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Joined 12-12-08, id: 643331, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
Author has written 2 stories for Essay, and Manga.

Hey,

I'm Ellie, a 21 year old female from Australia who likes to write, and if you ever want to contact me just email me: perverted.intellectual@.

I plan to support the Review Game, when I have time.

Yours, Ellie

Current Project: Writing What People Want To Read.

This essay starts off with what you shouldn't be doing and has fun ranting at you for being dumb enough to try and moves into a softer style as it tells you what you should be doing. I think most of the things are pretty universal but if you're of a different opinion on some points let me know as I'd love another perspective on some things. It started out as a response to a lot of authors doing the same things here and on FanFiction.net. They were pretty bad and I found it quite funny to watch other, better, writers bitch about them. Then I realised that they were jealous because they weren't getting the same review counts as the 'bad' writers. So I think this essay is unique because I write it knowing that you can have a well written trashy story and if that's what you want, I'm here to help!

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Nandi's Pets reviews
Cat boys! Dog boys! And mouse boys who think that because they’re blind, they can put their hands anywhere! In Nandi’s world where men are pets and Women are in control. But when Nandi finds a broken harem how will she heal them? Readers choose pairing!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Writing What People Want To Read reviews
Tired of your story not getting a lot of reviews or even views? What are you doing wrong? Maybe it's simple as typing 'I suck at summaries lol.' Explores some pitfalls writers have and how they can change. Chap. 14: Angst
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,410 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009