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"Don't believe everything you think"

Name: UKKitty

The basics: I'm British, I'm female, and I have two children

My mild-mannered alter ego: I work in healthcare marketing.

My secret identity: when I fill out my fantasy CV in my head, then of course I'm really a writer. Well, aren't we all? And actually, having (just) had my first acceptance from a publisher, I guess I can now declare that I really am a writer. Who knew?

If you liked that: you can also find me over at, where I am KittyUK.

You may spot the influence of my children in my choice of fandoms. I'm just saying, is all.

Three special powers: I can get my whole fist in my mouth; I can recite "The Cat In The Hat" from memory; I can use the word "strategic" in a meeting and mean it. Okay, maybe the last one is more like a fatal flaw than a special power. Ho hum.

Three fatal flaws: 1) I can't work FaceBook (which, being honest, is something of a weakess in a marketeer). I did actually open an account once, and then found myself staring at a page which was almost blank apart from the sinister message; "You have no friends". I freaked out, closed the page down and haven't been back since.
2) On a similar note, I had to have MSN Messenger explained to me in a series of very patient emails from a very patient friend. I am still vague on the details.
3) I sleepwalk and sleeptalk. Apparently I have this really obnoxious, bolshy and paranoid alter ego who only comes out when I am asleep, so I am given to sleep-wandering around the house, shouting warnings about aliens, burglars and so on, and looking for stuff in cupboards. Attractive, no?

Stuff that inspires me: I adore writing to challenge ("Angels" came out of a request from two friends for a Christmas present, and almost all of my work comes out of idle conversations with people over a dinner-table or via email).

Brit-critter: I can't help it, sorry! In deference to the fact that most of my fanfiction readers seem to be based on the US side of the pond, I did try to write in American English for a while, but apparently I failed. So I've given up. I hereby formally apologise for all the knickers, wardrobes, bins, taps, nappies and extra letter "u"s in the middle of words.

If a bear and a crocodile got into a fight, who would win? If you've got any thoughts on this one, do please send me a message and let me know. You'll be contributing to an important world-wide discussion on the subject, I promise.

You'll never hear me say: I'm not writing that, it's too weird.


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Angels reviews
Dan Thornton is an Angel - an elite and expensive guardian, moulded and modified into someone better than human. Placed with an art dealer and his daughter, he struggles to keep the rule that Angels can't fall in love. M for explicit sexual content. Enjoy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,607 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
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