Miz Mizery
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Joined 11-09-08, id: 638466, Profile Updated: 03-08-11
Author has written 8 stories for Young Adult, and Romance.

Well. 'Bout damn time I redid this tired old profile. (haha, redone again 3/8/11)

Let's start with the simple things: I'm Mizery.

I'm seventeen.

I'm bored (but am steadily becoming less bored by the day! Claps for progress!).

I HAVE my license!

I'm not fake (well, sorta).

Now, for the harder things: I'm a junior in a small town high school just East of the Minnesota border. And by small, I mean that I can count the number of ethnically different people (different than Caucasian) on one hand (that's actually fiction, now. I can count them on TWO hands). Also the gay people (also fiction. Since when was it cool for girls to be lesbian? And why wasn't I alerted of this trend BEFORE Mae and I got together?!). But not the snobby people. Because it seems like every place I go, there is an overabundance of them.

I like Hollywood Undead (scratch that, they now suck BALLZ), MGMT, NeverShoutNever, BrokeNCYDE, Hawthorne Heights, Paramore, Lil Wayne, Akon, The Airborne Toxic Event, Blinded Black, Eminem, Fall Out Boy, Five Finger Death Punch, Lady Gaga, Slikpknot, Landon Pigg, LMFAO, Pitbull, LoveHateHero, A Midsky Surrender, Muse, Owl City, The Perishers, Saosin, Taking Back Sunday, 3OH!3, 30 Seconds To Mars, My Chemical Romance, and this cute little boy(girl?) person on Youtube that goes by the name CWTEbnr. Check him(her?) out, and his(her?) band, Fear of Flying, on Myspace.

I really love the books by Ellen Hopkins. Anyone read 'Impulse'? If you have, tell me your opinion. I enjoy King and Koontz, and also Levithan, author of 'Boy Meets Boy'. (Remember? I'm a gay writer... well, a writer of gay fiction... er, something.)

I hope to someday be a content writer full-time and a mom part-time (I'll leave the other part to my dearest Mae. Love you, baby.) . I want to go to a community college, becacuse I am lazy, and poor. Also, because how do you learn to become a writer? Don't you just... BECOME one?

I have a girlfriend. (Not so complicated, I know.) ((But, about to make this EXTREMELY complicated, I have a boyfriend. Yes, my girlfriend knows this, and he's her's too. Ever heard of the term polyamory? It creates a nice little MaeReedMarianna sandwhich here, don't you think?))

There. Now you know me. Want to know more? miss-misery14@ /lovemizery Also, pm me if you want. I don't bite. (unless you beg for it.) :)


Closer: Permanently and forever-ly discontinued. I have absolutely NO intentions of writing anymore.

The Most Delicious Sin: So, if you don't understand the 'plot' (or whatever it is) it is the following of two boys through their discovery of each other, their first time together, and years after their first time, after they have settled into a comfortable, if slightly boring relationship that is based on sex and companionship alone (except to Zeke, as you guys may have caught. Like, in Part II, it's Eli who is in love, but the tables turn. sniff It's just so sad!). One of the things that I am most proud of with this triple-shot is the voice of the characters. The original chapter (now Part II to newcomers) has the most voice of all of them, I do believe, because it was the original, but the first one towards the end, Zeke gets his voice back. Eli never really gets it, and he becomes pretty whipped at the end. If you don't understand the way the three worked out, I don't blame you. I wrote these in algebra II on a whim and at one a.m. I don't quite understand them either. (Sorry for the super long random author note. I guess I just love you guys too much. :) :

Upcoming! The Essence of a Bleeding Heart: Yay!! New story!! It is TOTALLY FINISHED too, so the updates will most likely be daily, or every other day. I'll put the summary HERE (and I literally mean there) when I think up a good one. Which may be, like a week. (And has anyone noticed that upload isn't working? Or is it just me?) Uhm... You may hate me. Am not finishing this story because I don't want it to get stolen. So, I am removing it from fictionpress sometime this week. If you want little pieces of it, almost like teasers for the book that I am publishing, I will gladly send them to you. Just e-mail me. It's above or pm me. So... Thanks

Ghosts of My Past: Written in English class, based on a short story that I was working on. Is complete, though it be short. Cara and Kora (pronounced Kay-rah, by the way) are Blake's sisters, twins to be exact. And Alex's gender remains a mystery. Let's see if anyone can guess it. :)

ALSO! Saccharine Flawlessness: Not sure what to do with this bit of smex on my hands. Joel haunts me. I love him to pieces, but can't seem to get him to budge. Perhaps writer's block is the culprit? Most dutifully so, I suppose, because I seem to encounter this nasty bug at least thrice a year. Let me know how you feel, okay? My audience is my most treasured tool. Without you, my piano would be pointless. :3 (haha, just read the story. You may or may not get my joke, but it's still worth reading.)

Hmm... I think that's all. Oh wait, no it's not!

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The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 4/10/2009
Lost Boys of Fairweather High by Nicholas Scott reviews
Slash m/m...be forewarned! Nick Houston's life is such a cliche, he's gay, in the closet and has it bad for the hottest guy in school.revised and updated and expanded....chapter 3 gets a little bit racy,
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Illicit by Joie Wilder reviews
Trick and Clay are nothing alike. Clay is a high school senior. Trick is his psychology teacher. The only thing they have in common is their mututal attraction. Will they find more as they explore it or is it only skin deep? If they do, can it ever last?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Unrequited by laurenashley02 reviews
I know his wife, his children. I know that he likes apples in his pancakes and peanut butter on his toast. I don't know where he was born or where he grew up. I don't know him. All the same, what I feel for him goes far beyond adolescent admiration.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,918 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009
Sunflower by glossolalias reviews
MAJOR REWRITE- Jason needed an escape from the humdrum lies that made his days; Sacha was beautiful and willing. MALE SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by aishling-stone reviews
Every night comes with its pros and cons. The bad news: Val is blindfolded, dragged from his bed, stripped, bound, and forced to submit. The good news: that really turns him on. Sexual content, BDSM.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Skipping Math by thefuturefreaksmeout reviews
... wishing to be the friction in your jeans. mxm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Eating disorder not otherwise specified by nouvelle.vie
Poetry is fucking lame.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Road to Anywhere reviews
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure. Slash, Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Voices in Our Head by Pansyy reviews
Everyone has their problems, some more extreme then others. With monsters looming inside both of their minds, these are the stories that have made them. MxM
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008
twins by glossolalias reviews
Innocence cannot be scarred. Warnings: Incest, implied rape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Everybody needs a hero by Elkica reviews
Yaoi Every self-respecting teenager has to in his daily life deal with bullies, angst, not-understanding parent/s, worries about his hair and make-up, not to mention unrequited love. Jaden is no exception.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Game of Two Halves by Morx reviews
I’m young, and not in love, not really, not more than I am with the woman who touched my lower back at the turnstile, the man up there on the stage, the coloured light bulb streams, the moon.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Plumblossom explains it all by plumblossom reviews
Chapter one: In which I kvetch about uncompelling writing. And introduce the words girliphobia and girliphilia. Chapter two: In which I give acgtually good advice about point of view and related issues.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009
First by Jehnyahl reviews
Just a fairly short exploration of the first time two guys -yes, it's slash- take the big step in their relationship. Not much of a plot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Madness Untitled by Nikki Gunn reviews
I never said i was a nice guy, but then again most people who claim they are, are liars anyway..."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009
Bullying: Is this what it will come to? by Kristen Wallen reviews
Danny is walking through the dark alley when it happens. He is struck from behind, a fist striking him smack dab in the middle of his back, sending him flying backwards into a fence, his books and bag scattering across the pavement.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
From Nowhere by lysergic acid diethylamide reviews
-"His hands itch to make him bleed." But is it really that simple? Rated for slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
This Place by Purple Above reviews
Oneshot. Implied Slash. That old bathroom was the only place in the world where we could just be together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
10 minutes by Sunshine Bear reviews
10 minutes left. That smile he gave me. I love him. He loves me. But there are only the ten minutes left. The ten minutes that controlled our lives. Ten minutes to decide. MxM One-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
you can't do much more than think by glossolalias reviews
Joshua wishes that wasn't true. Warnings for incest, abuse, hints of m/m slash, masturbation, sexual content and some disturbed thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
A Suitable Lover by plumblossom reviews
The suitable lover, the unsuitable lover: the unsuitable lover to reject or hurt the heroine or simply fail to satisfy. Then there's the suitable lover, who's everything the unsuitable one is not. Skip's the unsuitable one. He thinks. Slash, if you care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
RentBoy by Felix17 reviews
SLASH/MxM. The story of a troubled thirteen year old school-boy forced into prostitution on the cruel and unpredictable streets of London. Based on a true story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,165 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007
It was a dark and stormy night by Kristen Wallen reviews
Gabriel is a cannibal and no one knows except him. Until...the night he decides to creep into his brothers room and take him alive!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Oh Holy Night by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. A Christmas one-shot. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Lover I Don't Have to Love by insanityxspeaks reviews
Crescent moons sprinkled the heart of your hips, he was hot hot like lava and sweet like coffee and hard like muscled diamond and it actually hurt this time. The party raged on. Title/Song belongs to Conor Oberst. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Saint by Catalyst Roses reviews
Mark picks up the phone at just after 2 a.m. with a rough, rasped out, "What?" Jason just smiles. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Tiny Little Fractures by TheDrowningAstronaut reviews
I never told him that I'd fallen in love with him. But I did tell him I that was gay. That was where our friendship had ended.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,205 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Secret Skin by TheDrowningAstronaut reviews
Two boys. One night. A life-changing revelation. One-shot, finished.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Two halves of one by Intoxicated- rain reviews
The Angel and the Devil. Yaoi, Slash. Please R&R :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
And Secret Killed the Sin by insanityxspeaks reviews
Matt is the broken boy, subjected to abuse one too many times. Danny is his best friend, who'd kill to be thought of as something more. Realization is found, in thunder and fire, and cliche has never been quite so beautiful. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Rainbows and Purples by Romantic Dragon reviews
All they did was be together, but even in the future it isn't accepted. slash mxm
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Summer by thefuturefreaksmeout reviews
It’s not normal language, it’s tongue against skin, it’s soft breathes that cools heath, it’s mumbled and crisscrossed out, but it says a lot. Actually, it says everything. mxm.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Hips Noir by cynth ballerina reviews
[slash] It's not a secret, if even you deny that it's really happening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Just One Browning 9mm by xanthofile reviews
[slash] There's not much you can do with a pistol aimed at your face, and even less you can do about the man standing behind it. Because I was never who I portrayed to be. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
It’s Just Like Him by Porn Yesterday reviews
SLASH He must have been a pedophile in a past life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Black Underwear Makes Me Feel Sexy by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Fighting leads to kitchen kisses and nervous touches.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2006
Don't Scratch N' Sniff The Stickers, Darling by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] For SerialXLain: Sammie and Tye like fucking in public establishments, wearing orange eye-liner, and John Wayne. But really, who doesn’t?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2005
If Not by Rage Point reviews
An officer with the late Royal Ulster Constabulary deals with loss. Northern Ireland, 1980s. Gay short fiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
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Ghosts of My Past
When everything is taken away- family, loved ones, even life- what is left? A story of shattered lives and shattered love. mxm, let me know how you feel?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Saccharine Flawlessness
“A bene placito,” I murmur into your ear, and your hot mouth finds mine, and it’s sweet, perfect, affrettando, and I rise with the chord, saccharine flawlessness. mxm, let me know if you're feelin' this, thanks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Most Delicious Sin reviews
How was it' I whisper, though by the way his fingers sift through my hair, I can already guess the answer. But the way he states it still surprises me. 'The most delicious sin I have ever enjoyed.' many-shot slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
Closer reviews
Rated M for language, future content, and anything else that might come up. Story about a teenaged boy who thought that he had a normal life, besides his crazy parents and brother. Then, everything's turned around when he meets Ben. not to be finished
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Break Me
Something my girlfriend wrote for me for V-day.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Written under the prompt 'Breaking something you thought was indestructable.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The Scent of Vanilla
What is home? Where one is most happy or where one puts the most heart? What would one suffer through for this foretold 'home? One man reminisces on his choices, consequences, and the scent of vanilla.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Sub Rosa reviews
Sub Rosa: In secret; privately or confidentially: held the meeting sub rosa. Better than summary, I promise. MxM Rated M for content and language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete