Random Artemis
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Joined 04-28-01, id: 63734
Author has written 23 stories for Mystery, Fantasy, General, Essay, and Historical.
"Sweetie, only dead fish swim *with* the stream..."

Go ahead and partake in my weird collection of stories, then review to tell me how messed up and/or cool they are!

old enough to know better, still too young to care*

In local news:
I am currently working on "The Necessary Evils", and "Don't Tell Me" with relative regularity, until these two are finished the others will only be worked on periodically. *bad lazy author grin* I guess you guys will just have to harrass me with e-mail {shameless self-plug #1}

what are you doing reading this???
go read the stories and give me feedback!
Ja!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?*

fave characters:
Heero
Duo
Hotaru
Minako
Makoto
Setsuna
Draco
Ginny
Buffy
Dawn
Spike
Anya
Cordelia
Edward
Jubilee
Gambit
Iceman

Fave couples : anything UC/ non-canon/ totally odd.
I also like the cuter fanon couples and fanon crossover couples
Heero/Duo (GW)
Cordy/Angel (Angel)
Dawn/Spike (Buffy)
Dawn/Harry (Buffy/HP)
Draco/Ginny (HP)
Ron/Hermione (HP)
Faith/Spike (Buffy) (I'm weird okay)
Anya/ anyone (just because Anya's damn hilarious)
Willow/Oz (Buffy)
Willow/Tara (Buffy)
Spike/Faye (Cowboy Bebop)
Jubilee/Gambit (X-men)
Jubilee/Iceman (X-men)

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Demons reviews
demons inside... a short, introspective poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2003
Sink reviews
Slightly angsty. A piece on feeling lost and small when you need to stand.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Adonis reviews
A poem of lust and beauty. Nothing remotely graphic, sorry smut fans. Experimenting with a new style, so please r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Time reviews
A musing on the nature of time
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Human Nature reviews
Why do we act the way we do?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Trapped
Deals with depression, nothing graphic, but not for the kiddies. Please r/r.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 1/30/2003
Who are We? reviews
Every generation before us seems to have had a unifying cause and style, but not us. Who are we, then?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Red Plastic Cup reviews
So, I'm holding a red plastic cup/ that's empty like me... experimenting w/a new rhyme scheme, please r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
An Education in Authority
I'm po'd at school once again, do you ever feel like someone's trying to ram your square peg into a round hole?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Quicktime Poetry! reviews
So you have a craving for poetry but only two minutes? Short poems, no more than eight lines, on a variety of subjects. Some angst, nothing too heavy and a bit of humor!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2003 - Published: 10/16/2002
Epiphany reviews
The last few moments in the mind and memories of Catherine the Great, speculative short story. Creative writing assignment, any criticisms are welcome!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
Perpendicular universe reviews
REEEEEAAAADDD! A girl get transported to a perpendicular universe where all her friends are there, just not..quite the same....elves, sorcerers, warriors, royalty, a meddling god, a sarcastic eccentric goddess and a very, very confused girl. Rated for swe
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 4/28/2001
Just Another Stupid Trend reviews
A quick, humorous essay on the sometime stupidity of fashion, corsets, high heels, thongs and the entire decade of the eighties! You have to read it, the openoing line will make you laugh if you're female, guaranteed:)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/15/2001
Nightmares reviews
what if you had a nightmare you couldn't wake from?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/16/2001
Disillusionment reviews
read and review! maybe childhood isn't as idyllic and unknowing as they would have us presume...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/22/2001
Misinterpreting the Demons reviews
what do others do, and what is your fault?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2001
Procrastination reviews
another product of my french class! this time it's funny, not dark, one swear word, but READ AND REVIEW! trust me on this one
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/22/2001
I don't reviews
Have you ever had really patronizing person look down on you because you don't share their views?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/20/2001
Tears of Redness reviews
depressing copanion piece to 'Painting Me'
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001
Painting Me reviews
depressive, dealing with broken dreams
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2001
Just for the Hell of It reviews
For all those people who mess with your heart and your head.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2001
Cry reviews
something I wrote to try and deal with the death of a friend. please r/r but no flames.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2001
Ara reviews
what happens when you and your twin begin to uncover a sinister underground plot and people start to die? In a world of street kids, drug bosses, corrupt police officers ,blackmail, and double crosses, Ara's time to track down the killers is running out..
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001