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Joined 12-06-08, id: 642557, Profile Updated: 12-27-08
Author has written 2 stories for Nature, and Supernatural.

Well what is up fellow writer people? I am ArtisicGeist (woulda totally been something else, but it was taken...won't name names) I have a previous account on this site with stories similar to the ones I will produce here, but due to some wretched turn of events, it will not allow me to log into it. So I was forced to create another. Therefore, if you ever stumble across some that is similar to my own, you will understand that I didn't rip off anyone else's work, nor did they do the same to me. ANYWAY!

I specialize in gothic/horror/sci-fi/fantasy/humor stories and poetry. I myself am a christian interested in the occult and witchcraft. Cartoons equal life to me. Not the 3D stuff or the new crap you find today, but good, old-fashioned animation. I have my own comics and cartoons floating around the web, but unfortunately for you, you won't find them because I have learned the hard way that art thieves suck. So I've taken my artistic name from the internet and all of my works are now anonymous.

Musical inspiration: Nightwish, Epica, Theatres Des Vampires, Within Temptation, Flogging Molly, Tristania, Bauhaus, Enya, Sonata Arctica, The Young Dubliners, Rammstein, and various animated disney movie soundtracks, opera, and showtunes.

Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Beetlejuice, Anastasia, first Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, (old and new) The Truman Show, Ace ventura, The Mask, Men in Black, My Fair Lady, The Music Man, Funny Girl, Sound of Music, Star Wars

Books: Midnight is a Place, Girl with a Pearl Earring, I Elizabeth, Harry Potter, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Dracula, Frankenstein, Coraline, Story Time

Cartoons: Beetlejuice, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Disney (until 2000), Loony Toons, Tom and Jerry (until 1970), Ace Ventura, Spongebob (until 2004), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Fairly Odd Parents (until 2005)

Heroes: Queen Elizabeth 1 (for being such a strong and capable female ruler), William Shakespeare (for writing the best plays of all time), Tarja Turunen (for getting me hooked on Nightwish), Glen Keane (for being the most amazing artist ever), Walt Disney (for revolutionizing cartoons), Butch Hartman (for creating the one show that inspired me to draw), Edgar Alan Poe (for being tied with Shakespeare in the writing department), Jim Carrey (for being hilarious)

Trivia of me:

Things about myself that tend to piss people off in the extreme:

1. I hate vegetarianism and world peace.

2. I hate Twilight. Oh, God forbid I think there's much better vampire romance fiction out there. Sorry I don't like prepitized versions of vampires.

3. I'm a Republican.

4. I'm a creature of the night and people tend to look at that in a bad way for some odd reason.

5. I hate rap and show that I hate it. Life is like candy, you throw the rappers away. I read that in a blog somewhere.

6. I don't think Zac Effron, Daniel Radcliffe, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Pete Wentz or the guy who plays Edward in Twilight is hot. So sue me. People I think are gorgeous: Jim Carrey, Martin Short, Tuomas Holopainen, Tim Burton, Michael Keaton, Anthony Bourdaine

Things about me that people just don't seem to understand:

1. I'm not gay. Hey, I'm cool with it though.

2. I LIKE MY SOLITUDE. Deal with it.

3. Just because I'm interested in death does not mean I'm depressed.

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Nothing Says 'I Love You' More than Slavery by Cheese Addicts reviews
What happens when a girl gets locked out of her own house? She goes and lives with a guy of course! There's only one problem. She hates his guts. That's May Winters' life for you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Primary School by Gregtheimaginative reviews
A British comedy about primary school children in a British forces school who must stop an evil headmistress from taking over the world. Rated PG-13 for crude sexual humour and infrequent strong language. Please review.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Night by NJ Fatuzzo reviews
A short story that I had to write for English. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Constellations by Xavier Ewald reviews
we've seen the same stars for as long as we've had thoughts.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Twilight by cntmakepromises reviews
Such a mysterious, beautiful time
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Gods punishment by JustGaia reviews
Apollo is a serious womaniser, moving from Goddess to Goddess, never caring what he leaves behind, not until he is punished for it. He is sent to earth to be taught about love and how it can indeed hurt. Rated T but might change.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008
Concerning A Sibling Rivalry by writersblock900 reviews
Yin and Yang are sister and brother and they hate one another's guts. They're also anthropomorphic deities controlling vast amounts of power. Beware, New York - this is one family team you're lucky to have survived.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Setting Moon by overworkedandunderpaid reviews
Setting Moon was written a few months ago but I still love it. Hope you do too.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Old Man Liam Never Got Lucky by littlemandalee reviews
The story of Old Man Liam, the next door doll house, and curious townspeople. You figure out the underlying theme :]
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006
Bliss by AnAngelWithTarnishedWings reviews
Lost within in a moment of lustfullness... A slave to the pleasures of love
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006
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Geist reviews
Schools for dead children, evil sorceresses, dark magic...and redheaded female gangsters. Death is funny like that. Note: This story is not, under any circumstances, to be read with common sense in mind. Doing so would be stupid. R&R please.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008
The Element Ice
A brief poem of ice's destructive power.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete