Lix Lorn
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Joined 10-29-08, id: 636878, Profile Updated: 01-09-12
Author has written 6 stories for Sci-Fi, Romance, Fantasy, Young Adult, and Humor.

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I am Lixie. I am a female with a cruddy male body. I like weird stuff. I write weird stuff, but not as much as I ought to. I am me.

So hi. :)

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Slave by Unique1952 reviews
Olivia has been kidnapped and is now a gift for 2 18 y/o guys. She has no hope of escaping and is constantly told to - "make the best of it" & despite living in their mansion, it's not that easy. She's not just a gift, she's their Slave. Please R&R.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,181 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008
Aley by AydenAlendil reviews
Everything about her attracts vampires. Her smell. Her blood. For three years she's been passed through the vampire community, being thrown out when they tire of her. Can she escape? Will her addiction to their venom let her? Does she even want to?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Animal Wars by Snyper LCM reviews
Matt is on a mission to another blue planet...but...what's with the people that live here. They're...literally like animals! Oh god, what did he get himself into. **Yep, gotta love them Catgirls**
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009
Prometheus misplaced by Solemn Coyote reviews
Giving the average human time travel is a lot like dropping a small kid in a candy store with explicit orders not to touch anything.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Sentient Nuclear Weapon by firemounrain reviews
Frustrated with their lack of human rights and basic maintence, the sentient nuclear weapons of the Moon send a representative to plead their case with the administration, scaring the crap out of everyone in the process.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Landing a camera by firemounrain reviews
A teenage boy tries to figure out how to land his new camera in the backyard without clipping the neighbor's orbiting space station.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
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A Treatise On Everything
My canon. All of it, for everything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Published: 1/9/2012
Persistence reviews
A young woman left her lover's bed in the middle of the night, driven away by a reason he never knew. Years later, she works as a prostitute. He finds out-and hires her to stay with him for a month, his last ditch attempt to earn her love. T-No lemons.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009
Put on a Scared Face reviews
Some people garden for a hobby. Others collect films, or stamps. Jessica Yariman goes down the pub and picks up rapists. Well, it takes all sorts. However, this time she may have bitten off more than she can chew. M rated for lemons, obviously.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009
Noble Flame reviews
A world where the noble classes are kept in power by their power over certain elements. But for some, they are not in charge, merely trapped. Follow Jonathon Kasai as he burns his way through life, searching for the love that was taken from him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009
A Romantic Dinner reviews
A couple engage in a slightly odd dessert. M for lemons. Read if you like, don't if you don't. Simples, to quote the meercat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Bravery reviews
A oneshot about a powerful colony ship, attacked by aliens. But also abotu a dare between a brother and a sister. With bad results. T because i like T.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete