Hi Everyone! Sorry that I haven't had a profile, but I'm creating one now! Yay!

As you all know, I'm completely obsessed with Twilight, The Host, and Stephenie Meyer. I don't know what I would do without any of these three crucial parts in my life. How would I live!?

So here are some random facts about myself:

Favorite Color: Yellow or Green!

Favorite Food: Definitely fettucini alfredo with chicken caesar salad or pizza!

Weird Things About Me: I hate the sound of nail files and I REFUSE to file my nails because of it, needles freak me out and when I'm getting shots, i FLIP OUT, I shave my legs, but I get WAY TOO LAZY sometimes, and finally, my fingers are double jointed. Once, I convinced this fourth-grader that I had plastic bones in my fingers that had to be replaced once a month because they dissolved into my bloodstream. HAHA! Also, I absolutely HATE people who walk too slow. I am such a fast walker and literally want to punch people in the head when I'm trying to get somewhere and they're slowing me down. ;) I HATE THAT! Finally, I have issues with pillows. They need to be cold. So I'm always and forever flipping my pillow upsidown, to get to the cold side, so I can sleep properly.

Hobbies: SINGING! (yes, i love to sing. Especially jazz and opera.) I do it all the time. I am in two choirs this year in my school and am auditioning for the musical! FOOTLOOSE!! YAY!! Also, obviously, i love writing! ALL THE TIME!! I like to read, play piano, hang out with friends, waste away my precious youthful years on facebook and email, and many other things. I love doing stage crew and light tech for shows also! YAY! I'm learning how to work the lightboard this year!! WOO HOO!!

Favorite Movies: There are so many movies that i have seen and loved, but these ones caught my eye: Titanic, Hamlet 2, Fifty First Dates, Mulan (DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES UNITE!!), Romeo and Juliet (with Leonardo di Caprio - i have sort of an obsession with him right now), Pirates of the Caribbean, Accepted, There's Something About Mary, Garden State, Little Miss Sunshine, Napoleon Dynamite (don't care what other people say. it's completely priceless.), Chocolat, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shrek 2, Harry Potter and the Sorcerors Stone (SPELLING??), Finding Neverland, Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (i didn't like the third, fourth, or fifth very much. way too much cut from plot. plus actors are way too old), and the FUTURE TWILIGHT MOVIE!

Favorite Books: The Twilight Saga, obviously. I also liked The Host, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, Uglies Trilogy, Eragon, Goose Girl, Enna Burning, Blue is For Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, Red is for Rememberance, Pendragon, Charlie Bone Series, The Naming, Blue Bloods, Masquerade, Revelations, Ella Enchanted, Fairest, The Two Princess of Bamare, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, Keeping the Moon, The Pact, Wild Roses, etc. I love books and reading!

Favorite Video Games: There aren't many, but they include Super Smash Brothers Melee, Mario Cart, Guitar Hero III - Legends of Rock, and Super Monkey Ball 2.

Favorite Twilight Book: Twilight, then Eclipse, the New Moon, then Breaking Dawn. I know that there are many peple who are in love with the fourth book, but personally, I thought it was way too long - it should have been split into two books so that there could be more description, it sort of lost the Bella/Edward romance scene in the middle, and the name Renesmee (although cute in its own way) is WEIRD.

Favorite Quotes:

1. ME: "OMG I love that teacher! She's so easy!"

JAKE: "I know!"

ME: " Ew. Think about it."

2. JAKE: Tells REALLY STUPID Joke

EVERYONE: "HAHAHAHA!!"

ME: "You know, everyone is laughing at you, right?"

3. ABBEY: "How's your brother?"

ME: "Fine. He stays in the basement."

ABBEY: "Why?"

ME: "He doesn't really count as a family member. We keep him as a pet."

4. JAKE: "What's with the sick mind?"

ME: "I dunno. I think I was just born like that."

5. ME: "OME, I don't think I'll ever be able to get Footloose out of my head!"

NICOLE: "Yeah, I know. But at least it's better than 'Human Again' from Beauty and the Beast!"

BOTH: Begin to sing

6. SHEEFALI (On chat): "The sex is blue. Whoops. Stupid Computer. I meant the SEA is blue. Sorry, I was talking to my brother."

ME: "YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR SEVEN YEAR OLD BROTHER ABOUT SEX!?"

SHEEFALI: "NONONO!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!"

ME: "!? ;) OME!! I'm so posting this conversation. ;)"

7. ME: "OME!! I have this really stupid song stuck in my head!"

JAKE: "What song?"

ME: "Oh when we get together together together oh when we get together the happier we'll be! Cuz your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends! Oh when we get together the happier we'll be!"

JAKE: "Why must you get stupid children's songs stuck in my head?"

ME: "OME! I just realized something sick."

JAKE: "What?"

ME: "The lyrics."

JAKE: "What about them?"

ME: "EWW. Think about it. ;)" Haha, I have SUCH a sick mind. Like everying gets turned into GROSSNESS when I'm around!

8. ME: "Guess what song's stuck in my head today?"

JAKE: "Oh please, god, no."

ME: "Yes. THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED ONE..." continues to sing loudly

JAKE: "Remind me why I'm your friend again?"

9. ME: "OME! Spring Awakening (GREAT MUSICAL) is coming to Denver this spring! YAY! I wanna see it so badly!"

ERIN: "I know, me too, but there's onstage nudity..."

ME: "Yeah..."

ERIN: "That'd be so awkward with your parents. If they were coming, I probably wouldn't go see it."

ME: "I guess..."

ERIN: "Yeah."

ME: "So...you wanna go see it!?"

10. ALEXIA: filming a french project "Okay...action"

ME: begins to say lines when is interrupted by Erin

ERIN: interrupting the filming accidentally "Has anyone seen my underwear?" Haha, this was really funny - Erin had just taken a shower and then couldn't find her underwear and she completely interrupted the french movie that we were filming with that line. ;) HAHA!

11. ME: "I don't know what happened!"

JAKE: "What?"

ME: "Well one minute you were there, and the next, you were behind me...maybe you're a VAMPIRE!!"

JAKE: "Yeah, I'm really Edward in disguise."

ME: "HOLY CRAP!!" haha - i forced him to read the twilight series. heeheehee and now he knows what I'm talking about! ;)

12. ME: "It's...smile." Playing a game of hangman

JAKE: "JESUS! How do you guess them so fast?"

ME: "I'm Alice. Duh."

And I can't remember any more, but i'm going to start writing them down so i can post them here!

Okay, so I copied all of these questions out of all-hail-the-jello’s profile. ;) I just thought that they were really cool questions. So I decided to put them on my own profile. ;)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Um…At the top?

2. What is your favorite possession?
My cellphone or my laptop. I can’t live without being connected somehow at ALL TIMES WHATSOEVER!!

3. Do you own a gun?
No. If I did, my brother would be dead by now. ;)

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
I don’t have an ex. Sorry guys, no juicy details here.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
NEEDLES ARE THE SCARIEST THINGS IN THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD!! I HATE THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE!! L

(There's no number 6! Aaaaahhhh!!)

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
“White Christmas.” I don’t care if I’ve heard it ten million times. It’s still classic.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee. It’s required. I think I’m addicted… ;)

9. Can you do a push up?
HAHAHAHAHAH! No.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
I haven’t really checked…hold on… - goes and checks – yep. But I think the cleaning ladies came today. ;)

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Well…I have issues with earring changing because it reminds me of needles –shudders– so I wear the same pair of earrings every day… ya. ;)

12. Do you take painkillers?
Nope. Although Ibuprofen is AMAZING

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
-hysterical laughter- honestly. Just go up and freaking talk to them! ;)

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
That really depends on what day you ask me. ;)

15. What's your name?
Mrs. Jasper Hale. :) No, my name is Ella. :)

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

I miss my copy of Twilight… -sniff-

Jasper hale is so hot. He is real I tell you! REAL!!
I really should be doing my history homework.

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
um…cookies, a few books, and more books! ;)

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
water…apple juice (with a LOT of water in it, otherwise it’s waaaaay to sugary and strong. I’m very hyper when I drink sugar) and COFFEE!

19. Current worry?
History is the hardest freaking class in the WORLD! Plus, due to my bad grades, my mother has banned me from writing! OH NO! L

20. Current hate?
People who think they’re good at something, but they really suck. ;)

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
My room. Duh.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
I honestly think I went to bed early. ;)

23. Where would you like to go?
New York, New York. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go there.

24. Do you own slippers?
Nope. Socks all the way baby!

25. What shirt are you wearing?
um…a blue one?

26. Favorite color(s)?
green (this reminds me of my bestest buddy) and yellow. Cuz it’s all sunshiney. ;)

27. Are you gay?
Nope.

28. Do you sing in the shower?
frequently. I LOVE TO SING!!

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I honestly thought as a child that an evil witch would come in the middle of the night and steal my underwear. So I hid it under my pillow. ;) I was such a WEIRDO CHILD!

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
they had pieces of toast pictures all over them! ;)

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
nothing really that bad…I think I broke my arm a couple of times. ;)

32. Who is your loudest friend?
Jake. Definitely. He is the definition of loud. And he gives really hard high fives – but I’ve learned to love them – they don’t even hurt anymore. It just tingles and feels numb. ;)

33. Who is your most silent friend?
Probably Rebecca. She is so quiet sometimes I forget that she is there. But she is an amazing person and I LOVE HER so much! ;)

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
yeah…but I’m NOT giving details. Sorry. ;)

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
sometimes. Not really though. i wish on 11:11!!

36. What is your favorite candy?
DARK CHOCOLATE PEANUT M&MS BABY!! ;) CANDAY ROCKS MY SOCKS!! I can’t WAIT for Halloween this year!! ;)

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I really have no idea…probably lullaby by Billy Joel. I love that song.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
I’m not really planning on dying very soon. ;) but i love the song, "River flows in you" by Yiruma

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Probably on facebook. I’m ADDICTED to the internet. ;)

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
SHUT UP MOM!

I thought that this was really sweet. ;)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

So here's some funny stuff:

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

Some MORE funny stuff: WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING??:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Okay, so there's more than thirty... ;):

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Something I found on facebook: THINGS TO DO IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT AND OTHER PLACES WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU IN YOUR CAR:

Honk and wave to strangers.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversly with the speed limit.

Roll down the windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken Suit

Write the works "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-veiw mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Throw burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at at light, urinate out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Paint your car with occult symbols.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Have some passengers have wild noisy sex.

Cheer for firetrucks. Boo ambulances. Moon police cars.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Stop and pray to roadkill.

Throw spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

Okay so here's something i found on facebook: 40 THINGS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CAN TEACH US: THIS IS MY FAVORITE!! ;)

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5.Don't worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.

spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.

doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.

14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .

can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.

23."And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber"

26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.

27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28.Iced tea from England is blue.

29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.

30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down

33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.

35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37.Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.

40. "What team?" "Wildcats!"
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
Can fix any problem.

Once again, there's more than forty:

scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills

and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely

43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go

44. Tiffany’s makes hair bands

45. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing

46. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant "summer"

47. When you’re singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time

48. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks who you kind of hang out with thinking you're gay.

49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face

50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.

51. It is not at all pompous to give your girlfriend a necklace with your initial on it

52. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers

53. It is perfectly normal to switch outfits with your opponent after a baseball game.

54. Helicopters can land on a golf course with no warning.

55. When you're frustrated with your personal life at work, just take off your shirt and shoot some baskets. Your boss won't mind.

56. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.

57. Even if you weren't a part of the winning number, you can still win the star dazzle award.

56. Italian shoes mean a whole new you

57. Not telling your girlfriend about your new dress shoes you got from your boss, clearly is a reason for her to be concerned and question your relationship.

58. As long as you’re the star player on your basketball team, you can instantly be better at golf than the owner of the course.

59. College basketball players love playing with high schoolers that are better than them.

60. There is no such thing as gay dancing

61. On the last day of school, it is perfectly normal to chant "summer" like a cult.

62. Wanting a little fabulous is not so wrong

63. It is worth risking your relationship with your friends and girlfriend for a college that closed down in 1986.

64.Humans can be imported from Spain.

More FUNNY STUFF THAT I COPIED FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES!! ;)

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

I found this on a profile. And I absolutely loved it! Put this on your profile if your a child inside (like me) XD

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a stripcheck every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Haha! me and my best buds are exactly like this!!

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

If the potatoes mock your intelegence, copy and past this to your profile

Everytime someone mentions Edward Cullen you giggle and automatically get dirty images in your head, copy and paste this if your one of those special people

Copy and paste this if you think Twilight is the way to world peace

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil,copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile!

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and Put this in your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (AHH THEY'RE TOO LOUD! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUITE!!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support the ’MECBIAV-Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire Club’, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombieand Fitch wasn't cool to breathany more, Put this in your profile if yourone of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporksWILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you just lost the game, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and add it to your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. (he does, its the truth. XD)

We're friends - you laugh, i laugh. you cry, i cry, you jump off a bridge, i go save your ass
we're BEST friends - you laugh, i make you laugh harder so you pee your pants. you cry, i say suck it up your wasting water! you jump off a bridge, i jump with you and say lets go for a distance record!

-a good friend will warn you before you walk into a door, but a best friend will let you walk into the door and laugh

-life sucks...then you die.

ANNOYING FACT #1- 10 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE WILL DIE.

you, me, whipped cream. get the picture? LET'S MAKE SUNDAES! what in the world were you thinking?

what are you looking at?
air! it's everywhere!!

i called your boyfriend gay..he hit me with his purse

i didn't slap you!! i high fived you in the face!

psh! forget love! id rather fall into chocolate.

i have a confession to make... i...can fly. it doesnt take much really, all you need is a towel. and if you have a red one, the better it is.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 HE IS MINE!!

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boy-friends weren't mythical monsters

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you freak out durring a thunderstorm because you truely think that vampires are out there playing baseball, copy and paste this on your profile~thanks raine!

If you jump up yelling "It's real, it's real!" in the middle of a random movie because you saw a sign that said Volterra, copy this into your profile.

If you jump up screaming during the credits of some random movie because you saw the name "Cullen" copy this into your profile.

If you walk around shouting random quotes, copy and paste this into your profile. (who doesnt??)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Anyways, I could keep going on and on for a VERY long time, but it's like one o'clock in the morning and I'm tired. Plus, I have to get up at six. BYE GUYS!! LOVE YOU ALL!!

~EdwardLover511~

PS: I can't actually believe you made it down this far. ;)