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Joined 11-17-08, id: 639766, Profile Updated: 09-16-11
Author has written 1 story for Life.

After many years of lurking on this site, I decided to actually make a profile.

i enjoy tacos filled with fish, lengua, buche, or carne sprinkled with cilantro and fresh onions topped with a few dashes of crema and hot sauce. it has to be one of the best foods in the world.

i read, i watch a fair amount of tv because its legen...wait for it...dary and i enjoy a whisky cran on occasion. life is good

I write a few bits of depressing poetry, because I can. I am best at composing these perfect phrases, but putting them together in something coherent is rather hard but I like to try. Because I believe in small perfect moments, make sense that I can only write little perfect phrases

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Let Sleeping Gods Lie Book II by RyAnn Leigh reviews
Chapters deleted as I work on the book for publication. Will update when I finally sell this thing!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/4/2022 - Published: 12/27/2009
Stop the World by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Her uncle sold her soul for wealth... and as she spends more time with her captor, she realizes that she doesn't exactly want it back anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Sorry About Dresden by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Neely's fondest wish was to disappear. A stranger offers to grant that wish or any other one thing she might desire, but it's difficult to believe in his promise, even as the surrounding world breathes with magic. Will she become part of his twisted fairytale or is happiness too much even to wish for? (SKOW award winner: Most Creative Plot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/18/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Neverland: Forsaken Dreamscape by Lani Lenore reviews
An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2002
Blink by MirasolAbeille reviews
The invisible girl's in love with the boy who talks to machines. But he's on his way up, she's on the run, it's hard to tell good from evil, and even the superheroes are incorporated. Not your everyday fantasy romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,172 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010
Better Late Than Never by Maren Drake reviews
SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,703 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Twelve Stars by SJR reviews
- COMPLETE - When you kill a man, make sure you give him the respect of your gaze. Hold his eyes until he dies. And then, when the battle is done, remember only that every victory has its price.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 143,373 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
Anatomy by Waialae Firefly reviews
Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,865 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Take Two: Final Draft by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Marriage to the Moon
A reason why all the stars twinkle and glisten
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete