UtterlyNonsense
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Joined 10-28-08, id: 636801, Profile Updated: 11-15-08
Author has written 2 stories for Life, and Humor.

I've decided to put up quizzes about my self, so you can have a somewhat good description of me. ;D

RANDOM SURVEY
1.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Yesterday in advisory from laughing so hard.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I love it! No one else can read it because it's too small. :D

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I'm a vegitarian.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I'm only 15!!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? Sarcasm?? NEVER!!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
I think so.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Maybe. I dunno. I might because when I decide to turn back it'll be too late. laughs

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
For some of them I have to.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
NO!! laughs

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Cookie dough.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their hair.

15. RED OR PINK?
Red, like blood.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTIC MEDIA
Huh?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Aaron. RIP.

18. SINGLE OR TAKEN?
Single.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jeans and white Vans with rainbow laces.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Egg-salad sandwich.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
My mom yell at my sister.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Red. I like red. I like black too.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Rain.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I don't remember.

25. WWBBD?
Can I buy a vowel?

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
I don't watch sports.

27. HAIR COLOR?
Black with blue bangs. :D Oh yeah. My hair's schmexeh!

28. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
I dunno. I like pizza.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies. They're funny.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Iron Man.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends on the person I might be kissing or hugging...or possibly kicking. ;D

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Cheese cake.

37. HOW ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW?
Down (not like I can pull it up), and covered by my friend's sexy fedora!

38. FAVORITE LIB BALM BRAND?
whatever kind one of my friends has. It tastes good. :D

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Witching Hour by Anne Rice.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse. Duh.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Iron Man. I didn't finish watching it though. I fell asleep.

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Thunder and rain. And music.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
When I was living in Florida I came up here to New York for winter vacation.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
If cracking my wrists counts, then yes.

46. WELL, WHAT IS IT?
I just answered that.

47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
In a hospital. In Jacksonville, Florida.

48. DO YOU STILL LIVE THERE?
Nope. I moved to New York 2 summers ago.

49. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING?
No ones? I dunno.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1.) Brittani.
2.) Mutt.
3.) Brittabu.

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Taken 4 Ibuprofen.
2. Stole this quiz.
3. Took 2 more Ibuprofen because the first 4 didn't get rid of my headache. I'm not supposed to take more than 4, but I don it all the time when my headaches get this bad.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. How often I read.
2. How much I read.
3. My ability to read more than one book or story at once.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The fact that I'm prone to headaches.
2. The fact that Ibuprofen doesn't work on me as well as it used to.
3. How bad my headaches get!

THREE THINGS YOU'RE DEATHLY AFRAID OF:
1. My grandma's dog. To make matters worse, I live with my grandma.
2. Clowns.
3. Porcelain dolls.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My Vans.
2. My friend's schmexeh fedora.
3. My friend's blue jeans, which she's not getting back until I get my pajama pants back.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Sex Changes by The Dresden Dolls
2. Welcome Home by Coheed And Cambria
3. Lungs Like Gallows by Senses Fail

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Because I'm violent.
2. My friends gave me a dirty mind.
3. Because I am!!

THREE REASONS YOU ARE ON DEVIANTART:
1. Friends
2. Art.
3. Friends.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading.
2. Writing.
3. Listening to music.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Dance in the rain. Unfortunately, it's not raining.
2. Get rid of my headache.
3. Hang out with freinds.

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Vanyel.
2. Ashlii.
3. Aiden.

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Fredrick.
2. Kali.
3. Syrianna.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Bungee jump.
2. Go to London.
3. Go to India.

More quizzes will be added in time. Or I might just change the quiz now and then. shrug

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