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Joined 10-14-08, id: 634908, Profile Updated: 03-03-18
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, General, and Play.

Hey, I'm Brian. I'm 28 and live in Colorado. I'm a Game Design and Development Major with a Minor in Creative Writing. I want to write for games, but I still write short stories every once in a while, because they're short. :P I've been twice published in the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs literary journal, riverrun.

More about Me

I mean, if you're really bored I guess I can give some more details about my mundane and generally uneventful life. Beware, the following paragraphs are going to make me seem very nerdy. This is a common misconception. (Okay never mind, I am pretty nerdy. Deal with it. *dons sunglasses*)

Favorites of Stuff:

Books: Sword of Truth series, Inheritance Series, Inkheart Trilogy, Narnia Chronicles, Harry Potter, etc etc.

Music: Look down. Most of my ipod contains game music. I am a weirdo I know, but there's way more good music from games than most people realize. I also listen to some Metal/Rock.

Video Games: Ug, where to begin. Legend of Dragoon (Ending credits theme is magnificent) Shining the Holy Ark (You've probably never heard of it) Shadow Hearts: Covenant (1 and 3 are also good), Beyond Good and Evil (They better make the sequel or heads will roll), All the Xeno's (Xenogears and all Xenosaga's), Not to sound like a fanboy but pretty much all things Final Fantasy (Kingdom Hearts included), Ratchet and Clank (Going Commando in particular), Chrono Trigger (Can't beat the classics), Wild Arms series (3 being the best), Psychonauts (Easily the funniest game ever made), Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3 and Sonic CD (Everything after is mostly crap), Vagrant Story (nothing short of art), Devil May Cry series (Never got into God of War and yet I love these, *shrugs*), Star Ocean series (A perfectionist's bane and paradise), Metal Gear Solid series (Despite complaints, I love the story heavy model), Dark Cloud 2 (A vast improvement over the first, which I still like), Grandia series (one of the most unique battles systems in gaming), Runescape (If that counts), Plus many many more.

Yes, I know this list is long. The aspiration to eventually write for games is a large factor in this. I commend you if you've gotten this far. Or is it pity?

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Burn Notice, Firefly, House, Scrubs, Community, Mythbusters, 30 Rock, Psych.

Anime: Code Geass, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Alchemist, Trigun, Bleach, .Hack//Sign, Invader Zim (Does that count?) etc.

Movies: Inception, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Dark Knight, 500 Days of Summer, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Prestige, and many more.

That's me in a nutshell. Kind of. Good enough anyway.

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Crestfallen by Victoria Stokes reviews
I gasp, but no sound is made in the trees' overwhelming screams. I look up through the breaks in the black branches to see scarlet seeping into the cloud encompassed sky, as if my own blood was staining it, pouring my life into it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Divided by Soul by Moonlark reviews
When a Soul is reborn, he or she is automatically destined to find their other half. Every so often, the process is mussed and a Soul is reborn into the wrong body, the wrong breed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009
The Jade Born by Kinetic Wolf reviews
Adran Darkwa, master archer, exceptional swords man, and former lieutenant for the Imperial Army, has a dark past that haunts him every day and night. Unfortunately when he takes a job that takes him to the forest of his past will he be able to handle it?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
Asynchronous Life by Eric de Moya reviews
A stranger comes to make life interesting for a burnout cop, and aging movie star. You are out of sync.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Night Life by 11th-Memory reviews
ONESHOT A very short excerpt from a story about a human slave named Danica and her struggle to be free.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
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Soul Seeker
"When I hit the bus that morning, time came to a halt. Not figuratively, as is usually the case. No, everything around me literally and completely stopped."
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Published: 3/1
Smile City
A story about a dentist and his son, the ex wife who is trying to destroy his business, and his rival at Tooth Town. (My first complete stage play, needs a new draft but...eh. Maybe someday.)
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Published: 2/18/2015
Smoke Therapy
Ever since Donald France quit smoking he's been going slightly mad. The funny thing about detoxing, is it tends to bring up other issues. Like your gynophobia. Or how much of an ass your psychiatrist is. Or how good Barney would have been at world conquest. All perfectly sane thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Published: 4/16/2014
Cold Nights
I did not yet understand the significance of a girl wanting to kiss me. At the time, it seemed like a betrayal. A break in our social contract. I didn't even necessarily want her as a friend. It just sort of happened.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Published: 4/16/2014
Wash reviews
This is a play that takes place entirely in public restrooms. Dave is obsessed with what's in his teeth, while Jimmy is trying to pee unsuccessfully, thanks to Dave, and in the other restroom the women talk about how Dave is crazy. They're not wrong.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Bitter Toast
Boy meets girl. Girl kicks boy. Boy befriends girl out of fear. Girl treats boy like a backpack. Boy falls in love with girl and gets knocked unconscious. I think you get the point.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Forbidden Throne reviews
To what lengths will a man go to get a sweet chair?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete