Murphy accidentally-drunkenly-told everyone about the time he slept with his ditzy,emotional girlfriend’s short-tempered and loyal best friend.Who’ll kind of never talk to him again.And his girlfriend’s kind of falling for his asshole best friend. Wait...

One positive pregnancy test. One troubled boy. One parent's battle with mental illness. Any of these would be life changing. But when all three make an appearance in Brittany Christensen's life at the same time, things become that much more complicated. ON HIATUS

Who knew mourning a dead mother would be the least of my problems? It's all Jace's fault, anyway. He can't go to a single place without up heaving it completely. And so, when his soul destination is my mom's funeral, the worst is to be expected. R&R? :D

These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!

It's so cheesy that you'll spend your precious time eating it right up. My brother's best friend is gorgeous, my best friend hates me, my brother wants to send any guys who talk to me to the guillotine. Being rewritten.

Raisa had a troubled childhood, full of foster homes and crime. Now an adult, she uses the friends she made to her advantage to improve the lives of others while working full-time at a cafe. But what will happen when forgotten pieces of her past return?

I guess we all have our time. Your just liucky yours got to rhyme... A Poem that I worte. Which I noticed afterwards was about someone who used to mean the world to me. R&R, Please.

Foster care can ruin a child. This is the life of a three year old girl, through her eyes. True story. Names have been changed. Molly's been bounced from foster care to a rehab centre to an abusive father. Why does nobody love her? UPDATED this is all tru

For lack of a better title, I dub this late night beginning to a story "Romance Novel," with the hopes that the tale will draw you, the readers, in, as it has me.

10 years ago, Saji wrote a list of qualities her perfect man had to have. She's 18 now and her list has manifested itself into a living being. Wait. What? Betaed

Help. I'm desperate. You can just throw this out, but I need to pretend someone cares about what I have to say.

So I got these Emails from my grandmother of all people. Seriously funny shit! I'll add more as they come! And some of them are from life, which is testament in the one about doctors...

This is my satire essay for English. Our topic was to write about our pet peeves, in which I wrote about Twilight. Or, Twatlight. Enter and experience my overly dramatic exaggeration. Not suitable for die-hard Twatlighters.

The spelling errors are intentional. the words are flip floped. I wrote this in sixth grade, and foun it when I moved to Texas

And it went a little something like this....

A collection of poems, written by Blade100, in other words, me.

It started as curiosity, turned into obsession, then twisted into deadly addiction. But is it his fault for being curious, or hers for being human? Some suggestive vampire/cannibal-ish themes at times, I was inspired by the Julien-K video "Kick The Bass"

Full title: A bunch of words written on a note nailed to the back of my heart. This is just a really little poem I wrote, I don't remember when or how I got the idea but I think it's kind of a compainion to my other poem: A short story of a lonely guy R&

It sticks to metal. Random things that aren't quite poems. Rated for safety.

Meet Allegra, a real vampire who is here to answer any questions there is about her or about other vampires. Ask and your questions will be answered!

Dane is at the mall wid her bestie, Amanda. She sees TYLER and she goes a lil carazy. haha, she had 100 dollars and she spends it on karaoke and secretly dedicates it to Tyler. it is hilarious, but has meaning at the end. Peace and ILY --- BOOM ! D

A simple love poem involving a spin on Juliet

What would happen at my best friends' funeral. Meant to be funny. Obviously. Rated for implied sexual content and implied drug use. ONE-SHOT!

A few collected 'thoughts' about things that piss me off. So far we have Christmas, Mrs. Mullinex, and New Years! So read it and tell me what cha think ;

You shouldn't be reading this. But you have to.

and this is what I come up with, ramblings.

A hunter serching for the vampire leader that took her family and memories learns that not all creatures are monsters.

A random compilation of hilarious things I hear and conversations I have with my friends. I document them now, so please R&R, I promise you won't be disappointed!

She's perfect. He's slacking. She's lying about it. He's not. She wants nothing more than to kill him. He wants nothing more than, well, her.

It is 12:22 AM. I am tired. I've been reading Hamlet.

I'm not really sure if this story makes sense. It also has no summary because it's hard to sum up without ruining the story.... so please let me know what you think. R&R? Thanks

Sadly enough, this actually happened to me once.... This is what happenes when you let your mind wander during an English test.

Writer’s block. It’s a fun saying for “no imagination”. She decides “no imagination” sounds shameful, and ponders where the imagination even goes.

What happens when the person you're supposed to be killing, is as distorted as you? rated T for allusions to violence.

Homecoming. Anything is possible, right? Including a nerd being asked out by the hottest quarterback in the school? Let the cliché begin…

A boy and a girl, very much in love, comes to realize they really are nerds.