An adaptation of the fairytale Ivan and the Wolf, written for maderr's birthday. Ivan's father sends him on a quest for the fabled phoenix...but the completion of his quest is only the beginning of his troubles. Please comment and help me get better!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Gold and Green by Three Score and Ten reviews
When Marin rode out to challenge the dragon, he thought he knew pretty much how it was going to go. Then he found more dragons than he'd been expecting...and things got a little confused. Oneshot. T for cursing and really cliche romance...sorry.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
For a Blue OrbRing by D.H. L'Orange reviews
one-shot Life becomes difficult for Mage-Apprentice Ashton after he inadvertently admits his love to the object of his affections, Prince Rhonan of Chastonia. slash: m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
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His Misery
Light spills into his being, ripping him apart, and he can feel the traitorous quelling of his body that yearns to reach out and touch the light. The light terrifies him. Petrifies, chilling and haunting. Seems to grow nearer, larger, warmer, brighter. Its eager, vicious hands reach out to grab, suck, feast on his misery.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Stun Me
Dill was just a little over-the-top when it came to being a spazz. Between being a multimillionaire and figuring out the secrets of a gorgon-in-denial, who knew that trying to start a relationship with said gorgon was such exhausting work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Zero Number of Casualties
Just your average run-of-the-mill story about flesh-eating monsters. Nothing out of the ordinary at all. But that didn't stop Finn from trying to be the generic hero.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Shaking Those Boots
Andrew, Spot, Zoltair and Boo all have one thing in common: they all make each other's lives difficult. Why did they think monsterhood was ever going to be easy? Because it wasn't—obviously.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011
The Monster Mash reviews
They're hiding, I tell you! Is it really that hard to believe a teenage girl when she tells you that there are monsters hiding under her bed? Apparently so, because no one believed me when I told them...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Prisoner
Trapped in this T-shaped misery, no well dressed plebeian will come to my rescue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Wishes
All our lives are spent at the window, praying to a star, hoping that what we want will come true. Well, nobody can accuse me of smelling like urine now.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Agatha and Her Great Big Plans
Agatha loathes the superiority of men. Fed up with being treated like, well, a woman, she sets out to sway the tides and bring women to equal rights.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Daub Nostalgia
He wears Elvis costumes and tricks you into thinking you've known him forever, but still....
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Doctor
Doctor Grey knew he had been living in Delta City for far too long when people disappearing became a normal occurrence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 1/11/2010
Economy reviews
They say it’s global warming. It’s just getting colder.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Beat
He's not incapable of love; just loving those around him. B'thump; b'thump.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 12/2/2009
To The Future Me reviews
‘To the future me,’ I wrote; soliloquize; harangue; exhort. 'To the future me.' And stop.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Momentous reviews
He thinks that if he listens carefully and strains his ears enough, he might be able to hear the other’s heart pounding.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Fragments reviews
He’s a lawyer, but sometimes it seems like he’s a soldier.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete