eudaemonia
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Joined 10-12-08, id: 634670, Profile Updated: 12-05-15
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, General, Young Adult, Fantasy, and Horror.

um so why was i complete and utter "offensive for teh lulz" garbage in 2012?

name: cipher
pronouns: they/them, please.
dob: november 5 1994

deviantart: Wiggerboo
tumblr: rockmacbeth
fanfiction: a sorceress girl
ao3/lunaescence: anarchytissues

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The Tissue and the Flame by Kattelara reviews
A short story in where a man discloses his true feelings to a woman through a magic trick with a tissue and a lit candle.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Maid for Me by Bomee reviews
Feisty Mina lands a job as a maid for a spoiled brat, Jaiden. Now he wants her to be his pretend fiancee! Their pretend romance may go too far as he starts to fall for her, yet Mina only loves her boy next door Kiterin. And now everyone plots against her!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,656 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007
Romantic Irony by Dee Jay Vernon reviews
Upon meeting a handsome stranger at a local coffee shop, Chloe believes she can give her story a suitable ending. Light Romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
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Perfect
It wasn't the most perfect relationship, but it worked for them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Sterilzed
A Troika of Terribly Cliched Things that Terrify Me, and I Must Scream. Rating for poorly written gore?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
bestfriendsforever reviews
"Take me with you, Mr. Slenderman. I'm sure you're a very nice person. Let's play." Not Marble Hornets universe.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
In History, Maybe
I am not a good person. I would lie; say that I'm simply a misunderstood hot piece of ass with perfect hair that everybody wants with a bad childhood. But that's not true. I am simply a murdering, incestuous, sex addict that can't hold a lover down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Published: 12/27/2011
The Nobody of the Luck reviews
After being missing for a month, Tristan returns and refuses to tell where he was. A month after his return, his friend Simon finally gets it out of Tristan. He reveals that he had been sucked into a fantasy themed eroge called "Lucky Nobody".
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011
Aurora
Clarinda 'Clair' Dove has moved to Thompson, Manitoba all the way from Winnipeg to live with her father. There she meets the painfully beautiful Duarte Cumming -A vampire- and her life is perpetually changed. Twilight Parody.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,515 - Published: 11/20/2011
Love reviews
I love you, man." "Dude, you're my bro. How could I not get you that?" Everyone forgets about the platonic love.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Introduction
In grade seven, there was a little play with a surprisingly huge budget that our school put on, just for the Christmas season. It was awful. No one could act, sing, or dance. Except for him, the idol of the school. Warning for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Love Letters reviews
A girl writes to a boy, wanting to tell him her feelings. She hates him for giving her great pain. She hates how he's distracting her from her studies. She is confused about her feelings for him. Is it love? Or hate?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete