lickembrains
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Joined 10-04-08, id: 633496, Profile Updated: 07-16-09
Author has written 5 stories for General, and General.

lick'em brains. :3

no, you haven't misread
it does say:

lick
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sooo yeah. hi. this is my profile.
o_o


LOOKING FOR A PENPAL.
except one of those cyber kinds, since I ran outta stamps.

Special offer; you don't even have to live in a far away country! (what a great deal, right?)
...though that would be quite exciting.

So if you have always wanted a pen pal or (insert reason here), please feel free to message me.

Please.

:D


STUFF ABOUT ME!
(this is where you look really interested)

Car screeches TERRIFY me
Locking toolbars = ugly; don’t do it! PRESS UNLOCK. GO DO IT. NAO. D:I'm a LURKER / stalker
Bugs = scary = me run away now
Cream puffs may be the best after-school snack in the world
I luv mushrooms. :9
I eat a lot of cheeseburgers. And Chinese noodles. And drink a TON of Starbucks cappuccinos
I cannot knit.
My French pronunciation sucks
SLASH IS AWESOME. Don’t diss it.
I read a lot of teen “problem” novels
I am known to have spurts of randomness/highness/this-person-is-so-wack-that-people-pretend-not-to-know-me… ness.
Chocolate is my shining beacon of hope.
I don’t appreciate how lucky I am
I – am so conceited; look at all those sentences that being with “I” :O
I don’t own a pet
I like waffles. And pancakes. And cereal. And apple cinnamon oatmeal. Breakfast foods rock~! :D
I like to be alone.
I want to try parasailing
I want to see the world
I want to DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE
I wish I had some clue on who I want to be
I've never solved a rubix cube. Unless you count taking the entire thing apart and fitting it back together again...
I’m really insecure
SWIMMING IS FUUUUUN :)
I’m not good at commitment
I procrastinate so much that I don't even procrastinate (what you're thinking right now; "wtf?!" I'm right aren't I? OMGOMG I'm a MINDREADER.)
I’m learning how to cook.
I wonder what doing drugs would feel like.
I say NO TO SMOKING!
Bartenders are cool. ;)
I play cello.

& though I doubt you read all the way to here, I’d just like to say…

IF YOU DID READ TILL HERE YOU HAVE NO LIFE.

LOLOL! I just NOOBOWNED you. HAHAHAHA.

kay, methinks I should shut up now. ;3

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The Monster in Me by effay reviews
slash. you're only half the monster you think you are.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009
Mio Bel Bambino by shelled reviews
After Mateo finds a young thief in his home, he can't keep the beautiful boy off of his mind. Fluff! M/M Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/5/2008
Unexpected Turn of Events by xdinoxcorex reviews
DISCONTINUED A closeted gay guy. An openly gay goth guy. A pretty, straight girl. Confusion. Hormones. Madness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Waxen Bones, Gossip Lips, and a Candled Pose by insanityxspeaks reviews
Aaron Ingleby is new, bubbly, and unintentionally dangerous. Riley Harper is quiet, hopeless, and a victim on all accounts. A story spun by webs of lies, deceit, and the horrors money wrought. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,375 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds by artofjula reviews
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Escape by All.PenNames.Must.Be.Unique reviews
When running doesn't work...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Coincidental Fate by MikiSweety reviews
She's cursing her best friend for dumping her to head on home alone on the disgusting subway when across the way she sees the strangest of men. And suddenly the subway doesn't seem so bad after all. Only she bids her time. Which is not wise.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Sick by Remera reviews
So little time left now...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Mind's Eyes by Hailfire reviews
Think, Breath, Hear, Smell, Touch... The true test to seeing, is whether we get passed the tricks, and see the truth. Please Read and Review. Also if you do review, I would like to know what you see through your Mind's Eyes, Thanks!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
lucky me by nevermore199 reviews
look. it's a four-leaf clover. prose.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Alone by Your.MESsed.Up.Nightmar reviews
I am Alone. It is Familiar, yet Unknown in this strange place.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
What a Coincidence by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Words of Pleasure by My Nylon Smile
The sweet downy washes away in the caressing tides.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
He Stole, She Stole by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Old Man by The Aud One reviews
This is a humorous poem that I wrote for English my junior year of high school. It's very silly.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Regret by caged.girl reviews
One-shot. What someone could think as death aproaches. Not really sure if I rated right.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
When a Rose Blooms in December by effay reviews
the smart romantic and arrogant player: what a cliché. the two meet and sparks fly. all her life, she's been waiting for her love story to start. little does she know, it already has.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,518 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
black coffee by justcallmefaye reviews
Sometimes coffee is just coffee. And sometimes it's so much more. F/J.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Gunshot Lullaby by sunscraped reviews
I wrote this when I was 14, so of course it sucks. I'm keeping it here more for the milestone.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2005
Philosophers and Fools by warnthepenguins reviews
The story of a young soldier fleeing his murderous countrymen in the midst of a terrible war. (Complete. Also complete crap.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,119 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 8/9/2003
Blood Ribbons by reddroplets reviews
a song about a cutter. depression, self injury, suicide
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004
Confusion by punchdrunklove reviews
:)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003
Good Girls Don't by Wilting Amaranth reviews
Straight, gay, bisexual...real love knows no boundaries. But, then there's his. Chloe knows she's a good girl, and good girls don't fall in love with other girls...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
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My Tsul
She was the epitome of beauty. His only wish was to hold this darling of a child in his arms, and treat her like the goddess she was obviously meant to be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Why do I love you? reviews
...if I had even a sand grain worth of your time...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Shatterful reviews
That's me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Perseverance reviews
A poem I'm entering in a contest. It needs work, so please review your suggestions. Thank you in advance!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009
Apples have feelings, too reviews
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away from YOU , but what about the apple?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete