Light spills into his being, ripping him apart, and he can feel the traitorous quelling of his body that yearns to reach out and touch the light. The light terrifies him. Petrifies, chilling and haunting. Seems to grow nearer, larger, warmer, brighter. Its eager, vicious hands reach out to grab, suck, feast on his misery.

Dill was just a little over-the-top when it came to being a spazz. Between being a multimillionaire and figuring out the secrets of a gorgon-in-denial, who knew that trying to start a relationship with said gorgon was such exhausting work?

Just your average run-of-the-mill story about flesh-eating monsters. Nothing out of the ordinary at all. But that didn't stop Finn from trying to be the generic hero.

Andrew, Spot, Zoltair and Boo all have one thing in common: they all make each other's lives difficult. Why did they think monsterhood was ever going to be easy? Because it wasn't—obviously.

They're hiding, I tell you! Is it really that hard to believe a teenage girl when she tells you that there are monsters hiding under her bed? Apparently so, because no one believed me when I told them...

Trapped in this T-shaped misery, no well dressed plebeian will come to my rescue.

All our lives are spent at the window, praying to a star, hoping that what we want will come true. Well, nobody can accuse me of smelling like urine now.

Agatha loathes the superiority of men. Fed up with being treated like, well, a woman, she sets out to sway the tides and bring women to equal rights.

He wears Elvis costumes and tricks you into thinking you've known him forever, but still....

Doctor Grey knew he had been living in Delta City for far too long when people disappearing became a normal occurrence.

They say it’s global warming. It’s just getting colder.

He's not incapable of love; just loving those around him. B'thump; b'thump.

‘To the future me,’ I wrote; soliloquize; harangue; exhort. 'To the future me.' And stop.

He thinks that if he listens carefully and strains his ears enough, he might be able to hear the other’s heart pounding.

He’s a lawyer, but sometimes it seems like he’s a soldier.