Dastardus
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Joined 09-30-08, id: 632811, Profile Updated: 03-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Horror, and Humor.

FAVE FOR BOOBS AND KITTENS ;D

Yo yo yo! Welcome to my little slice of the Fictionpress interweb siteplace! In case you didn't already know, my name is Dastardus. If you didn't know that, it's probably because you haven't read my stories. If you haven't read my stories, you're not cool. If you're not cool, then you should get the hell out of here and do something to make you cool. Like read and review my stories. Then you can come back and we'll be best friends forever, and play games, and bake cookies, and have hot, hot butt sex.

Soooo, after a long ass hiatus, I finally started updating Midnight again. (pause for applause, trumpets playing and heavenly choir of angels.) This little story is my baby, so every review is appreciated. And, um, yeah. That's it. I also plan on publishing some short stories and poems that I write randomly or for Creative Writing and Poetry class.

Raise awareness for babies being poked in their soft spots with pieces of stale bread. It's a pandemic.

Silver Blood by Catorrina reviews
Jake is a normal 14-year-old, until he meets Laurel, a fairy who just happens to be from another dimension. Then, he is taken to a world he shouldn't know about to fight in a war he doesn't care about. Review please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
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Dirk Steelfist Tales
A collection of short stories starring *drumroll please* DIRK STEELFIST! YEAH!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Published: 11/3/2010
Nyctophobia reviews
Are you afraid of the Dark? You should be... a short story
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Midnight: Return of the Vampire reviews
My anti-Twilight. See the real modern day Vampire without the stupid romanticism. Follow Damian Dracula, the last remaining member of the Dracula clan. Rated M for language and graphic scenes. Please R&R. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008