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Joined 10-02-08, id: 633263, Profile Updated: 12-06-12

Hi. I'm Cecilia. I live in Alaska. I have a pet moose. My igloo has WiFi.

I write. And I beta. I'm decent at both.

Any questions, just ask. I don't bite.

Often...


This is how I envision Richard, in Daisies. http://yourllbeanboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/37288944230/ill-go-get-the-snow-tires-put-on-your-car-this

For those of you who like pictures.

And humor.

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Saving Brittany by Alison R Bradley reviews
One positive pregnancy test. One troubled boy. One parent's battle with mental illness. Any of these would be life changing. But when all three make an appearance in Brittany Christensen's life at the same time, things become that much more complicated. ON HIATUS
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011
Heartless by yeti639 reviews
Who knew mourning a dead mother would be the least of my problems? It's all Jace's fault, anyway. He can't go to a single place without up heaving it completely. And so, when his soul destination is my mom's funeral, the worst is to be expected. R&R? :D
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
An Atheist's Conversations with God by comedyzombie reviews
These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
I'm Not a Soup Can by Ryette reviews
It's so cheesy that you'll spend your precious time eating it right up. My brother's best friend is gorgeous, my best friend hates me, my brother wants to send any guys who talk to me to the guillotine. Being rewritten.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008
Dark Rose by Forever Squishy reviews
Raisa had a troubled childhood, full of foster homes and crime. Now an adult, she uses the friends she made to her advantage to improve the lives of others while working full-time at a cafe. But what will happen when forgotten pieces of her past return?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008
Damn by Club To Death - Love reviews
I guess we all have our time. Your just liucky yours got to rhyme... A Poem that I worte. Which I noticed afterwards was about someone who used to mean the world to me. R&R, Please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
My Name Is Molly by xForeversEndx reviews
Foster care can ruin a child. This is the life of a three year old girl, through her eyes. True story. Names have been changed. Molly's been bounced from foster care to a rehab centre to an abusive father. Why does nobody love her? UPDATED this is all tru
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Romance Novel by ryn elizabeth reviews
For lack of a better title, I dub this late night beginning to a story "Romance Novel," with the hopes that the tale will draw you, the readers, in, as it has me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
The Perfect Man by S.M.G. Lynn reviews
10 years ago, Saji wrote a list of qualities her perfect man had to have. She's 18 now and her list has manifested itself into a living being. Wait. What? Betaed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Dear Random Person, From Strange Girl by akjonezy reviews
Help. I'm desperate. You can just throw this out, but I need to pretend someone cares about what I have to say.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Random is Friggin' Hilarious! by Lonzo reviews
So I got these Emails from my grandmother of all people. Seriously funny shit! I'll add more as they come! And some of them are from life, which is testament in the one about doctors...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Twatlight by traysongz reviews
This is my satire essay for English. Our topic was to write about our pet peeves, in which I wrote about Twilight. Or, Twatlight. Enter and experience my overly dramatic exaggeration. Not suitable for die-hard Twatlighters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Rindercella by tentenchambers reviews
The spelling errors are intentional. the words are flip floped. I wrote this in sixth grade, and foun it when I moved to Texas
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
So I Transfered to A New School This One Time by wolfrun1 reviews
And it went a little something like this....
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009
See Into My Eyes by Blade100 reviews
A collection of poems, written by Blade100, in other words, me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Darkly Curious by LiLi the Koala reviews
It started as curiosity, turned into obsession, then twisted into deadly addiction. But is it his fault for being curious, or hers for being human? Some suggestive vampire/cannibal-ish themes at times, I was inspired by the Julien-K video "Kick The Bass"
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Confessions of a Teenage Idiot by fairies and snapple reviews
Murphy accidentally-drunkenly-told everyone about the time he slept with his ditzy,emotional girlfriend’s short-tempered and loyal best friend.Who’ll kind of never talk to him again.And his girlfriend’s kind of falling for his asshole best friend. Wait...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
A bunch of words written on a note by SpaceKid reviews
Full title: A bunch of words written on a note nailed to the back of my heart. This is just a really little poem I wrote, I don't remember when or how I got the idea but I think it's kind of a compainion to my other poem: A short story of a lonely guy R&
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Magnet by Inanna Skili reviews
It sticks to metal. Random things that aren't quite poems. Rated for safety.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
The Diary of a Vampire by i'm not dead yet reviews
Meet Allegra, a real vampire who is here to answer any questions there is about her or about other vampires. Ask and your questions will be answered!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Girlfriend by classicgrl45 reviews
Dane is at the mall wid her bestie, Amanda. She sees TYLER and she goes a lil carazy. haha, she had 100 dollars and she spends it on karaoke and secretly dedicates it to Tyler. it is hilarious, but has meaning at the end. Peace and ILY --- BOOM ! D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
on the Balcony by elfengirl reviews
A simple love poem involving a spin on Juliet
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009
The Funeral by UbiquitousPhantom reviews
What would happen at my best friends' funeral. Meant to be funny. Obviously. Rated for implied sexual content and implied drug use. ONE-SHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
A rant you won't soon forget by centuriespast reviews
A few collected 'thoughts' about things that piss me off. So far we have Christmas, Mrs. Mullinex, and New Years! So read it and tell me what cha think ;
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008
BURN THIS BOOK by Ballad reviews
You shouldn't be reading this. But you have to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
I write in literature class when I'm bored, by breakingkay reviews
and this is what I come up with, ramblings.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008
To Kill or Love by skitzogemini reviews
A hunter serching for the vampire leader that took her family and memories learns that not all creatures are monsters.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Our Life: Boiled, Seasoned, and Served by Heterochromaniac reviews
A random compilation of hilarious things I hear and conversations I have with my friends. I document them now, so please R&R, I promise you won't be disappointed!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Perfect Girl by Ballad reviews
She's perfect. He's slacking. She's lying about it. He's not. She wants nothing more than to kill him. He wants nothing more than, well, her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
QUAMLET Act 1 Sc 5 by SAKoi reviews
It is 12:22 AM. I am tired. I've been reading Hamlet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Your Love is the Greatest Sin by Erika-Faye reviews
I'm not really sure if this story makes sense. It also has no summary because it's hard to sum up without ruining the story.... so please let me know what you think. R&R? Thanks
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Perils of Being a Writer by HollyBlair reviews
Sadly enough, this actually happened to me once.... This is what happenes when you let your mind wander during an English test.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Diary of No Imagination by Unwritten Bliss reviews
Writer’s block. It’s a fun saying for “no imagination”. She decides “no imagination” sounds shameful, and ponders where the imagination even goes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
Stockholm Syndrome by Aoife129 reviews
What happens when the person you're supposed to be killing, is as distorted as you? rated T for allusions to violence.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Pencils and Football by iceebob reviews
Homecoming. Anything is possible, right? Including a nerd being asked out by the hottest quarterback in the school? Let the cliché begin…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008
Nerds In Love by Tito-Mosquito reviews
A boy and a girl, very much in love, comes to realize they really are nerds.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
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