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Hi! I'm a girl, born and raised in the fine state of Texas. Hell, who'm I kidding? I need to get out of this place.

13 Random Facts About Me:

-My favoritest number in the whole world is thirteen. It's a pretty nifty number, if you ask me.

-I'm pretty much the biggest grammar snob in the world. Learn to live with it, darlings.

-Mac n' cheese can bring me out of a depression.

-Whenever I go to McDonalds, I order the Number 10 Combo with Coke. My personal food-heaven.

-The best nights of my life were March 6, 2010, September 5, 2010, September 24, 2011, and June 25th, 2012. Best concerts ever in my life. Thank you, John Clayton Mayer, Maroon 5, Train, and Coldplay for making my life complete.

-I went into withdrawals when John Mayer deleted his twitter account.

-I'm that person who cracks jokes when I know that nobody will get them. I'm also the "That's-What-She-Said" queen.

-I love music. Particularly John Mayer, if you couldn't tell. He's my love and in my mind we are married with kids. (3 of them, named Nathan, Chance, and Avery.)

-I'm a sucker for cheesy, cliched romance stories. I love all of it!

-Coca-Cola is officially the drink sponsoring my life.

-I spend hours looking up really weird, esoteric facts on Wikipedia. Yeah, my life's boring.

-I've been playing the violin since I was five. Didn't have much of a choice. (Here's how the conversation with my parents went: "Honey, do you want to play an instrument?" "Yeah, Mommy! I wanna play the guitar!" "Too bad, honey. We already signed you up for violin lessons!")

-Writing is my way of relieving stress and pain. The best thing for me is creating characters based off of people I'm mad at in real life and making them complete assholes.

If you really want the full story of my life, check out my FF profile (link UP THERE).


Playlist of My Life:

Fix You- Coldplay

Drops of Jupiter- Train

Warning Sign- Coldplay

Kid A- Radiohead

Edge of Desire- John Mayer

Slow Dancing In a Burning Room- John Mayer

The Heart of Life- John Mayer

Won't Go Home Without You- Maroon 5

Never Gonna Leave This Bed- Maroon 5

The Scientist- Coldplay

Modern Love- Matt Nathanson

Broken Strings- James Morrison & Nelly Furtado

Float On- Modest Mouse

Kids- MGMT

The Show Goes On- Lupe Fiasco

Bigger Than My Body- John Mayer

Something's Missing- John Mayer

River- LIGHTS

Belief- John Mayer

Shiver- Maroon 5

She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

Man Who Can't Be Moved- The Script

When It Rains- Paramore


"Don't worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy, we'll all float on alright.."

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Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Adam & Eve by champagne kisses reviews
REVISED! "Have I mentioned," I want to know, shyly tracing his lips with my forefinger, "that I think I'm falling in love with my stepbrother's best friend?" He smiles. "I'm going to kick that guy's ass," he says. The guy I used to despise more than anything in the entire universe turns out to be the one I fall in love with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 155,092 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
The Tribulations of Swedish Furniture by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I'd bought the bookshelf myself, had carried up three flights of stairs, and I wanted to put the darn thing together on my own. But how could I resist willing assistance from the boy who literally lived next door? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Skiing and Other Misdirections by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
The only thing Quinn hates more than ski trips is blood. So what happens when an injured snow boarder needs her assistance? Complete fluff. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Panties and Potted Plants by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
What's a girl to do when she's in a crunch, wearing nothing but scandalous lingerie? Certainly not trust the guy responsible for the recent disappearance of her diet soda. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
On the Run by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Hazel Eyes by Imperfect-Princess reviews
Read this book under the new title "Secret in the Ashes" in my True Criminal's series on Wattpad.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,279 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Boundless by dontneedyou reviews
He was the epitome of tall, perverted and inevitably handsome. She longed to stay far, far away before she fulfilled her urge to impulsively strangle him. He didn't know what to make of this feisty, redheaded beauty. He just knew he had to have her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,712 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010
Broken Clocks by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
The First by WhenAllSeemsDark reviews
I was a virgin, never been kissed before, never even had a boyfriend before. And suddenly, out of nowhere, a random hot guy grabs me from behind and kisses me? Obviously not something I was expecting. Then again, falling for him was never supposed to happen either. -ONESHOT-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Sandcastles by StreetsOfGold reviews
His fingers started fumbling with his belt and he began to slide his shorts down his legs. "Fletch!" I looked away. "What are you doing?" He laughed. "I can't go swimming in my clothes now can I?" One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Shit Happens When You Party Naked by castiel89 reviews
Alcohol plus a lack of clothing equals a 21st birthday Shaun Evans will never forget. *ONESHOT*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Like Best Friends but a Little More by xoxluurve reviews
To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Her Prince Charming by born backwards reviews
He WAS a pain in my ass, but now I love him. How is that even possible? A scheming roommate, her gay best friend, HIS best friend, a trip to Italy, and drama-filled dances, that's how. Funny, now Prince Charming wears wife-beaters. How unfortunate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,121 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Not Quite Off the Hook by lulu.lemon reviews
Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,508 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Just Nutty by pixiepoptartz reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Jake and Bee by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete