Just another girl who writes on a whim.

I used to have two stories up, 'Opposites Attract' and 'Love the four letter word', but I took them down because now I can't read them myself without wincing half a dozen times. I will rewrite LTFLW given time, but I'm not sure I still want to continue writing a high school romance. I get enough drama at school right now ;p

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Someone should sue disney for making every little girl believe shes found her prince charming.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, “Is life multiple choice questions or true or false questions?” and then a voice inside my head says, “We hate to tell you this, but life’s a 1,000 word essay.

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

""Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Boys make good pets!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do