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Author has written 23 stories for Romance, Life, Love, Humor, and Fantasy.

" 'Come to the edge,' He said.

They said, 'We are afraid.'

'Come to the edge,' He said.

They came.

He pushed them...and they flew."

- Quote by Guillaume Apollinaire


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


~JEM~

WRITER..

..ARTIST

DREAMER..


Scrubs
is
the
best
show
ever

!

(Yes ... every word links to an awesome scene from various seasons of scrubs. The exclamation point is my favourite one.)


Cox-isms
~from scrubs~

“Davey Boy, I promise you, we’re gonna find you a kidney. I would swear on my father’s grave, but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it.”

“Look at the bright side. He’s like the daughter you never had, only gay and unsuccessful.”

“Everyone, this is my sister, Paige. Paige, I’d like you to meet random people I don’t care about.”

“Bobby, lately I’ve noticed you don’t listen to a single word people say, so my reply to your question is I think you’re the world’s biggest jackass and I look forward to your death.”

“Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.”

“That young man has killed so many patients, I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative."

“Oh, stop it. Why would I steal your moment? Except for maybe because payback is a bitch.”

“That’s so funny. I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me.”

“I can’t imagine anything I care less about.”

“Who in God’s name wants to hear that every day?! “Good morning.” In the immortal words of Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now.”

I shall now leave you to ponder on Dr Cox's words ... and review. Of course.


Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy,
Monday's were fun,
Junk food was good for you,
Homework didn't exist,
Girls weren't drama queens,
Guys weren't losers,
And saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow.

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The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
I'm Not Gay by Rainbow Shitting Unicorns reviews
SLASH. "Please play along . ." he whispered in my ear. Next thing I know, Rian the ladies man is kissing me in front of all his fangirls. Full summary inside. Rating may go up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009
Guidelines In Falling by bangag-pa reviews
Just some random thoughts about falling in love, struggling to stay in love and when to accept when to let it go
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
I Love You, I'll Kill You, A Vampire Love Story by BrightenStar reviews
Grace thought that when she went to visit her uncle, she was just leaving England. But when she meets a striking young man, Desmond, she finds that she is in an entirely different world; one full of creatures only talked of in stories.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,154 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/23/2008
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Too different to be real by Silver Talismoon reviews
What happens when a Nazi and A Jew fall in love? What happens when the bad guy would do anything to get the good guys girl? Now Adrienne and Jurgen have to flee the country. But, will it go as planned? please R&R All rights belong to me and my Father.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007
When Time Sleeps by temblance reviews
The true story of Sleeping Beauty, told by her Fairy guardian: The one who knew Sleeping Beauty would have been better off dead...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005
Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Voodoo Doll by Bonfire Of The Sanities
Because if you're cut I'll bleed...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Crazy is What Crazy do by clarity-eatworld reviews
WARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
The Pitfalls of Dating A Vampire by Wind In The Weeds reviews
When Lisa started dating Dimitri she had thought she'd signed up for romance and thinly veiled danger. Instead she got irritation and thinly veiled effeminacy. Chapter 11: In Which Orphan-hood is a Given. The actual chapter this time, sorry folks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010
Kisses by Ashlee Pond reviews
When your lips meet and the entire world disappears, leaving just the two of you behind, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of their very heart. - A collection of kissing one-shots. - Reviews Returned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008
Pieces of Forever by A.Annie.N reviews
Forever is for the bursting butterflies, for the sidelong glances, for the eyes that haunt and the words that echo. Forever is for the moments relived over and over and over again, because they are pieces of something extraordinary. :Oneshot Collection:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2007
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Twenty five over by Eve Lindsey reviews
25kg stands between Cody and Mr Popularity. After a cruel prank, she changes her life and loses it, but is it too late for her to realise that beauty is only skin deep?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,027 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006
Together At Last by Russian Spy10 reviews
This poem is about this guy i like a lot, but i don't think he likes me very much. Anyway we both meet a sudden death, so we die together and how i finally get my happy ending in death
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
The Diary by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
October 8th, Dear Diary: I'm in love. I've loved a boy for the last sixteen years of my life, so why haven't I noticed? God, this is horrible. This is insane. This is great. I'm in love with that stupid Etherson. ONESHOT. mostly dialogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Forty Days of Jesus Christ by ByYourSide reviews
Christianity was never meant to be boring. Ninjas, falsettos, over-caffeinated depression, and llamas. One llama. This is how I'm studying Him.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,246 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
God Only Knows by Russian Spy10 reviews
This poem is based on experiences I've had in the present, and i am using them to imagine what might happen in the future
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Dear Writer's Block by RealityLapse reviews
Short letter breaking up with Writer's Block. Prompt by WritersDigest . com.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
My World Upside Down by Sarah E. Dittmore reviews
My experience bungee jumping in Africa.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Juxtaposition: Right & Wrong by OldKatherineJames reviews
Twoshot. "What did you just say?" "Absolutely nothing." "A...Snickers?" "No. I lied. You're being an ass and won't illegally alter my grades, so I'm denying you the heaven of chocolate." "I'm being good teacher -- " "Keep telling yourself that."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Devil Take It All REWRITE by Ravina reviews
ORIGINAL IN PROFILE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Just a Little Love by UltimateShe reviews
Everyone loves parties. Liz and Carlin love eachother, there's a connection between them that's so much more. What could possibly go wrong? With a socialite best friend like Elise, there's bound to be excitment in the mix. Love! Drama! Murder! Mystery!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007
A Work in Progress by idiot-ego reviews
Featuring a terrible case of writer's block, a recently deleted main character, and a militiant rabbit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Fake A Smile by annoyance reviews
Our love was an act. And we played our parts perfectly... A OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Louis, The Bumble Bee by Your Execution reviews
Louis has a problem. He is very different than his fellow bees. Here are his ramblings. M for language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Fouetté by TheInsideGirl reviews
Ballet is not just tutus and mirrors.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Changing Hearts by vi-is-shorter-than-charlix33 reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,668 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Cynic and the Psychic by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Frail Hopes by The Celtic Bard reviews
Thoughts found in a journal from years ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Not Cinderella by zkjanie reviews
We all know the story of Cinderella, right? And we all know it only tells what happened to Cinderella, right? Well what about Prince Charming? And what if it wasn't love at first sight, but a childhood romance reunited? done for a hw assignment
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
On Being a Writer by Pukkina reviews
....an occupation? or a lifestyle?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Immortals Cannot Die by MsMellowMint reviews
Random thing I wrote when I woke up at about one to three o' clock in the morning a few days ago. I was slightly depressed and extremely exhausted. *scowl* I hate insomnia.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
On the Birth of Singularity by penbrydd
-Sky- A couple in Wyoming have their first son, but the birth attracts the attention of their ancestral gods, one of whom decides to pay a visit.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The Ticket by SummerWind88 reviews
Numbers. That's all they were. They really shouldn't be significant, but used in the proper context, they could mean the world.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Random is Friggin' Hilarious! by Lonzo reviews
So I got these Emails from my grandmother of all people. Seriously funny shit! I'll add more as they come! And some of them are from life, which is testament in the one about doctors...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
I'm In Love With A Stripper by AustinDangerPowers reviews
My roommate dragged me to a strip club. She flirted because it was her job. Before 5 minutes had passed, I was in love. /Changes POV/ Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Baby Business by Alanna Lioness reviews
Jane Fuller, an undercover agent for the FBI, has begun her maternity leave. However, when jewel thief Juliet Potpourri sends out a request for a pregnant assistant, she is thrown back into work whether she likes it or not. Will a forbidden romance ensue?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,999 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Satisfactorily Ever After by Ruby.K reviews
Hayley's the Princess of Lorikia. She had a perfectly fine life until her parents decided to break the news to her. She was to marry the Prince of Saliesia. She doesn't want to live a cliched Princess life, but she can't help but love and hate the Prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Je T'aime, Moi Non Plus by Bazooka Joy reviews
I told him I was in love with him. He laughed in my face. So I hit him. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Learning to Breathe by Eet reviews
After falling in love, a mermaid has to survive in the city with no voice, no prince, and this great new pair of feet that bleed whenever she walks. Ouch. The upside is this beautiful poet named Anderson, but she's just not interested. What a shame.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom by Qzie reviews
They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,599 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Love Letters by K. J. Lim reviews
A couple of pages from a diary of a girl longing to live a little longer to be with the person she loves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Devil Take It All by Ravina reviews
COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,589 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Journalistic Integrity by funnechick reviews
“This story will be told! Journalistic integrity is of the utmost importance!” One-shot. Much funnier than the title and summary suggests.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
TEMPTED by Atrix reviews
The little angels and devils on your shoulders? Lisa can see them. It gets her into a lot of trouble. FRESHLY EDITED and FINISHED. PLEASE READ!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Over the Edge by Ruby.K reviews
It's been 3 years since Jane has last been in this family of 8 boys. Now that she has returned, things are definitely different. Annoying little brats, have turned into incredibly handsome young men. Will she be able to stop herself from falling in love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008
The First Time We Kissed by PurpleAddict reviews
The first time we kissed, it was raining."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Bra Sizes Don't Matter by angelbymistake reviews
*COMPLETE* Cassandrea has sworn off guys. Does it really matter why? As long as she can avoid them all - by informing them of her bra size? Who would want an eccentric girl like that? Well, maybe her blind-date Brandon. R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
The Playboy and the Princess by Adrienne Jones reviews
What happens when the reason the frog prince was turned into a frog was because he had... well... been a tad too popular in his neighborhood? Especially with the ladies...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Secrets by somepenname reviews
Good girl. Something bad happened to her. She meets bad boy who is really good. They fall in love. Things just go from there . . .
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,216 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by artofjula reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
If He Didn't Have a Twin by kte-wonderful reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Perfect boyfriend? Check. Best friend for a cousin? Check. An early Christmas, paired with finding out that your boyfriend is cheating on you, but then you find out he's not really your boyfriend, but his twin? Um... about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,334 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Sleeping With the Enemy by Rosegirl18 reviews
CH3 UP!// Katria is a new handmaiden chosen to work in the household of the Emperor’s favourite daughter, the Princess Linnéa. Fate descends upon both of them as Linnéa is to be wed to Prince Adonix to end a centuries-old war...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
Inside My Mind Convo by EnvyPuppet
Just an interesting chat done at 12am. Not really fiction, just posting this for friends to understand what's going on in my heart and mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Learning to Breathe by Regina Scorpio reviews
Kristen, the cynical musician, and her best friend Taylor, the cheerful teacher, finally meet their matches in more ways than one. But the road to happily ever after is long and hard - and in such close quarters, things are about to get interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
