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Okay to start off this waste of time about me I will tell you about my name, So.Who.Will.Call.Me.Beautiful. It's a quote from a story that I have in mind about a girl who's family was murdered and her lover was murdered by the same guy that killed her family 5 years later. Finally after a year or two she moves on and meets this other guy that she is beginning to take interest in. He gets murdered too and she then she figures out that every person that has ever loved her has been killed or will be killed. The story ends with her saying, "So, who will call me beautiful?" because she can never love again because of the fear of getting them killed also she is saying that there is no one who is willing to risk their life just to love her.
SO, now on with the profile.
I'm into romance with a little twist like ghosts, vampires, werewolves or any other mythical creature. I enjoy teen romance as well. (hopeless romantic at your service) I like Manga too. Poems are my thing. I only write them when an idea comes to mind but then there is a fare chance that I wouldn't even be able to put it into words. My poems are written very simply because even though trying to figure out the meaning behind the words is fun, sometimes it's just nice to read something simple. Sushi is my best friend. My best friend likes me(not sushi, my other best friend) and I like a jock who doesn't even know I exist (which totally sucks). My other best friend on here is Charlotte Red(you hate her, you deal with me). Her story is called 911 Tears(I am currently pestering her to put on some of her many awesome pieces..pst...a little secret...maybe you can help me by saying I sent you and bug her to put up more stories). I am a catholic, and therefore if you dis God, you dis me and let's just say that I'm not exactly fun when you dis me... I am obsessed with animals(don't worry the good kind...if there is such a thing...). I have six rabbits, and one dog. My backyard is literally a green house...and FINALLY... I love quotes.
I am witty, sarcastic, and random. Hopeless romantic ALL THE WAY. I tend to use caps A LOT, get bored like crazy, and speak my mind. I have bunches of friends so if you don't like me, frankly I don't give a shit.(I also tend to curse...) I won't change because someone asks me to. I have no role model because I go my own way and HATE copying people. I am usually nice but piss me off and you better be FAR away. I am immature most of the time, but can be serious if I need to be(but then I have to actually FEEL like it too) I'm SUPER lazy but can get things done...you know..if I feel like it...
There is three things you do not diss.
1. My family
2. My friends
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU to read my blog. The link is by that little word that spells Homepage at the top. PLWEAS read at LEAST the first 2 and if it is UBERLY boring then you have my permission to go and die...O_O...KIDDING...but just don't tell me because I will go and jump off a bridge...O.o...well no because then my friends will die because they would be without me and then we would have a mass suicide on our hands...heh not really...but seriously, I WOULD be sad...teehee did I mention that I am also a drama queen? Oops?...
Oh and if your looking for some awesome stories to read, just look under my favorites. 91 stories/poems and still counting. I'm pretty sure you'll find one you like ;)
My icon = Crushed Rainbow. Take a look at it...SOME PRETTY FANTASMIC STUFF!!
(I absolutely adore quotes and I have so many favorites that you couldn't possibly read them all in one day so these are just the ones that have a special place in my heart...hehe that was really cheesy...My SUPER favorite quotes are bolded.)
~Falling in love should be like Polaroids, instant.
~Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die tomorrow
~BE A LoSeR because being CoOl is SOO overrated!
~Stand up for what you believe, because it might just happen.
~Life is to short to hate people, love everyone and you have no enemies
~When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back, relax, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~"Rawr", that means i love you in dinosaur.
~"Dorks have the most fun!!":)
~Preps get there looks from there fathers; Most are plastic surgeons.
~"Stress: The confusion caused when the mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately needs it."
~We have no right to say when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask that same question for every joy that comes in life.
~Love is a flint that sparks a flame that will either flicker and burn out or continue with a warming glow.
~Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.
~If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they'd never ask you to.
~If I have to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
~"There's always gonna be that one person, that no matter what they say or what they do or how many times they may hurt you.. you just can't let them go because they mean so much to you"
~"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
~"A true friend is the one who knows more about you than yourself and still loves you."
~"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
~"Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare; False friends are like leaves, found everywhere."
~"Best friends are the ones who bring out the best in you."
~"Sometimes you pick your friends, sometimes they pick you."
