Hey everybody! I'm Elizabeth! I'm 17, and I'm getting through life one day at a time. I love reading and writing, and spend all my spare time doing so. Stephenie Meyer, Terry Brooks, Holly Black, P.C. Cast + Kristin Cast, Stephen King, and Edgar Allen Poe are some writers that inspire me. Evanescence, Within Temptation, Paramore, Muse, The Goo Goo Dolls, No Doubt, Flyleaf, Nightwish, and Sara Bareilles are just some of the many talented music artists who inspire me. Love them all! XD

I write both stories and poems. I have both a happy side... and a dark side. When I write it is normally the dark side that shows itself, but I have been known to write some happier things too. Writing is the way I vent, and I enjoy venting alot more than most people do because of how I do it!

I write ALL THE TIME. One of the times I write the most is in my math class. =D

I hate it when parents try to force their kids to believe something that they DON'T believe in... and probably never will.

I am the kind of person who is going to tell you what I really think whether you like it or not. I am the kind of person that will go to church on day, and tell everyone I worship Satan the next. I am the kind of person who will do something she doesn't like to do if competition is involved. I am the kind of person that somehow gets LDS (Mormon) kids to start cussing. I am the kind of girl that can scare the shit out of guys. I am the kind of person that looks really preppy but probably secretly carries crowbars in her backpack and purse. I am the kind of person that will act like an angel then go to a party, get drunk, and dirty dance with anything that breathes. I am the kind of person that is wild but still has morals. I am exacty the kind of person that would try-out for American Idol and sound like crap on purpose. I am the kind of person that will admitt all of this with a smile. If this discribes you too, copy and paste this to your profile!

Right now, I am putting off my homework. I am sitting here talking about myself and drinking a Coke. That has bored written all over it, huh?

Also, if you enjoy reading my work, check out http://www.fictionpress.com/u/652105/Lizaulie. More details in the profile.

Some stuff off of Dahlia Black's profile!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents for that one)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Magick, copy this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane post this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there's a bitch in you're life that won't go screw her/himself, and that you have verbally abused in your mind, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tohguht slpeling was ipomrantt! tahts so cool! If you cuold raed taht put it in yuor pfoirle.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think that those god forsaken kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you actually read my entire profile because you're avoiding something, have no life, or have waaaaaaaayyyy to much time on your hands, copy and paste this to your profile.

(This is actually really sad, so don't read if you don't like to be sad)

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please re post this into your profile:

I am the boy who never finished high school because i got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of how home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents, who buried our daughter long before her time

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from my two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me

I am not one of the lucky ones

I killed myself just before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear

We are a couple who a Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children i bore, nursed, and raised

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am a male

I am the father who never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that

I am the woman who dies when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual

I am the person who guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

I am the person to ashamed to tell my own friends that I'm a lesbian because they constantly make fun of them

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to the bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to "TEACH ME a LESSON"

If you think LOVE is LOVE, repost this into your profile