My Dear Sam by Maria Antonia reviews
The tale of Lauren and Sam, their love, their tragedy, their end. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Memory by The Wish looker reviews
My short opinion on things forgotten and remembered.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
please let him be gay by thetruebrunette reviews
the title is self-explanatory. LOL :D
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2009
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Facebook Status by DiaRose reviews
Just a silly little thing about rumors, and gossip, and the way the modern teenager may respond. Hehe, I could really use some reviews, I'd adore you if you left one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
16 Roses by ThereForTomorrow reviews
“Well, since the Christmas season is coming up, I wanted to do something like Secret Santa.” Mrs. Neuton said to Lindsey's sophomore class. Lindsey never knew it would change her life as much as it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Something Ever After by belle.nisce reviews
Val Shore has a problem: She’s Ursula in her own screwed up little mermaid story. How do you get your happily ever after when you’re not the princess in the fairy tale? Plenty of love and laughter, with a twist of magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
The L Word by Lonzo reviews
Real-life accounts of why I never use the "L" word in a romantic relationship anymore. I just flirt, mostly, if I like you. BLAM! goes the relationship killing word...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle by Qzie reviews
“See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Leprechauns, Hedgehogs and Semicircles by vonzilla reviews
This story has to do with two men by the names of Albert and Douglas.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Rule Number One: Don't Fall for the Hunter by Demonic Huntress reviews
Jasmine is a vampire hunter and a reporter, and when her sister's friend is murdered, she's out for blood. But when Carlo shows up at her apartment with a plea for help, she can't resist. What happens when vampire and hunter work together?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
I Hate You No, I wasn't being Sarcastic by 57pop reviews
It was Sam's senior year, and that meant no more Alexander aka arrogant cocky jackass, not to mention her enemy. But when their boss gives them a call to go to work after school, could the news change this stress-free year? One, two, three...Fight!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Dear Kal by JadeCade reviews
A father's letter to his disgraceful son.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
A Bleeding Rose by crazymazy
A red Rose is the end of all romance. A red Rose is a broken heart. A heart that shed its blood tears on that Rose until it became a Red Rose.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
I Love You by Ink-BlackRose reviews
Two shot. A young man goes off to war with his only promise being that he will come back for his girlfriend. Super sad but good, I'm sorry if you cry. Better than summary, please read. And I added another chapter, it's the same thing in a different pov.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Whimsical Chocolate Eater by oopsidaisium reviews
A pointless tale about a sensitive boy who finds himself hopelessly addicted to chocolates.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009
Priorities by alwaysconfused6 reviews
She has to get her priorities in order. Rated for thematic material, no coarse language. Please, review.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Mages of the Elements by Fereyen reviews
An idea that I've had for years and finally decided to start writing for serious now. I may update in the future.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009
Twofaced by Dramaqueen2061 reviews
A princess is cherished by everyone in the kindgom, she is pampered by her many sevants, and everyone wishes they could be her. A person with magical powers is a disgrace, a criminal. What if someone happens to be both?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Ironically Speaking The Perspective of a Spectre by plastic-smile reviews
Emile was never a dangerous girl. Quiet, unsocial and academic. So how did she end up here? Now she faces some strange occurrences - and a run in with what may be the best-looking ghoul ever.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
All That Glitters by FlamingMidnight reviews
She was born into privilege, while he was a penniless kid who was adopted into her world. In a harsh life where betrayals and hatred hide behind a facade of glamor, they found themselves bound by a forbidden love that was more destructive than hate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008
The Promise: Maggie by Samantha Biggers reviews
*In Maggie's point of view* Maggie has been having these dreams lately. But what do they mean? Could they really be the clues to her past? And who is this mysterious stranger who shows up on her doorstep and is saying he's her brother? What's going on?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Slackers of Silver the complete 1st season by lv64 reviews
a team of 6 agents attempt to adjust to alien society working in an alien organization, problem is there all not very bright leading to pointless yet amusing situations. Sure to put a smile on your face and getting you to say "WTF?" is garunteed!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Remember This, My Friend by Particularly Clementine reviews
To a friend. Sweet little love poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Santa Substitute by nanima reviews
It's weird at first, putting on the fat suit. But you get used to it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
How the Rose got its Thorns by A. Allison reviews
How the Rose got its Thorns - I wrote this for World Lit class, and the idea was to explain an insignificant mystery of nature. Enjoy!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Daydream by alkalinitylove reviews
A bit of teenage romance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Rest of My Life by Hydie reviews
Follow Andrea as she copes with tragedy...bring out the tissues.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Memories by Philophobic Freak 21 reviews
It'd been two years now. Two years since the day he was laid in the ground. Two years since my heart stopped beating; since his heart stopped beating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Mundane Jane by Pilot-Duo
