Secret Pornography
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Joined 10-18-08, id: 635316, Profile Updated: 12-10-10
Author has written 1 story for Fantasy.

Kay well.

I want to start off saying I'm a terrible person. And I'm lazy. And I'm in school.

I'm terrible about updates so I wouldn't retain any moderate feelings of hope if I were you.

Don't compulsively check this page, just watch me and you'll get an update maybe once a year.

Yeah. School. Portfolios. Tablets. Eh.

Nonsense. Tiredness. Cardboard Boxes. That's about what I've been doing.

Meh. Well I reiterate. I'm a bad person.

I have lots of interests and favorite things, but I don't feel like listing them, since nobody will read them.

It happens.

This profile thing is basically me rambling.

Sorry.

~ Secret Pornography

Winter's Finally Here by FreewayofFlight reviews
Parody of 'Winter Wonderland' just in time for the holidays! I hope you enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
The Winter Deal reviews
Nobody calls on Jack Frost. People write letters to Santa. People pray to Baby Jesus. People celebrate Rudolph and Frosty. But nobody honors Jack Frost. Slash, M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010