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Joined 10-22-08, id: 635926, Profile Updated: 05-21-10
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, General, and Manga.

So, you've found the amazing profile page. Be amazed. Feel free to read something, and then feel free to leave a review, (I'll return the favor.) I've only managed to complete one project in my entire life, so if you like things that have endings read Three Witches Grimm and if you don't, then you're in luck!

About me then. I love humor, Douglas Adams remains one of my favorite authors of all time and The Hitchhikers Guide is like my holy bible. Aside from that I love anything Scifi, horror, fantasy, adventure. All that. I also love really old narrative poems, which is kind of nerdy, but since this is fiction press...'Nough said.

Some things that I dislike: Tofu, mosquitos, winter, sparkly vampires, Wisconsin, and ELVES... (That last one is personal. It's between me and them.)

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Bite by Devil's Playground reviews
I've been told that I don't have a lot of common sense. But traveling with a group of bloodthirsty, trigger-happy sharks seems a little crazy, even for me... Rated for heavy violence and language.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009
The Dreamer by Devil's Playground reviews
The Dreamer says he can destroy the world, or save it. He says the world is nothing but his playground, his dream. My name is David Leclaire. I don't know what to believe anymore, but I will find the truth, whether or not the world's ready to listen to it
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,890 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
The Magic Mirror by Telephonic reviews
The glass lit up. His reflection melted away. There was a rush of magic that shimmered across his skin. "Show me my salvation," He requested upon it, but on seeing the answer he could only say, "I'm doomed."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,505 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
All Times Part 1: Tin Man by Elsbeth Lagrange reviews
All Times I have enjoyed Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those That loved me, and alone..." From "Ulysses" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. A story about a traveller.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010
Phalanx: Genesis by Typing Typhoon reviews
Thar be dragons here; and monsters, droids, renegade gods, and mechs. Enter the war torn world of Phalanx; where wvyerns and war machines, demigods, and monsters duke it out over the fate of the planet. Bring your gun, reader, you'll need it. R&R returned
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
If I Were of Fiction by this-is-silence reviews
I think we all wish that we could be fictional characters, sometimes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Rebirth by DoubleHarborWriters reviews
Earth is in ruin and the people left in it's toxic clouds are looking to the sky waiting for their turn to go to the new planet, Rebirth. Short story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Back to Hell by Dreamers-Requiem reviews
-Sequel to Into the Night- Jake and his friends finally make it to Cardiff, but soon realise that maybe the countryside would be safer. Meanwhile, Mercy tries to help all those she can.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
Ghost writers in disguise by Sanareth
Name say's it all, parody. Don't ask me what I was thinking at the time. I really hope this is okay and people don't get angry at me. -Braces for impact- And yes, it is a parody of 'Ghost Rider's in the Sky's'.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Fists, Bricks, And Glory by Young Cali Punk reviews
Alex McConnell is an American man living in infamous Brixton, London who finds himself all alone and on the streets. Things look grim, but it's nothing that your friendly neighborhood gang of soccer hooligans can't fix...rated M for violence, language
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,034 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
The Viscountess Vania by Alexandra Lizance reviews
Can a spoilt, bratty and cynical aristocrat find her one true love? Not if she can help it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
Of Men and Monsters by roulette rouge reviews
Regency Era - Upon receiving a proposal of marriage from a plain, older gentleman by the name of Henry Crane, a young woman finds herself ensnared by a rather involving enigma...one that may prove darker than anything she could have ever imagined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Into The Night by Dreamers-Requiem reviews
Having spent three years at University, Jake has returned home to live a fairly mundane life. He doesn't pay attention to the news, but his best friend Chuck does, and Jake is pulled along when Chuck claims they need to get away from the city.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,304 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Fired! by Mizzuz Spock reviews
Short story collection. A smile crossed Death's cold, skeleton face. "Looks like you're out of a job," he told her. The angel looked up at him, shocked. "I-it's not as easy as it looks," she insisted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
Absolute Mayhem by chel bel reviews
With a little brother who thinks he’s a vampire, a creepy neighbor who puts hidden cameras in my room, a sexy bad-boy set on winning my heart and an overprotective cousin who will do anything to prevent that, life tends to get a little crazy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
Ty's Ultimate Catastrophe Survival Guide! by Typing Typhoon reviews
Now back by popular demand! Ever been stuck in a horribly awkward, tragic, situation? Well this is the guide for you! Use this E-book to get you out of all the most ridiculous situations life can throw at you! Ha! In your FACE, Life!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
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Boots of Steel reviews
Blade Sunhunter is on a quest to save his village from the plague, but many obstacles stand in his way. WARNING: Contains adult situations of a hot and steamy variety. Mxf, Mxm, Squirrelx rock, mxsquirrel, squirrelxrabbit etc...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008
SPLOG! The Musical reviews
In the post apocalyptic city of Tokao, giant robots called Zoids rule! An emperor grieves his flat hair and a little boy learns the true meaning of friendship...Through revenge!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
Three Witches Grimm reviews
Did the tale of sleeping beauty ever inspire you to write a dark-ly humorous horror complete with three evil witches, hordes of bloodthirsty sleepwalkers and a monster that wakes from true love's first kiss to unleash unspeakable evil upon the world? con
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
The Voodoo Pocket Guide reviews
The book that handles magic with a 'you can do it too' attitude. If you like absurdity, funerals and hobos...In that order... look no further.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Hedgenchog reviews
Did you love Eragon? Then you will hate this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
Time reviews
A poem about mortality
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Sound reviews
My way of paying tribute to fantasy novels and fairy tales. ...Please don't hurt me...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
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