What if you are going about, living your life as you normally do, then all of a sudden everything you thought and knew was turned upside down? Sometimes, ignorance is a bliss.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,320 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
The Narration of Audrey Parker Haavilland by Gema227 reviews
It's one thing to pull a prank, but even the best laid plans can go astray. When one prank goes to far, Audrey is thrust into a dark underground of secret societies and violent conspiracies. She's smart, but is she smart enough to make it out alive?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008
Broken Laws by Anna Devika reviews
A young girl encounters a vampire one night, and both of their lives are changed forever. Can two people from such different worlds ever be together? Some suggestive sexual content and language.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Happily Ever After by Arrow's Flight reviews
Who makes that tear-jerking happily ever after happen? The princes, the princesses, the assistant pig keepers? I think milk just came out of my nose. I'm a fairy godmother, so why did I have to fall in love with my lastest customer's prince?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Random fairy time by spoonicide reviews
Random oneshot. Nothing serious. A girl got knocked out, and she woke up to find a fairy hovering over her.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Emma Connelly: Goddess of Romance by alternatearcadia reviews
COMPLETE. "I’m stuck. Can’t write sex scenes. One month to deadline. Failure." Every author's worst nightmare: writer's block. Or in Emma Connelly's case, sex scene block. What's a best-selling romance author to do? Especially one with a damning secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Social Services and the Shoe by IdeasInTheAir reviews
How could it be that the Old Woman who lives in a shoe has 24 kids...when she's already gone through menopause. And there's one more thing...who's the Old Man?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
April Showers by Saoirse O'Suilleabhain reviews
A bus ride through the Dublin rain.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
My Turtle is Faster than Yours by CaseyBear reviews
Jeffree Collins is perfect. Everyone loves him but me. So how it did it end with us unclothed and very happy? Slash.One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
License Plates by fatbird33 reviews
...they can be amusing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
To The Boy That Gives Me Butterflies by Seed of Doubt reviews
To the girls that scribble hearts on their homework, to the girls that smile at cute, insignificant details, to the girls that fell in love, this one's for you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Why I Was Late For School by Nightmare Catcher reviews
What's one to do when Death comes for you?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Shoe Malfunction by FireflyEmbers reviews
With no other way to save her ailing father, Elsa decides to steal the Prince Casphus's treasure. But she ends up leaving behind the one thing he can use to find her... Her shoe! He might need a Fairy Godmother's help, though...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Unconventional Espionage by Ingrid Kaiser reviews
Unfortunately, fuzzy bunny slippers didn’t do much justice when trying to escape from Public Enemy Numero Uno.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Unexpected by KatieTheWriter reviews
18 year old Marissa Martin had plans for her life. College was first priority until she meets Connor Nichols. Add an unexpected pregnancy and young marriage to the mix and the plans have changed. Love is worth it...right? R&R Please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,688 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Once Upon A Time: A Highly Dysfunctional Fairytale by A.K.A. Writer's Block reviews
In which Iseult muses on her beauty, her money, and how to get more of both; decides marrying Prince Caspar is a good way to go about the last one; and formulates a plan to get his cliched eyes off of cliched Kimber and onto HER.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Holiday from Hell by Faith Adeline reviews
I hated Valentine's day. With a passion. So, why is it that I meet the most perfect guy on that dreaded day? I'm thinking someone has it out for me. Because everyone knows, if you meet someone on Valentine's day, the relationship won't work. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Do You Miss Me Now? by found.eventually reviews
I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Loo Kem Ya by her name is jem reviews
A touching story about a sweet five year old little girl and her thoughts during her battle with leukemia.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Nicole's Stupid Diary by LaraineGlass reviews
Nicole's in love with her best friend's boyfriend. She has never told anyone about her feelings, except her diary. Unfortunately, the most arrogant, not to mention the most popular boy at her school gets his hands on it. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Secrets Inc by Secrets-Inc reviews
['I feel as if my writing suffers when I do.'] An archive of secrets from everyone and anyone in between. See my profile and send in secrets to be archived here! [100 ! secrets]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007
Diamond S Bar Ranch by Cori.Anne reviews
A best friend lost, a best friend gained. A love lost, a love gained. A ranch with a healing touch and a cowboy with a heart melting smile. It doesn't get better then this.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
OMG! Robbing a Bank Without Getting Caught by fading innocence reviews
Sequel to OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress. kawaiineko wants to write her own story! Also with extra segment on how to rob a bank and not get caught.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Together Forever by fukaimoriMidori reviews
A modern Romeo and Juliet... What will become of their love?A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Chaysing Elliot by Lizzy-Lou reviews
He's her teacher, she's his student. He's her boyfriend, she's his little secret. They know it's risky, and they know it's unwise. But they also know that saying goodbye isn't easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,554 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Which Way do you do your Cartwheels? by groovacious reviews
