I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.

Sometimes you gotta smile like nothin' is wrong
talk like everything's perfect
dance like no one's watching
sing like no one's listening
live like it's heaven on earth
and act like it's all a dream

“Not everyone has a sob story, Charlie, and even if they do, it’s no excuse.” - The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Woman: (after Spike saves her) Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood. I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Woman: What?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Woman: I was just trying to get home!
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron! And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! (to himself) Stupid cow.

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

"It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." Sinclair Lewis

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.

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