Hear Harmonyhide bio
I changed my penname. HearHarmony? Yeah, that's what sadiesaid. Ha! Clever! Or... cheesy, shut up. I love fluffy hilarity rolled into a spontaneous plotline. I can't find it within myself to be that awesome, but I can try. My stuff will be up shortly, as soon as I find the time to beta them and fix irregularities. For now, I'm drowning in the sarcastic goodness. |
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Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work? Incomplete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
How Long Will it Take? by me. yes. me reviews
It’s hard to be best friends with the most sought-after guy in school. Especially when he’s the resident playboy. AND you have a massive crush on him. -story told through IMs/texts/notes/phone convos-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Always and Forever Yours by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
she first met him when he puched the boy bullying her, he was 6, she 5, she first chrushed on him when she was 17, and loved him a while later. however, she finds out his feelings after he once again punched the guy bothering her. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of a Guys' Boxers by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
He has got the wolrds greatest boxers. From Scooby Doo to Tweety Bird. I happen to like to stare at his boxers in the morning not, that I should be. I can't help it, the man doesn't close his curtains. Ok I'll admit I'm obsessed with boxers. That is SAD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Only One Who Ever Cared by BlackParade reviews
Lydia's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. Since then, she could never trust anyone. Until the most popular guy in school started to talk to her... Problem? He's got a girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete