Author has written 6 stories for Love, and Life.
hi i'm gasser/gasser47theulimatewriter(on fanfictionpress) i'm a writer/reader/gamer and i'm a fan of cocodaman(he's from fanfic) he's pretty good. anyways i wrote total drama island blood rush(on fanfic) well right now i'm working on a romance but i mainly work on my fanfic stories
hobbys:trying to dance writing reading failing to learn to speak japanese.
books:love them i'm reading marked from house of night rigth now!
music:good charlatte green day scatman miley cyrus reba hilary duff aly and aj jamesatwar(from youtube/myspace i think he's good enough to be a artist) tons more
tv shows: 6teen total drama island the secret show scrubs the simpsons hannah montana spongebob squarepants futurama meerkat manor(not as much anymore) reba rita rocks roseanne chowder suite life on deck and suite life of zack and cody icarly yes dear still standing popeye mickey mouse el tigre to name a few XD
movies: spaceballs all starwars airbud the scary movies there's to many to name .
email:wouldn't you like to know
age:not telling try to guess =-)
where i live:oregon usa on a farm
cool couples: duncan+countney jude+caitlin manny+frida victor+anita(somewhat) jen+jude jonesy+nikki danny+sam(somewhat) a few more
note: i have the same name for youtube and runescape
Attention to all future flamers, or flamers that really need to get lives: Umm how do I say this but just because you copy and paste one review from your little word document of them doesn’t make you high and mighty. Second, like haters on YouTube, it really doesn’t even offend me any more, knowing you don’t have lives or anything because all you do is skim for ten seconds and then go: My next target! Third, if you think you’re so clever make a story. Fourth, ok so you target everyone on one category and move on. How does that even help? Do you even read the first chapter? To say my story sucks read the whole thing, not the first chapter, because trust me, the last two months writing this I’ve became a lot more experienced so read the whole thing, even if it is 71 chapters. 5th, Ok where are stories oh so brave, better then us critic. 6th, Most of us are just teenagers, and this isn’t English Class, get it through your head! We don’t have to write, this is a way to express our selves, so if this is your way you must have a bad life. And last but not least, even if you hate my story give creative suggestions not this BS. And a note to Flamer Rising,
Kids that are in 5th grade use this (it’s not exactly hard) so if you reviewed one of there stories how would they feel? They would cry for hours (No offence to any 5th graders, I’m just guessing)! Or at least they would never write again, so I’m asking you, as a Fanfiction member, please. Please stop. (Copy and paste this on your member page)
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
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If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name Kelly
I am only three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Kelly
I am only three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
cold story but it happens everyday .
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
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another sad story This is really sad...and really true...
Try not to cry... and do not bring guns to school
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
cold but true
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-- put this
made by DubbleV(fanfic) then edited by cocodaman(fanfic) then redited by/for me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
don't listen to STEREOTYPE
WAYS YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE 20TH CENTURY
1. You go to a party just to take 'Face Book' pics
2. You have never played solitaire with real cards
3. The reason for not staying in touch with family and friends is 'cause they don't have a MySpace
4. You'd rather look through the entire house for the remote than simply push those stupid buttons
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8. You were to busy to notice #5
9. You scroll back up to See if #9 was true
10. Your now laughing at your stupidity
11. You are now going to put this on your profile to try to make more people feel stupid
(XD so funny) Things to do in Wal-Mart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"
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Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
In Warsaw, Poland and the land of Pakistan
wow if you read the whole thing...
well... see ya gasser47/gasser47theulimatewriter
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
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