Well I write Fiction! All done! Gosh that took forever! ;)

I would say these are funny! ;)

When you fall flat on your face, you're still moving forward.

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limits.

A goal is just a dream with a dead-line.

Remember, when you point your finger at me, three of your fingers are pointing back at you.

Be nice to people on the way up, you may need them on the way down.

The only place where you will find "success" before "work", is in the dictionary.

Reach for the moon, even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars.

I can only please one person at a time, today ain't your day...Tommorow isn't looking too good either.

When someone gets something for nothing, someone else gets nothing for something.

You will never leave foot prints in the Sands of Time while sitting on your butt, and who wants to leave butt-prints in the Sands of Time?

Sleep in late, the early bird get's the worms. The late homo-sapien will take a platefull of waffles with a side of bacon.