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Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and General.

My names Sabrina. I like crunchy peanut butter and the smell of rain. I dislike war and the blue part of toothpaste.

I talk alot and I am always multitasking. I believe that simplicity is an art form that I am not capable of creating.

And I have two goldfish named Gilbert and Shirley.

Quote of the Day "if you cant be a good example then be a horrible warning"

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Sabrina

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Once Upon A Nightmare by McKelle George reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,196 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Good Dogs Don't Bite by Friglit reviews
For her 18th birthday, Adrian buys his sarcastic little sister Marah a pet werewolf. But Raze is proving to be every bit as stubborn and independent as she is. Can a resentful pet and his reluctant mistress ever learn to get along? *ON HIATUS*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,406 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008
Blink by MirasolAbeille reviews
The invisible girl's in love with the boy who talks to machines. But he's on his way up, she's on the run, it's hard to tell good from evil, and even the superheroes are incorporated. Not your everyday fantasy romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,172 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010
None of the Above by Enigmatic Night reviews
They'd had a running bet amongst themselves to see who could 'bag' the new girl first. But she fell for the guy that seemed to have the least interest in the bet, or her. Go figure. Prequel to Rocked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,011 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
Evil by Tijan reviews
Shay is a little different from her family, but that might be a good thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,563 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009
On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
Skylight Castle by cu-kid reviews
Classifieds/ Apartments/ Unfurnished/ Skylight Castle Apartments:1&2BR Avail Now! Lovely hardwood floors, spacious living rooms, dishwasher, fireplace; onsite prkg/laundry, daemon exterminations, & resident poltergeist included.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Of Apples and Oranges by G0bSmackt reviews
She wonders about a world without colour. He wonders if he is still dreaming. In hindsight, some things just don't compare. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,405 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007
The Anorexic and the Conscience by Toni94 reviews
from the perspective of an anorexic girl and her conscience
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
HalfBreed: Book One by Swarlos reviews
Alexandra Sherwood's not your average eighteen-year-old. Not even close. And neither is the mysterious Kaleb Breslin, nor any of his family. So, what happens when ... Full summary within! SORRY. ON HIATUS. REVIEWS ARE STILL WELCOME AND MUCH-LOVED!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,828 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
To Interrogate A Vampire by ElladoraBlack reviews
2 men in a room with an accused muderer, who thinks shes 500 years old and drinks human blood. Whose idea was this? please R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
You Stole My Heart by Pinkamoo reviews
“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Ink by Audra Hornaday reviews
Clara Anderson needed some way to mark a pivotal moment in her life. And she wanted Reid Stone to give her that mark. Reluctantly, he'll give her more than she bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
50 First Takes by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Choose lesson: A. how to be a pubescent pain in the butt; B. hw 2 rite, lyk, the gr8est FP romance EVA; C. how to cope with extreme boredom without cable TV; D. how to END things in the proper manner. Fee: clickable. Outcome: who knows!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
cap'n crunch by Kicking Poe reviews
crunchberries taste better when I eat them out of your bowl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
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Weightless reviews
Girls like me don't get guys like him. At least that's what society has been saying since the beginning of time. Well I think we might be able to prove them wrong. R and R Please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011
Obsessed? reviews
I love pens, is that such a crime? And yes, every now and then I take one that isn't mine but, it's not like anyone notices anyway. Well... no one noticed until him. R and R please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
All you need to be reviews
Be your self.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
If only it Were that Simple reviews
Just a simple letter declaring unrequited love.R&R my first piece give your honest thoughts please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete