Author has written 3 stories for Horror, and Humor.
FAVE FOR BOOBS AND KITTENS ;D
Yo yo yo! Welcome to my little slice of the Fictionpress interweb siteplace! In case you didn't already know, my name is Dastardus. If you didn't know that, it's probably because you haven't read my stories. If you haven't read my stories, you're not cool. If you're not cool, then you should get the hell out of here and do something to make you cool. Like read and review my stories. Then you can come back and we'll be best friends forever, and play games, and bake cookies, and have hot, hot butt sex.
Soooo, after a long ass hiatus, I finally started updating Midnight again. (pause for applause, trumpets playing and heavenly choir of angels.) This little story is my baby, so every review is appreciated. And, um, yeah. That's it. I also plan on publishing some short stories and poems that I write randomly or for Creative Writing and Poetry class.
Raise awareness for babies being poked in their soft spots with pieces of stale bread. It's a pandemic.