~I'd be a prep, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
~I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
~Let me know if I say something that offends you. I may want to offend you again later.
~Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.
~When you call me a bitch I just laugh. Because darling, I knew that forever ago.
~Don't knock on death's door, ring te doorbell and run! He hates that!
~A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
~Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
~You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark?
~Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Original Quotes: by So.Who.Will.Call.Me.Beautiful. (At least I'm pretty sure they're original...)
"Falling in love hurts. It's how you recover that makes it worthwhile."
"A mother can give her child everything, but if she doesn't give them love, she doesn't give them anything."
"Not only have you broken my heart an stepped on the pieces, but now you dare come back and ask for a second chance? Well be prepared for the worst because you have crushed and humiliated me and you will not get away with it."
"A world without rules is chaos but a world in chaos is a world without freedom."
"It's time to get off the path and explore."
"Sometimes you got to risk a little something to gain a little something but that's what life is about, doing risky things and living to tell the story."
"Wow, you're rude, arrogant, and a jerk. Not many guys can pull that off..."
Friends comfort you; Best friends hurt with you.
"Shoes: it's a girl's true love!"
"It's the best friends you can call up at 4 am and still listen to you that matter."
"Love is the ultimate friendship."
"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I get my camera."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at cars and run."
"With pain comes comfort, with comfort comes friendship, with friendship comes love. Without pain, we have nothing."
The One Who Calls You Beautiful
Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will ly under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead or who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends and who thinks you're just as pretty when you don't wear makeup.
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you... the one who turns to his friends and says, "That's her."
(I did not write this, but this is my favorite quote ever. If only I could find a guy like that...)
Favorite movie/book/story/friend quotes: ( I add more quotes as I read.)
Atticus: "Where are your pants son?"
Jem: "Pants, sir?"
Dill: "I won 'em from him, sir."
Atticus: "Playin' what?"
Dill: "Strip Poker..." (To Kill A Mocking Bird)
"When life gives you lemons, you make a lemonade but when life gives you shit like this...you'll just have to be a little more resourceful." (Hayden from He was Cool)
“She's quite interesting, that girl.”
“Who the new student? Well she seemed pretty normal to me.”
“Normal? Carmon Grace came from North Dakota, she was in a circus and her father was the ring master, I hardly call that normal.”
“... Carmon Grace? North Dakota? Circus? What?”
“Why yes, she told me all this herself.”
“That's Karin Micheals from Minnesota. She plays hockey, soccer and goes surfing. She is certainly not and or was in any circus.”
“...she definitely is a sly one...”
“And not too headstrong. She's a keeper. No one's ever been able to get a lie passed you before.”
“I still can't believed she...” I heard him sigh, “... isn't part of a circus.”
Psh. Sucker. (Karin from No Biggy)
A banner suddenly unrolls down from the left.
Then, a banner unrolls down from the right.
And, finally, the last banner in the center unrolls.
All the spotlights direct to the stage, lighting everything.
We strike a POSE.
Lights focus on the banners, which say: WE ARE WE
We jump off the platform and upon landing, immediately strike another pose.
Finally, we stand up, cuing for the fans from the back to start.
And standing there, with our hands to our hips, our hair blows in the wind.
Seconds later, the banners are cut loose and drop to the floor.
Without turning, I pull my eyes left to see the committee.
They look shocked.
You know, someone told me that first impressions had to be powerful.
Well, I made mine LEGENDARY.(Lira from Vandrophobia)
You’re supposed to clean your room every Saturday anyways, skatoula.”
Oh God, I hated when she called me that. Little shit. Loving isn’t it? I thought so. Unfortunately, in the Greek culture it was used in a kind way...or as kind as you can be when you’re calling your child a piece of shit. I didn’t really think it was all that sweet. ( Anna from The Wall )
Julia's mom: Julia, is the moon waning or waxing?
Julia: I DON'T CARE!!
Julia's mom: Oh... :/
"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean."( Paul from Shes the Man )
"I'm really sorry about your hand. Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" (Jacob Black from Eclipse)
I gave a small smile. “And then we went into my room.”
Julie gave a small squeal of excitement.
Josh spilled his coffee.
“Josh! Get a hold of yourself, boy!” Maya said, mopping up the liquid with a napkin.
“I can’t! This is so romantic, I think I’m going to have to go and buy some chocolate ice-cream and cry into it.” ( Taylor's friends from Swish)
“Too much makeup ruins the romance.”
Christie nodded. “So true.”
“But with hair, however….” Summer began.
“It’s a different story.” Christie finished.
“Good hair completes the look.”
“Good hair makes the look.” (Christe and Summer from Swish)
"Hey, doesn't it feel like we're in some part of romantic cliche' fiction story on FictionPress wrote by a strange lovesick girl that's having Ben And Jerry's ice cream right now?" I asked Aaron.(AN: OMG. . . STALKERS)...(Leona from TheBlogger)
I sit up and cross my arms, feeling cold again. “Thanks for nothing Edward Cullen!” I yell towards his door. I then stomp to my own room, slamming the door as hard as the carpeted floors will allow. (Katie from Note to self: learn social skills)
"I swear I'm never going to fall in love again, Kalie. I'm never going to love any guy again no matter what. I'm writing guys out of my life forever!"
"You can't do that, Sarah, just because of one bad boyfriend!" I whispered, shocked. "That's like saying you'll never breathe again because you smelled one bad fart!" (Kalie from Stars and Numbers)
Danielle shook her head and steered Sammy and Carrie away from the staring contest. "Boys. They come in all different levels of stupidity," Danielle muttered. (Danielle from False Facades)
"Get some sleep Shawn. This doesn't mean you're getting out of dinner tomorrow."
"Another one? With?" I asked in hoarse irritation.
"The President of Panama."
"Didn't Dad get the memo? The Canal's already been built." (Shawnee from The Devil's Food Cake)
She looks at me over her glasses, "Are you finished? Good. Emily, get her into jeggings and a sandals."
"Jeggings? What the heck are those?"
Emily holds up what appear to be the world's tightest jeans.
"Seriously? I hope you have PAM because that's the only way those are going on." (Katie from Note to Self: Learn Social Skills)
Favorite books:Vampire Kisses series, Harry Potter series, Palace of Mirrors, Ghost Dance, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Death Note, House of Night series, The Morganville Vampires series, Tithe series, Sucks to be Me, Eragon series, To Kill A Mockingbird, Alex Cross series, Immortal series, Gallagher Girls series, Maximum Ride series...to-be-continued-
Favorite Activities: Reading(of course), Soccer, Photography, and blowing bubbles(TeeHee)
Favorite Actor: Jackson Rathbone
Favorite Actress: Unknown at te moment
Favorite movies: Stick it, 27 Dresses, The Lake House, Harry Potter movies, Sidney White, Two Brothers, Maid Of Honor, Underworld 1,2 and 3, Valkyre, The Glass House, Percy Jackson: The Lighting Thief, When in Rome, Elevator Girl, Flower Girl, The Librarian series, Up, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, The Blindside, The Freedom Writers and THE AWESOMESS MOVIE EVER is Live Free or Die Hard(1st one)!!
Favorite snack: (pondering while eating goldfish...) -looks down-...O_O... GOLDFISH!!
Favorite bands: Matt Nathanson, Fall Out Boy, Lifehouse, Daughtry, Switchfoot, Paramore, The Audition, Nevershoutnever! , Artist vs. Poet, A Rocket To The Moon, Boys Like Girls, Good Charlotte, Dashboard Confessional, Every Avenue, The Fray, The Friday Night Boys, The Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Joe Brooks, Leaving Brightside, The Maine, Lee Dewyze, Mayday Parade, Owl City, Stereo Skyline, Train, The White Tie Affair, 3 Doors Down
Note to Charlotte Red: You say you want to become a writer when you grow up but you already are one, the famous part comes later in life. Never give up, you may fall or get beaten on the way but the road to becoming a writer is never impossible. When you finish a notebook with one story you won't not ever write again but only want to write more. You say your writing can always be improved but that is the result of a true writer; to always write amazing but still be able to make it better. Your stories make me cry but in the end i am always smiling. Your characters remind me of you; loving, caring, awesomely crazy, funny, and tough. You are the best writer ever and i will always love you as a best friend!!