ScribbleDog
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Joined 11-17-08, id: 639667, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
Author has written 5 stories for General, Young Adult, and Romance.

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The Scribbledog is a large, nocturnal mammal that displays a variety of different eccentricities, some of which we are going to explore in more depth.

First off, dear reader, this rare and somewhat timid creature has an excellent display of shocking pink plumage. The short style could be attributed to a slight case of gender confusion, however is most likely caused by the prevalent laziness this magnificent beast shows to anything concerning its own appearance.

This particular breed of Scribbledog lives off of a diet of mainly toast, coffee and lollipops. In depth experiments have shown that if a single element of this diet is removed then the effects could be disastrous. Side effects may include grogginess, ill-temper and general apathy.

Terrible.

The Scribbledog has limited social habits, preferring the company of a select few friends. These people are usually a quieter species of human, who each in turn require careful handling. It has been proved that the Scribbledog will not socialise with any other sub-species; when placed within a group of vacuous ninnies, the Scribbledog will treat them with a facetious air of none-compliance.

Scribbledog’s, as a rule, communicate through a series of Bristolian colloquialisms and obscure movie quotes, creating truly diverting linguistic skills! One should not underestimate the Scribbledog though, who can show a devastating use of quick dry wit and biting satire in order to render a potential attacker speechless.

The Scribbledog survives best when in a habitat of minimal light and speedy internet connection. Such an environment usually has a light layering of mould and a distinct musty smell, unique in its pungent odour. Whilst preferring to stay in this location until the early hours of the morning, the Scribbledog can be coaxed out into direct sunlight with the promises of classical literature and fresh sushi (of which it is partial to). More often than not though this is a trap set in place in order to cart it off towards more educational endeavours.

This Scribbledog’s mentality is at best described as individual and at worst... disturbed. It is prone to long, brooding silences which, has been rumoured, is when it is contemplating certain existential crisis’s. We have definitive proof however that such moments are filled with nothing more than elevator music.

Now that you, dear reader, have been introduced to a basic knowledge of the Scribbledog, feel free to peruse a few of its more coherant ramblings:

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What not to do when trying to attract a Boyfriend reviews
A comprehensive list of things to avoid when trying to pin down a guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009
Thursdays reviews
Just a story about a British student named Ronnie, her important life decision and how it affects her family and friends. Don't really have a definitive plot worked out yet, so yeah. Updated whenever, I'll try not to leave too long between each one though
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Fragments
Just a few fragments I found from browsing old word documents, abandoned but I don't have the heart to throw away. Mostly rubbish, but who knows, one day I might actually write a complete story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,352 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Orange Squash and Fairy Cakes reviews
Just a short story about a man coming to terms with his age
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Drabble A Day reviews
Just a series of unrelated and pretty much random drabbles, ranging from the absurd, to the angsty, to the down right soppily romantic. Written as part of a personal challenge to write one story a day...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete