Aurette
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Joined 10-21-08, id: 635804, Profile Updated: 08-12-13
Author has written 20 stories for Romance, Supernatural, Biography, Family, Life, Horror, Essay, and General.

I bake stuff. And write stuff. Thus is the sum of me.

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Video links for So Real:

Time's Scar Pole Dance

Hallelujah Pole Dance

Army of Lovers - "Crucified" music video

Video Links for 100 Love Letters

Worst Music Video Ever


TESTIMONIALS:

“Aurette makes sexy characters that make me tingle.

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Aurette is a baker by day, a superhero writer by night, powered by magical cupcakes.” -SilverHealer

“I come from a long line of Russian Bakers. That's why my gene pool has vodka and yeast in it.” -Aurette

“She has serious mental problems.” -Ex-boyfriend

“CUDDLE CUDDLE CUDDLE FEED ME CUDDLE LICK FACE LICK HANDS LICK CHIN CUDDLE DAMMIT!” -Prince Aderyn, Aurette's cat

“She'll fight to the death for you and then bake you cupcakes.” -Bruce Campbell

“She's a great multitasker. She can sew, bake, sing, write and apply nail polish, all while constantly having corndogs and liemz in her mouth. I don't know how she does it.” -C.V. Burleg

“She has a ridiculously high voice.” -Aurette's voice teacher

"I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA! I'M A VAMPIYA!" -Nic Cage

"Having perceived that you are a God fearing person after praying to God to direct me to a trust worthy person , I want you also use this money to fund orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in London for the process of this transfer. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund." -Mrs.Joan Rodriquez, HER WILL IS FOR CHARITY

"Kind of a slut, but an artist with playdoh" -Collen


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Allyria by Lynne Featherston reviews
When a forgotten princess becomes Queen of Braewyth, she must sacrifice much for the safety of her allies and her people.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013
Whiskey Eyes and Morphine Lies by CorvaCarolina reviews
The sequel to Million Miles Away. Jasmine's jet-set dreams are becoming reality. She needs to grow up fast or her life will turn into a waking nightmare. M for sex and drug refs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011
Take These Chains by CorvaCarolina reviews
Take a wannabe groupie, an almost-famous sleaze rocker, and a sadistic Metal bassist who's more than he appears, and you end up with more than anyone bargained for. Rated M for BSDM, drugs, sex, and a bit of the supernatural.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/15/2009
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Phone Calls From A Rock Star by RockFan reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Where Cross and Crescent Meet by Unbridled reviews
His dream haunted me. He was certain he would die for Jesus at the hands of angry extremists - and I denied it, even when they took him. But God sent me his journals, written for me, and I saw on those pages an extraordinary tale of courage and faith.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,125 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Katarina by Mary Freda reviews
Thinking back, though, to her brothers working the farm and how she was merely an extra mouth to feed, Katarina knew her decision, even if she was unsure of her heart and of Frederick's. "Yes, Frederick. I'll marry you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
A Million Miles Away by CorvaCarolina reviews
Jasmine knows better than to chase rock stars. Jonathan knows not to look for true love backstage. What happens when they break the rules? 3/13: CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN FOR PUBLICATION ON AMAZON! WILL BE DELETED SOON!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Sovereign by Lea Ai reviews
Jeremy had a mysterious past; Sovryn simply wanted to know what it was. Brought into a world where red hair is a death sentence--and she is number one on the list--Sovryn must summon the courage to fight. Only she can save the Kenets from genocide. FINI
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The King and the Courtesan by Wanda Walker reviews
Melissa, a prostitute from the slums, is discovered by an extremely wealthy drug lord, whose plans for her are as mysterious as they are ominous. Melissa knows he's dangerous, but what can she do when he promises to change her life forever?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 160,142 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
The Romancing of Tuesday Dennings by J.Wood and K.Ezer reviews
Tuesday: "My poetry is much more of who I am than any word sewage sure to come out of my figurative 'mouth' when I write this to you." Simon: "It doesn't matter. You make me break all my own rules."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
The S Is For Sucks by C. V. Burleg reviews
Matthew S. Hill is a cubicle slave who attracts the same type of criticism day after day: "you suck!" Experience a day in the life of this poor sap. One Shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Air Into Gold by SilverHealer reviews
Forced into a life she doesn't want. Forced to watch people and lands suffer in the hands of a tyrant. Does Alainna have what it takes to change her life and the lives of those anguishing before her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Drug Addiction Fairytale by CK Shorty reviews
COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,223 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Unfading Beauty by CassandraRose526 reviews
Tanya’s friends decide thirty is too old to be a virgin, so for her birthday they hire her an escort. But this isn’t the typical good girl meets male prostitute tale. Through Tanya’s faith this escort rediscovers an entirely different love story.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Simple Really by sooner or later its over reviews
The solution was simple really;Girls trouble, no trouble no girls.So to make their lives simple 4 guys promise to swear off girls for their senior year.Of course when the girls find out it causes an uproar...and what happens when the guys all fall in love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
One Day by blurrylights reviews
“One day you'll miss me like I missed you. One day you'll cry for me like I cried for you, and one day you'll love me and I won't love you.”-Anonymous
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Zachary by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
All Cynthia's logical detachment can't keep her from being drawn into Zachary's web of weirdness. T for language and disturbing images.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
The Cross by Renate Seline Zaz reviews
A Jorio that is especially close to my heart
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Land of Red II by Queen Anabella reviews
A Duke, a King, a Queen, mistaken identities, and love affairs--you're not in Deshret anymore. Welcome to Mait.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
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All the Bitter Songs reviews
After a stint in rehab, Alan Ives is finding it hard to adjust. Learning to deal with the world and his emotions without drugs isn't easy, and his attraction for a girl who's scared to death of him certainly isn't helping matters. 100 Love Letters sequel
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,699 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/3/2011
Just You and Me Punk Rock Girl reviews
I am boy crazy. I am also a writer. The two come together for an autobiographical, true account of my various encounters with guys I find to be quite fetching... Or vice versa. A series of one shots.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010
100 Love Letters reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Goodbye Until Tomorrow reviews
When Gracie finds out she's pregnant, perpetually single Sarah's up for a wild ride in the land of domesticity with a panicking sister, a ridiculously excited brother-in-law and a rather infuriating Dr. Dietrich Schäfer. 3rd in the Sun Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,131 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
To Feel the Sun reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Crohnie reviews
An essay I wrote about my feelings towards the disease that will be my constant companion for the rest of my life.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Flowers in Your Hair reviews
The summer you died was the summer I lived forever. The moment you kissed me I felt the slender men behind me. The flowers sprinkled down when they took you away. A Drabble.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
On Sleepless Nights: Insomniac reviews
All it means is I lay in my bed staring at the ceiling listening to the cat purrrrrr....// My ever-present friend, insomnia, gets its own poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011
So Real reviews
Danielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,936 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
The End of You and Me reviews
We were always dancing, you and me. // Not every love story has a happily ever after. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Self Portrait reviews
My skinny hands have long nails with neon green, toxic flavored paint.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Reminiscences on his Fifth Birthday reviews
The day that he was born was the day that he died.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Catch Ya on the Flip Side reviews
When nothing in your life turned out the way you most wanted it to and you're dying of cancer, hitting baseballs off a cliff and into a river while avoiding everything else seems like a good idea. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Fragile As We Lie reviews
Guitarist Johnny Rhine finds Alice wandering on the side of the road, and discovers she was raped and beaten. As he puts everything into helping her recover, he finds himself falling in love. But things aren't so easy, and love is not always the answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008
The Confessions reviews
“To truly understand, Father Vitale, I need to tell you about things you might have only thought existed in dreams, in stories. In nightmares. I need to tell you about a girl. A young girl named Sofia, whose only talent was killing.” One Shot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Kosher Dill reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Pork Tenderloins, 249 a Pound reviews
Some people fall in love at candlelight dinners, and some people fall in love over sappy love songs. I fell in love in the frozen foods aisle. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
To Whom it May Concern reviews
I wrote him a letter. I probably shouldn't have. He made it quite clear when we broke up that he was never going to spare me another thought. Nothing personal, he said. He just couldn't cope speaking to me after our relationship was in shambles. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Of Coffee and Overrated Epic Poetry reviews
She watches him, when her boyfriend asks who he was. She’s about to answer when the professor walks into a pillar and curses loudly. “No one,” she says once he’s gone. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete