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Joined 10-24-08, id: 636189, Profile Updated: 03-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Sci-Fi, Young Adult, Manga, and Romance.

Hey peoples! Names Lora. Pronounced like Laura. I yes I have a reason to mention that. Sometimes people say my name with a long O like Lowra or something like that. Anyway, I'm an aspiring author -aren't we all- and I've just recently finished my second novel, but I haven't edited it yet and I haven't gotten the first one published yet. I doubt anyone will take my story though. Oh well.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Random crap-shit facts that are way too good to pass up...(I love these copy and paste things):

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(hardly seems worth it.)

-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that's more like it!)

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!)

- A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. (30 minutes...Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy (i'm still not over the pig)

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (don't try this at home, maybe at work)

-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

-Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something i always wanted to know.)

-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmm...)

-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

-Elephants are only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

-A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

-Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

-Poplar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (what about that pig??)

-Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and copy this if you want to bring a smile, maybe even a chuckle to someone.

BEING MATURE IS SO OVERRATED!

2 WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, BUT 2 RIGHTS MAKE A LEFT

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own world copy this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you've ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high copy this onto your profile

If you've ever crashed into the wall and was NOT high copy and paste this onto your profile

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile. (Srry)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, KiriXD, BlackFairyDust19

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are the 5 percent that don't, copy, paste and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, aerisphoenix, Nesha1,Lotus Blossom Skye, KiriXD, BlackFairyDust19

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you like anime and don't care that 95 of your school thinks you're a freak copy this to your profile (FREAKS RULE!!)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 22

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:5

TOMBOYS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!

My Fave ships:

Books
Pellinor: MearadXCadvan
Keys to the Kingdom: ArthurXSuzy
Maximum Ride: NudgeXIggy (otherwise known as Niggy) -why does everyone only like Fax?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: PercyXAnnabeth, GroverX Junniper
The Princess, the Crone, and the Dung Cart Knight: SarahXJean -also known as Lancelot
The Lioness and her Knight: LunetaXRhience
Angels on Sunset Ave: TajXNick
Blue Bloods: SchuylerXOliver
InkHeart: MeggieXFarid
Anime/Manga
Beauty Pop: KiriXNarumi -also known as Mussy-head and Naur-Naru
FMA: Riza HawkeyeXRoy Mustang
Naruto: NarutoXHinata, ShikamaruXME (lol)
Bleach: RukiaXIchigo
Avatar the last Airbender: SokkaxToph, AangXKatara
Movies
The Mummy: RickXEvy (the original- not the evyposer in the third movie!)

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A Night in the Life of a Misfortunate
For a contest. It's kinda short, but really sweet If I do say so myself A boy love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
The Boy Next Door is my Brother's Girlfriend reviews
Raylee never like her brother's girlfriend, but by some twist of fate, one night she finds out that she is actually a he! Ryder was put under a spell by a witch, jealous of his mother's beauty. Enter the crazy life of Raylee Everstoned. R&R! HOPE YOU LIKE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009
How I Met Astrid Kinels
We stared at each other for a while before she opened her plump lips slowly and took a breath like she was about to exclaim the truth about life at the top of her lungs. “Sex.” My eyes widened and I just stared at her some more. “Uh….” Summary inside R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009
Atsuki and his first love reviews
This is a short story about one of my characters for a manga I'm doing. I just wanted to do a quick story to get a feel for his character and thought I'd post it up here. Hope you like it! Warning: There is NOT a happy ending.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
The Strongest Drug reviews
Charlie was just your normal new kid at a corrections school. I suck at summeries but it's basically about a tough girl that learns how to deal with school life and falls in love. There will be lots of kissing and mention of drugs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009
Prison for the Innocent reviews
Holly was a normal ten-year-old, until the world was distroyed by a virus. Now she lives in a world ruled by an evil dictator who seems to have it out for her. She ends up in a place called The Prison, where she has to try and survive at all costs. R&R!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009