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Hey guys, this is Devilish Kisses here!
Some quick facts about me:
OFFICIAL HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE...as of June 24th! Yay!!
the smell of laundry
British boys...Toby Hemingway, Aaron Johnson, Tom Felton
The feeling that arises when you've cleaned something really well
RayWiliamJohnson he's amazing!
The smell of rain in the summer
I don't like:
An extremely wet bathroom counter. More often than not, I've found my hair ties etc drowning in puddles of water on the bathroom counter. Eww :(
Liars and backstabbers
Twilight. No, just no.
Mushrooms and red peppers
Meh...so much more!!
Fave Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Secondhand Serenade, Lady Gaga, Akon, Leona Lewis, Flyleaf, Hilary Duff, Paramore, Boys Like Girls, Katy Perry, Tokio Hotel, Lifehouse, Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback, Stereos, The New Cities, Taylor Swift, The Afters, Something Corporate, State of Shock, Imogen Heap, Yellowcard, Owl City, Cobra Starship, Sohodolls, Lily Allen
Favourite Movies: She's the man, Step Up 1 & 2, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2 &3, Prince Caspian, What A Girl Wants, A Walk To Remember, Pride and Prejudice, John Tucker Must Die, Prom Night, The Devil Wears Prada, 13 Going on 30, Sleepover, The Covenant (can anyone fathom a guess as to why I love this movie?), Take the Lead, Disturbia, Memoirs of a Geisha, Red Eye, Stick It, The Nanny Diaries, 10 things I hate about you, The Breakfast Club, The Dark Knight, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Transformers, My Sister's Keeper, The Proposal, 2 Week's Notice, The House Bunny, He's Just Not That Into You, Reservation Road, The Other Boleyn Girl, Definitely, Maybe, Push, 17 Again, AVATAR, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Mona Lisa Smile, Angus, Thongs and Pefect Snogging, St.Trinians, Alice In Wonderland, Dear John, Letters to Juliet, Whip It, Easy A!!
Favourite shows: Gossip Girl, Glee, Vampire Diaries, Cake Boss, What Not To Wear, Say Yes To The Dress, Pretty Little Liars
Favourite Authors: Sophie Kinsella (Confessions of a Shopaholic series) Anna Godbersen (The Luxe series) Anne Osterlund (Aurelia), Sarah Dessen (Just Listen, This Lullaby, Along for the Ride, Lock and Key, Dreamland) Melissa Marr (Wicked Lovely series) Libba Bray (A Great and Terrible Beauty series) Deb Caletti (Honey, Baby, Sweetheart), Kate Brian (Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys), E. Lockhart (The Boy Book, The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau Banks), Elizabeth Scott (Bloom, Something, Maybe), Melissa de la Cruz (Blue Bloods series), Suzanne Collins (Hunger Games), Simone Elkeles (Perfect Chemistry), Cassandra Clare (City of Bones series)
Fave food: Basically anything that does not involve mushrooms or red peppers or weird parts of animals like their feet or livers
Fave Drink: Strawberry daiquiris or Blue-Raspberry Slushies
Please check it out guys! It's amazing!
I read books by the bucket-load. I am curently reading Stolen by Lucy Christopher
Favourite song right now is: Snuffby Slipknot
I love to talk about books, movies, music...anything, really! So, if you feel like chatting, feel free to send me a message!
I now have my first story posted! it's called Playing Games and it's a short story that I wrote for a writing competition.
Claire just wanted to have a relaxing night at the movies with her girlfriends. However, she gets more than she bargained for. Throw in her loud and boisterous friends, a handsome stranger and a missing bracelet and you have one wild night!
My second story is now posted as well! It's called A Lesson in Heartache. So plz check it out!
If you want me to review your stories, please let me know and I will be happy to do so!
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Ha ha, I love this!
A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On NyQuil sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume: