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Joined 11-28-08, id: 641311, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
Author has written 9 stories for General, Humor, Supernatural, Young Adult, and Romance.

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Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Thou Shalt Not Fall for Thy Best Friend by blindingstars reviews
Nate is every girl’s dream: smart, jock, senior, and the best looking guy in school. Too bad he knows it, dating one girl to the next. So where do I come in? Well I’m his best friend. And I'm fine with the whole 'best friend' concept. At least, I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2008
gasp by ForeverBehindTheImpression reviews
you loved her, you loved me. I won't be one of two.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Fools Gold by apninianquandary reviews
I can't really explain it, but, I fell into her like rain. R&R?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
A Humid Night by awesomefroggy
A fourteen year old girl and her sister walk home from the park, singing about a lullaby. "It's just that at night/ I've got nowhere to hide/ So I write you a lullaby/ A lullaby"
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Howling by apninianquandary reviews
Deaths are discussed for weeks. Suicides, months.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011
muse by classic violet reviews
she plays connect the dots with the stars.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
When the Music Ends by callie-johnson
Nothing can go wrong as long as I am in the confines of the music. The rhythm surrounds me and becomes my shield which nothing can penetrate. But the music ends and so does the protection it brings me. Please review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010
The misshapen of Aerial and Fisher by Miss-You-Too reviews
Aerial's life was boring and her nagging conscience, Fisher wasn't helping. So when she saved a stray cat, she didn't know how much her life was going to change. This includes the strange guy that appeared in her kitchen, requesting her help. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
FF7I's World of Fiction by Fanfic7inu reviews
A collection of 100 word oneshots! They're fun, random, and all of those other great genres I'm too lazy to list! Read and Enjoy! Rated for some swearing and subtly put suggestive themes. .Post:Chapter 14.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
Waxen Bones, Gossip Lips, and a Candled Pose by insanityxspeaks reviews
Aaron Ingleby is new, bubbly, and unintentionally dangerous. Riley Harper is quiet, hopeless, and a victim on all accounts. A story spun by webs of lies, deceit, and the horrors money wrought. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,375 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Welcome to the Funhouse by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. I was frozen, trapped inside the prison of my own mind, and he was the only one brave enough to help me find a way out. Unfortunately, he was just as lost as I was.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Self Destruction by Ashebaby reviews
Tears streaming down my face/As I say goodbye. R&R.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Shadows of the World by emilydowns reviews
It starts with a dangerous dream of a boy with secretive green eyes. And when wealthy and naive Clio Pattinson becomes fascinated by those eyes, she accidentally discovers a dazzling secret that leads her beyond the realm of possibility.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,083 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Dreams by tinglingsensation reviews
It all started innocently: twelve young people, spending a week near a lake. But one of the boys is having strange, frightening dreams that become reality.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
writing by S.R.Kelley reviews
Every writer's favorite thing and most dreaded object...the blank page.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008
Yellow Roses by insanityxspeaks reviews
The rain is dry and burns my cheeks. God, if you're there, please tell him I miss him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
We Are Searching For Security In Tragedy by insanityxspeaks reviews
Ryan is a shy, broken boy, bullied and alone. He is so pathetic that the only place he deems himself worthy enough to find solace in is a graveyard. Then a certain someone arrives, someone with a deep fixation for the desolate Ryan. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Fear by insanityxspeaks reviews
...My name sounds better when its dragged from your throat
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Things you Don't Want to Hear by asylum writer reviews
Quotes you don't want to hear from people in various professions. [new: psychiatrists]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
It's Not Normal To Have An OBSESSIVE Stalker by NeverTrustFate reviews
Jen has never had the greatest life. In fact, it's been miserable since day 1. All that she really wants to do is pass highschool, but that's pretty hard to do when the new student is obsessed with you. Brent Carriere, school hottie, Jen's worst nightmare
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,753 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Beautiful Midnight reviews
When Matthew Grey transfers from London to California for school, his gothy looks and posh accent frighten the other students. Well, except for Sean. Sean just wants him naked. Permanent Hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 258,090 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
The Squareroot of a Highschool Rep The Goth by The Almighty Liquid Dookie reviews
The second installment of my stereotype series! Read "The Nerd" first so it'll make more sense.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
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Saturn & Ishi reviews
Ishi craves freedom and lightness. Saturn is allured by weightiness and settling down. These two are different in all aspects, mindsets and theories, to where each ended up having their own version of their first meeting.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011
Gravestone Garden reviews
Asia would smile the smile she reserved for me and for our excursions, and whisper into the flesh of my right collarbone, "Jamie, let's never become part of a gravestone garden. Someday, we won't be this alive." R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011
Summer Coffees reviews
It's summer and all you really want to do is relax for the first time this year, sit back, and have a good cup of coffee. Go on, you deserve it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Life Bender reviews
You're still a child, regardless of how many times you pierce yourself, how often you swear, and how many times you leave. Collecting people isn't going to make you worldly, connecting with them might.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
James
Reactions from different people on a teenager, who they all knew, and his premature death. Told in varying points of view.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Something You're Not reviews
The moon ceased to illuminate his face. His voice was smooth like the factory smoke, wafting out from darkness next to me. "Give it a thought, Lena. Why wouldn't you want to feel so effortless?" R&R?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Alexa's Diary: Eighth Grade reviews
Homework, sarcasm, and hot guys, oh my. Alexa's diary is all about her Eighth grade year. From teachers unfit to sculpt America's youth, to those Godforsaken upperclassmen, to loads of homework, to hot guys, to drama, this has it all. Read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009
The Battle of One reviews
She could hear her heart pounding in her ears and she used it as a tempo to set her foot steps to. Like dancing, but wilder. “Trrrrry aaaaand stop meeeee…” She yelled, weaving between trees. “Trrrrrry aaaaaand saaaaave meeeee…I waaaant to faaaaall..." R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Girlfriend reviews
Ah, "unrequited" love.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete