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Joined 10-25-08, id: 636385, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.
I never finish anything.
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Good Dogs Don't Bite by Friglit reviews
For her 18th birthday, Adrian buys his sarcastic little sister Marah a pet werewolf. But Raze is proving to be every bit as stubborn and independent as she is. Can a resentful pet and his reluctant mistress ever learn to get along? *ON HIATUS*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,406 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008
The Monster in Me by effay reviews
slash. you're only half the monster you think you are.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
An Atheist's Conversations with God by comedyzombie reviews
These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Art of Imploding by Icarus-Rising reviews
"When I look at you it hurts to breathe. It hurts right here..." Alexander pointed to his chest. "...and this will make it stop." m/m, f/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,085 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2006
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Hiding the Enigma by S McCall reviews
Caleb knows that feelings lead to pain; so when Oren decides to break down Caleb's walls they're in for a bigger struggle than even Oren realizes. What is Caleb so afraid of? And can Oren fix it, or will he destroy them both? SLASH m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,646 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
Kisses For the Camera BL Short Story by Madame Yarmulke reviews
A boy named Ethan discovers feelings for his best friend, Miles, after kissing him as part of a YouTube video made by their mutual friend Emilie. A short boy's-love story depicting their romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
you can't do much more than think by glossolalias reviews
Joshua wishes that wasn't true. Warnings for incest, abuse, hints of m/m slash, masturbation, sexual content and some disturbed thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Dry Rain by Delayed Epiphany reviews
He was an orphaned nineteen year old NYU freshman who wanted to be a Catholic priest. God, please tell him that I miss him... [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Not Irish by halloran reviews
A punk rock romance for the slightly mature. A tale of a tough girl living on the edge, and of the music and people that live there with her. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Airless by Antigone1 reviews
Mike Cullen is dealing with drugs, brothers, anorexia, custody and abuse, but not his real enemy: himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,750 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
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Connect the Dots reviews
When Summer walks through someone’s video during a concert, she didn’t know that the person would be challenged to hunt her down. Unfortunately, she would soon find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010
It's a Long Way Down reviews
ONE SHOT. "Yep, I'm naked," he said. "Wanna join me?" I’ve read stories about uncomfortable and whacky situations to find your soul mate. But…me in a clown suit, him in his birthday suit and us abandoned on the roof with no way down? Alright then...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
My Devil Self reviews
ONESHOT. Best way to kick-off your devil self – don a pair of devil horns and concoct a plan to throw a banana at someone. “And you were also going to throw a…banana at me,” he said. “Are you suggesting something?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete