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Joined 10-16-08, id: 635114, Profile Updated: 12-22-09
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I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did. - Demetri Martin

Hey. I'm 17. I like skiing, the smell of pine trees, hiking, nature, the Red Sox, and crew. I dislike the Steelers, people who are rude or mean for no reason, and when people act indifferent. I'm a vegetarian. I'm short & I am addicted to chapstick. I'm terrified of clowns. I have a couple dreams in life, which include hiking every national park & most of the Appalachian trail, ski the Alps & in Canada, and heliski.

And that's pretty much it.

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Mountain Angel by Shy Lightning reviews
When returning to her parents' cabin in Montana doesn't deter her stalker, Aelissm Davis asks her uncle for advice. His decision to send his trusted friend Pat O'Neil to protect her might become an even bigger problem, because Aelissm finds herself falling for a man she knows will leave. He could be the best thing to ever happen to her, if she can convince him to stay.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Fade to Nothing by Velcro Shoes reviews
A journal entry from writing class about a lost friend of mine.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Ordinary Angst Filled Teenage Day reviews
Take the normal stress of family, friends and school, then add that with the worst day in the history of ever, and you get a day in the life of an average, angst ridden teenage girl. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete