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Joined 09-30-08, id: 632885, Profile Updated: 06-22-13
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Supernatural.

Right. Profile crap... Uhh... Name's Rachael. If you haven't guessed (or guessed, but guessed incorrectly because names can be misleading. Like Ashley, which is a unisex name so technically guys can be Ashleys too, but let's be honest. Ashley's a girl name, but I digress.) I'm a girl. I have two cat- pardon me. I have two supreme overlords who like catnip and have a strange obsession with laser pointers plus like tummy rubs every now and then. I have a tendency to ramble and digress from subjects, don't mind me. I'm a third generation sci-fi super nerd. I have opinions. My opinions are strong. They can kick your opinion's ass. But I'm super nice person (no, really I am) so my opinion will kick your opinion's ass gently. And then my opinion might give your opinion an apology for kicking its ass. Because I'm just like that.

I used to have loads of crappy teen stories up. Now I have less crappy teen stories up which have slightly better content in them. (This is a lie. I think my stories now are tons better. But saying that sounds conceited, don't you think?) The first is a supernatural fiction done classical style. Werewolves, vampires, angels, devils, the battle of good and evil. All the good stuff. The second is just about a guy named Sam trying to break even in the fixed russian roulette game that is life.

Both have main characters that are homosexual. Why? Because I'm sick of the girl always getting the guy. Did anyone stop and ask the guy about this? Maybe he wanted the girl's best friend who just so happened to be a guy too. Maybe Ron wanted to be with Harry. Maybe Prince Charming had a male lover that he wanted to marry instead of Cinderella. Hell, maybe, just maybe Edward wanted Jacob but Bella was option number two and he was pressured by family, friends, and society in general. For God's sake, the man sparkled like a Go-Go dancer at a gay night club! And no straight man is shirtless that much! Sorry. Rambling. Anyway... Enjoy.

If you want stories with better content, plot, setting, ect. my shameless are what you need. There is some adult content so if you're underage... just don't get caught. If you do, you didn't get these links from me.

NEWS

Wow, this is really late, and still no chapter 8 (that rhymed... huh). You know what sucks? Having loads of 'small' free time (ten minutes here, five minutes there) but not any actual free time to sit down and write something! I've been writing of course, but I hate having to write in short bursts. It almost always gives me writers block, where I have to take a step back from the story for a day or two and think things over. Hopefully things will change, because I'd like to tell you guys what happens next!

A CALL TO ACTION

I have absolute zero help with this writing process. No one in my life on or off the interwebs sees the "in progress" stuff before it goes up here, and only here as far as my knowledge goes, for various reasons that are none of my own doing. Some more personal than others. The point is "I NEEDS TAH HALP!" So, it'd be nice to get some comments/questions/concerns from any and all (I'm talking to you, lurkers!) to help me write better and to help you read the best stuff possible. Really, it's a win/win situation. The point is, I need some critique, guys/gals/inbetweeners. Tell me what you like, what you think could be better, or is utter crap. Help me help you by telling me what I need to fix. I'm talking about things as little as spelling mistakes to huge gaping plot holes. And I always try to write back to every review sent my way. It makes my happy to sit down and write something back to you guys.

So, let's start a dialogue!


SHAMELESS ADDS

(I'm a huge nerd when it comes to things like web comics and reading communities. Most things are slash, some are not.)

The Slash Pile

A fantastic place for high quality writings recommended by readers like you! For slash readers, such as myself, it's a way to read the things you like without wading through loads of horrid writing. And it's ALL slash. They have hundreds of stories archived but if you don't find anything that pushes your happy button, you can post a request of anything. (Yes, I do mean ANYTHING.) Odds are you'd get a speedy response by any of the many helpful community members listing stories that fit your fancy.

Shoustsu Bang*Bang Webpage LiveJournal

This is a recent discovery of mine. It's an online magazine that's full of lovely one-shots and art. They have monthly issues, each with different themes. ALL SLASH. I'm not going to lie. I love this thing. There's so many great and talented writers and artists for this thing, it's like being a kid in a candy store. Just pick and lick. :) There are two links I'm putting up. One is to the webpage were you can read all the pretty stories. LJ is just like the website... with a backstage pass into awesome. Join in conversations with the authors and editors. Or, even better, become a lovely author/artist for them! Oh, and if you're in to the girl/girl action, S2B2 has special issues full of yuri goodness. Check those out too, because they're awesome. WARNING: That's right people. Very few of my shameless ads will have them, but this one has it. Very few of these stories are safe for work! Some of these stories are down right kinky. But if you're at home and wanting something with a little spice, go read!

The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal

Two dudes. Oldies hits. Weed. Road trip. Love? Is there really anything more for me to say? This is a great web comic and the woman who draws it... I bow to her. Just... go read it. It's too good for words.

Grayscale

This one is a new comic that I found a few weeks ago. It's brilliant. The art is cool and the coloring, or rather the selectiveness of it, is interesting. The characters are snarky and wonderful. Seriously, who doesn't love hot shape-shifting dragons and a cute, moody scientist that doubles as a phoenix? Evil people, that's who.

Cheap Thrills

This isn't slash. Wait! Hear me out! Don't dismiss this just because there isn't any slash action. What do you get when you cross animal people, gritty uncut life, sense of humor sharp enough to cut deep, and a wicked good artist? Now you're interested, aren't you? Don't deny it, just click the link. You know you want to.

Happy reading readers!

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The Crypt Under Shadow Avenue by Vain Villain reviews
Shadow Avenue had always seemed like such a quiet street during the day, and Lionel was just a lonely boy finding his place in a dull world. But after a chance encounter on a cold autumn evening, his dreary days have taken a turn for the bizarre. Now his nights are filled with all manner of monsters, and he's become enamored with the horrors and wonders in the dark. Eventual Slash.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 220,649 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/29/2006
The Wizard Prince by MomsDarkSecret reviews
King Edouard, his lover Kieran and Queen Celli have formed a happy family with their three children, Antonio, Lida and Vincent. Now twelve years old, the triplets have thrived under their parents' affectionate upbringing. But Vincent and his siblings are hiding a terrible secret which threatens to destroy the royal family's comfortable life. Sequel to The Queen of White Shores.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,941 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/25/2012
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,057 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
Catalyst by xanthofile reviews
slash. repost. A horse is a horse but a llama is a whole 'nother matter. Now if I could only get it through his head that a llama is not what I had in mind when I mentioned wanting a pet. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
21 Conversations with a Sexual Deviant by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
Oh the people you meet and the things they want from you. The weird, freaky, creepy things they want from you... Mentions of M/M Slash.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,329 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Goatherd by xanthofile reviews
Slash. A young man is sold by his father to a local goatherd for a tankard of wine. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
I'm Not Dead by SarryMatts reviews
Spoilt rich brat Sacha has to learn a few lessons in life when he's sent to live with his Aunt in disgrace. Living in a desolate village sucks but there's always a silver lining right? This time the silver lining just happens to be called Ged. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,571 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Between Blood and Water by Cril reviews
She named me Talon. For six years I've been forced to live for her and protect her. But things change. An assassination attempt was made on her and her family. She survived because of me. The rest did not. What I did was a mistake, one I do not regret.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Poisoner's Game by FreezingRayne reviews
*ON HAITUS* Sequel to The Poisoner's Ring. Cale and Azri journey west, in search of a cure for a deadly poison. All is not what is seems however, and Cale quickly realizes that his destiny may be more tied to Azri's than he ever coud have forseen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,191 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
Explicit Lyrics by Frank Lee Darling reviews
Slash. Bryan taunts his twin brother about the love he can never have. “I see the way you look at him…the same way he looks at me.” He laughed, cruelly. "It kills you, doesn't it, Beau?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Fireproof: The Don Cooper Story by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
A drunken suicidal man discovers he has the ability to never die. And yet he keeps trying to do himself in.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009
I Blame the Cartoons by WorldInvent reviews
A satirical essay examining just who really is to blame for all of the problems existing in the United States. I make no apologies here. I also don't make enough money to be sued for slander either. Read and be amused.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The Invisible War, Man by CriminalBoy reviews
Animals. Are. At. War. Some of 'em are even using us for the collateral. I swear man, it's true...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Dark Stars by charliedon'tdie reviews
So. Now I have nothing better to do than to stalk men on trains. Men who are dangerous, strange, more than a little perverted, possibly slightly gay, and, of course, intolerably intelligent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Gold and Ebony by LunaChic reviews
Janus is a prince. Faulkner is a frog. Their love was never meant to be...or something like that. Slash, swearing. Completed and collected into one very long chapter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The Fall of the Dragon King by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A prince agrees to marry a young priest to avert a disaster caused by his ancestor. Will their sacrifice save the world or will their commitment only lead to another disaster? Contains gay themes, some erotic content, mature subject matter. Completed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,702 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
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Evadere: The Pure Ones reviews
Balance. It is the single, infinite instinct that drives everything. A young man, nothing but another grain of sand in the great scales of our existence, is manipulated into circumstances where it is only the smallest of grains that have the potential to tip the scales of not just our world but our very reality. SLASH ANDY revamped
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012
Flying Without Wings reviews
Live and learn. That's what they say. I just want to know who the hell "they" are so I can kick their asses. "They" never said anything about living and learning hurting as much as this. And it all started with Bobby. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011