Robyn Kolbe
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Joined 11-26-08, id: 640998, Profile Updated: 12-12-17
Author has written 29 stories for Song, Sci-Fi, Play, Fantasy, Young Adult, Action, Supernatural, and Love.

As a literature fanatic, I read, write, spell, I even talk! I've been writing short stories since fourth grade and novels since sixth. Sadly, none of them are published yet, but oh well. All will come at some point or another.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
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I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

When you break her heart - the pain NEVER really goes away
When she misses you - she's hurting inside
When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin - she wants you to read it
When she walks away from you mad - Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth - Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you - Grab her and don’t let go
When she start's cursing at you - Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she ignore's you - Give her your attention
When she pulls away - Pull her back
When you see her at her worst - Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying - Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking - Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared - Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder - Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat - Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you - Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time - reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt - Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she say's that she like's you - she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands - Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you - bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret - keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes - don’t look away until she does

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
-DON'T let her have the last word
-DON'T call her hot, But Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Tease her and let her tease you back
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

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Deliverance by Mr. Pip reviews
Ever since her parents' divorce, Linnet has been on bad terms with her mother. When family debt reaches a point that mom is willing to sell one of her children into slavery, it shouldn't come as any surprise that she chooses the trouble-maker. DELIVERANCE is a re-write and continuation of UNWANTED AFFECTION.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013
Now might be a little too late by Evelynn Dreamer reviews
Kris' life has finally come together; I great job, a place to call home, and a loving son, Ayden. But then an unexpected encounter challenges this happiness. The man she loved in high school returns,and so does Aiden's father. What will she do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010
Life in the AZ by Wooden Tulips reviews
Zombies have taken over the US and there doesn't seem to be any safe haven. A girl and a guy decide to chance a stranger's company. M for language and hints of sex.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
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Book One Blue Mark
Lokar is a student at the Academy, a boarding school for humans and Vampires. He's always been different from the other half vampires at the school. After escaping with another half Vampire Alice and his mandate Caline for six years, they are captured and returned to the Academy. He is sent to the whore house as pnishment and there finds a strange destiny. R&R Not Smut
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,639 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012
Till Earth Become Sky
The earth longs for the same things that man does. The earth longs for what is in the sky. Please R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
Just the Pear Tree and me reviews
You're not here anymore. I still wait here for you where you used to wait for me. Please R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012
The Eclipse
I, the sun, chose to become the earth to help the people. The one that used to be the earth has taken my place as the sun and taken my moon from me. Please R&R.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
And I get Ready to Die
My heart dies, I bleed, My soul dies, My body dies. Please R&R.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Complete
Pure Soul
Sandrano is prince of an ancient dying race. He is cursed when he saves his village from a Demon attack. He must leave his people and find the Spirit Realm so that maybe he can lift the curse. Please R&R.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,661 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2009
The Right Words
I always seem to say the wrong things at the wrong time. I'm not intentionally trying to hurt her, but it's what seems to happen. Maybe I should just sing everything to her. It seems to come out better on paper. Please R&R.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Published: 10/11/2012
Operation Memories
Nate Douglas runs away from his home, family and loved ones to join the Marine Core. After a tour of Duty, he returns to the States a changed man. Trying to right the past with the girl he loves, he relives his memories to show her he's changed.Please R&R
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
I'll tell her tomorrow reviews
Maybe someday soon I'll be able to tell her how I really feel. I hope all you reading this can too. Please R&R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
When the last note fades
In me asking her to Homecoming and in her reply, we both spoke of a song and a dance that was between us. The dance has long since ended. But the song never fades. It merely changes key. And the dance may one day begin again. But with a different partner.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Smoker's Lullaby
A smoker's addiction to get rid of the pain
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Open me and Close me reviews
Let me love you and forget her
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
One more Drop away
Cutting loosing the blood from my body drop by drop
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
How the end comes reviews
The end drew nearer. I never saw it coming. The end of life. The end of the light.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Till the last note fades
She officially started dating me at our Homecoming Dance. I was wearing the exact same clothes on the day she left me.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Words amidst the tears
As she walked back to the club she was at. As I spent more time alone before the long walk home in solitude
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Dragon Sabre reviews
A man from the realm of Ractur mysteriously appears in the Kingdom of Droth. Closely behind him follow the Dragons and a valley of death. Reunited with his sister, will the stranger be able to possess the Dragon Sabre and bring peace to the land?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
Time Stream reviews
My life Basically sucks. I work long hours at Burger King and live in a shack. I receive a letter from my past self...or my present self sent back in time as it would be telling me I have a chance to change my life. I am given one wish to fix it all. R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009
Cry of the Stars reviews
Starlight Starbright, First Star I see tonight... Who am I kidding? I don't need to wish on Stars, I fulfill the wishes that are wished on Stars. I can grant everyone's wishes. But then someone appears that wants to destroy the Stars. Where to begin?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009
Apocolyptic reviews
WWIII has left the world charred and dead. Some people have survived because of a mutation. They decide not to live in peace and harmony, but to try and kill each other off. And then the Apocolypsyese come.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009
You still love me reviews
She loves me, she loves me not..
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009
Why oh Why reviews
Why do our hearts yearn for that which we don't have?
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009
Way off in the Distance reviews
And I'm still looking
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Sinking reviews
This is kind of depressing
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Rising Sun reviews
This is how I see her
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
How can you love me reviews
She didn't even ask
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Crying reviews
She lost her dad. What else could I do?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
All the little raindrops reviews
I'm pretty stupid in this
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Do you Really Know reviews
Seriously. Do you? Cause She doesn't.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009
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