For some people, taking risks come naturally. For others, it’s better to just stick to sideway cartwheels. And for the up and comers, hope that someone teaches you how to do both cartwheels. One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Cliché, My Foot by Lily Llynn reviews
[ONESHOT] According to all hopeless romantics and lovers of cliches, aka, the rest of their school, Maya the cheerleader and Evan the “emo goth guy” should be totally falling for each other. Too bad they’re cousins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Dont Be Afraid by The Blue Smurf Bandit reviews
Never be afraid of anything, not even death.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre by fatbird33 reviews
um...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing by fatbird33 reviews
well the title pretty much says everything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Saint Artemuis, School for Girls? by aeru reviews
Saint Artemuis School for Girls has been regarded as the most prestigious centre of learning for young women that has existed for over one hundred years. Through a bizarre and somewhat convenient twist of fate, five boys are about to change all that...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,934 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 1/18/2005
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Death Loves Me by MangaMamma reviews
Eileen is just a normal college student until one night she meets a handsome stranger who offers her an umbrella. Suddenly, life is anything but normal.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2007
Shades of White by dancingqueen927 reviews
A girl and a guy become best friends...but can it ever be more? She's a ballerina and he's a snowboarder. How unlikely. How perfect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 210,180 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Castle Mirrors by Alfsigesey reviews
Nakita is abducted to a magical Kingdom ruled by a sadistic monster of a king, and expected to break a curse by falling in love with the creep. This is the story of Beauty and the Beast, on acid.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Average Girl by okenakab reviews
Murasaki Ritsu is your average crossdressing high school girl. But at her new school, she's about to experience the consequences that come along with being mistaken for a boy...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,066 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 3/30/2004
Hospital by printed-peppermint reviews
About a woman and her daughter in a hospital... Rather depressing, be warned. (Okay... well, I'm not very good at summaries. Gomen)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006
Wisteria's Secret by ellecue reviews
Written with my friend @ http://www.draagoness.deviantart.com ; Murlock Combs takes on the case of a century...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
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You'll Never Know reviews
Sometimes we hide our pain from the people we love, just so they'll never know we're hurting...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Runaway Retard
If I didn't have somewhere much, much more important to be I would have had more patience with the imbeciles wedding I had crashed." Today is not Ava's day. But then again ... when was it ever?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
All About Love reviews
Love: It's about never wanting to let go, for fear that you'll disappear.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Little Girl Freed reviews
A mysterious forest, King Nebuchadnezzar, a shape shifter. Wait, what? -“You’re a tree,” she said. “Oh, no. I knew I would start hallucinating. I always do when I’m upset.”
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Cynic and the Stalker reviews
Who would have thought a simple trip to a café would turn the world’s biggest Valentines Day cynic into something quite the opposite? Why, a charming stalker of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Give Me A Sign reviews
It's quite a shock for Anna when Tyrell suddenly starts chasing after her. Well, they always said Love was strange, but somehow, Anna can't help but feel it is a little too strange ... Never in her wildest dreams would she have guessed how strange.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Raindrops reviews
Every single raindrop ... a painful reminder of you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009
Why Would You? reviews
Love is stupid. That was practically a mantra of my life. Then why, suddenly, is it falling apart upon the arrival of a very cute - did I just say that - guy?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Falling Short reviews
To be or not to be" ... To resist tempation, or give in? That is my question.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009
If You Loved Me reviews
The crisp autumn leaves, falling one by one, as did my hopes for you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Triggers reviews
Memories and what was
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Nothing Short of a Miracle reviews
It was love at first sight, but maybe he hasn’t realized that yet seeing as how I ran out of the room crying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Time goes on reviews
Ripples spread, petals fall.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Teardrops reviews
As you walk away
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Alone Again reviews
Kisses and sweet nothings. Meaning what? You're not here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2009
Where the Heart Is reviews
A year in Croatia with conflicting emotions, feelings, family and binding friendship ... PERMANENT HIATUS
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Crumpled Tissues reviews
Memories long gone ...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Forever reviews
Don't leave me"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/6/2009
White Roses reviews
All that there is left of you; white roses
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Him reviews
The magic of love ...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Underneath the mistletoe reviews
I saw the misteltoe hanging oh-so-innocently on the ceiling. Right before ....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Lies, It's all been lies reviews
A poem about lost trust
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
The Unexpected reviews
Getting over injuries. Moving on. Finding solace in friends. And of course, the unexpected ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete