clandestinedownpourhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for General, Romance, Horror, Love, Life, and Essay. lover of strawberry ice cream with Tabasco sauce is a sucker for matrices and bittersweet endings worshipper of Edgar Allen Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, J D Salinger, Stephen King, H.P Lovecraft, Issac Asimov, Austen lover of Weezer, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, The Beatles, DragonForce, Queen, Beethoven, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Iron Maiden is guilty of morbid humour and loudly humming show tunes at inappropriate moments lover of Psycho, King Kong, Dracula (black and white. the new edition is quite disgraceful.) , Hedwig, The Red Balloon, A Scanner Darkly, Tetsuo, Oldboy, Marebito, Bleach, Little Shop of Horrors, Star Trek, Lady Vengeance... anything that involves machinery, nihilism, and/or gratuitous amounts of entrails. hater of artificial sweeteners, false alarms, eel testicles (blame Freud), horses, train stations, hairspray, romantic comedies, sunshine, badly brewn beer (fan of alliteration, though), baklava, miniature golf, perfume, cell phones, polka dots, cherries, social settings, fake tans, manual labor, bigots, 7up, obtuse loft-mates, reusing water bottles, overprotective sisters, marshmallows, and unrelenting memories. |
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Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
The Art of Movie Making by TuneOut reviews
He was the new star of Hollywood. She was the industry veteran. They were the duo that burned so bright that when they burst, it was like a perfect Oscar movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,134 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
LOL Or Should I Say ROFL? by queen-of-the-sand-castle reviews
...a look into the life and laughs of being a teenager. In the format of an IM conversation between two completely different high school besties. Quirky and hilarious, guaranteed to make you chuckle!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008
Pandora by PaperbagPrincesz reviews
Lucien the towns bad boy befriends, Spero the towns recluse. Through this friendship and her own curiosity Spero finds herself knee deep in the towns secrets, putting her life in danger, and only Lucien can save her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,471 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Pick Out The Yellow Skittles by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. And he would eat the disgusting yellow skittles because he wouldn't eat anything else and I would eat everything else because they were better. It was our silent deal, and we would have it no other way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Not in a million years by thoughtsofwisdom reviews
Samantha is 22 years old and has just found out she is to be married to Drew, a man she hasn't seen for 10 yrs, because of a business contract. What's a girl to do? Go undercover as his secretary of course! What could possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,429 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Coffe Sunday: A Lesson In True Love by Peyton Gunn reviews
Just a cute short story I wrote about what I think makes true love and what I think stops it. Consider it a pick-me-up for your day: no drama, no twists. Just a simple love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Therian Shadow by Matriaya reviews
Drea Torrin is a normal woman living on a colony on Mars, attempting to go about her day without annoying – and super hero- room mate, Erik, getting in her way. All that changes when the evil Prometheus 99 tries to capture Erik, and uses Drea to do so!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
The List by Slow-Down reviews
One woman learns just what it means to find the man of her dreams. Much to her surprise.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
The Disclaimer by Befallings reviews
You hate disclaimers. He hates disclaimers. You hate his attitude. He said he's sorry. You still hate him, you know. That's right, you'll hate him like you hate disclaimers, except this one makes you laugh, just like disclaimers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
To Love or To Hate? That is the question by green frogs reviews
Josh is a multimillionaire living the bachelor life in NY. Emmy is moving in with him cause she's broke. They're best friends but they piss each other off. How can they survive? Will they ever realize they love each other? Read and Review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,209 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Illusion of Control by Blossoms-Forever reviews
What can Nea Montgomery, a loner who goes unnoticed, do when she loses her private journal and finds it in the hands of the one she hates the most, Luke Penn? How far will they push each other before they find out things they never knew possible?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,577 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
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What I Learned a reflection on education reviews
my midterm paper last semester for English lit and analysis class. the prompt was what i learned, but i pretty much used it as an excuse to depart on a much-needed rant.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
chalice reviews
Most sixteen year old girls wish for cosmetics. Cars. The more ambitious wish to be eighteen. It must have been the first time someone wished for a penis.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
frankie
his despair is a result of poverty. his hate is the result of her.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Final Waltz reviews
poetic monologue accepting the end
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009
unconventional obituary reviews
closure in a poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
never wanted to dance reviews
a pair of unconventional lovers. the story of their final dance.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009
Tales of a Nightingale reviews
Two lovers die. Does anyone care? Not for homophobe. One Shot. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Emancipation
a young woman makes the choice to escape from a polygamist colony. oneshot. R&R.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete