Author has written 1 story for Young Adult. Hey, wutz up Crazy peoples! My name is Alice Mandoline Patterson! And here is all about me.. well what i feel what typing at the moment anyway. My Favorite Song at the Moment: Definitely Maybe by FM Static My Favorite Cd at the Moment: Fearless from Taylor Swift My Favorite Band/Artist at the Moment: Cross between A Beautiful Oblivion and Taylor Swift My Favorite Drink at the Moment Strawberry Lemonade My Favorite BFF at the Moment: Rachel Its's usually her anyway (There is either Rachel, Sam, Marissa, Shelby, Arielle or Heather) My definition of Crazy: The best part is I've done all of these! Crazy is an awesome term to use watch: Example: A teacher walks up to you and asks if you have your homework done. Thats when you scream, "Crazy!" and run the other way. 1) Crazy is having your BFF laughing so hard she starts crying because she thinks your brother has a english/australian accent. 2) Crazy is having your History teacher call the cops on you because you hijacked a tree. (I was only a accessory to this crime.) 3) Crazy is when you hear someone on an intercom and scream "No, not the voices, again!" 4) Crazy is thinking being in a mermaid costume helps you catch fish in a pond. 'sigh' It doesn't. 5) Crazy is when you have a feeling your BFF will have to go through detox because she's addicted to gum. 6) Crazy is thinking education is hard if you haven't tried being stupid. 7) Crazy is if you have done everything remotely 'out there'. Let me tell you, you have to ask the Fruitcake Lady. 8) Crazy is when you run through Walmart suspiciously humming "Mission Impossible" loudly. 9) Crazy is if you look at you BFF and start laughing because you made up a new word that you have no idea what it really means in french/spanish/italian. 10) Crazy is thinking your younger brother will be quicker next time when you ask coughtellcough him to get you a half Dr. Pepper half Root Beer in a frozen glass. 11) Crazy is thinking that saying "Not My Cup Of Tea'" is not going to make at least 2 different people laugh. lol 12) Crazy is your BFF thinking that #8 meant you hummed the words not the theme! If you're crazy, Make a list like this for everyone to see! My Current's From Today! My Current Mood: Wonderus (Also one of my favorite words...) The Last Thing I Thought: I Don't even want to know why i heard my Dean yell "I would never do that..." The last thing I ate: Turkey The Last thing I Said: I Love That Rach!... Squeal The Song I'm listening to: Somebody's Hero By Jamie O'Neal If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! |