Copied and pasted from my fanfiction . net profile
So, About me:
I don't write fanfiction, only reads them... I know, that sound kinda unfair.. but I can't seem to write a single fanfic!
I have a name which is definately not my pen name..
My mental age is probably 6.. but I'm older! stares at you with wide eyes Honestly! I'm not lying! Wah~ mommy! that mean person says I'm a liar!! T.T
I'm an Ouran fan.. it's basically the only fanfiction I read.. though I do read some BartimauesTrilogy fanfic.. and a few La Corda (even though I didn't watch the anime or manga (if there's a manga) )
What's currently going on in my life:
- I'm on holiday
- I'm finally home!
- I have to change school next year! And I don't know a single person in my new school! T.T It's gonna be one scary first-day-at-school day..
- I have to sit of PMR (national exam) next year!! (wait... this isn't currently going on in my life.. oops..)
- I'm currently into reading manga online! XD
Books:(in no paticular order)
Now, the copy/paste things I keep on seeing every where:
Paste this into your bio if you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (sort of)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile ( technically it was a sliding glass door... what?! It was transparent! and I was like 9!)
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile ( I didn't see the sign, okay?)
If you are obsessed w/Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (only once! okay, maybe twice)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (do it all the time! much to the chagrin of my sister)
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile (happens ALL the time)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (like duh!~ who doesn't?)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (especially when I'm eating.. XD half the time I don't even know what I'm putting in my mouth!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you keep on loosing your neopets account pasword and username, paste this on your profile.
If you have at least 10 different personalities, paste this on your profile. (I have multiple personalities... not sure if it's more than 10 tho..)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten into an argument and two minutes later couldn't remember what it was about, paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have/use-to-have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk/use-to-gawk at them, copy this to your profile. (uhh, I didn't really count 'em but I'm sure there's more than 200 novels :) )
If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a dork, paste this on your profile. (only by my sister.. -.-)
If you are an otaku, paste this on your profile. (actually it's half otaku, half bookworm..)
If you knew what an otaku was without looking it up, paste this on your profile.
If you talk about your favourite book and pairings with your best friend and she hasn't read the book so she doesn't know what your on about and thinks your crazy, copy and paste this into your profile. (actually, replace best friend with sister, or favoutite book with Ouran.. Yeah my best friend hasn't watched Ouran.. yet)
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (what? I was bored okay?)
Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Paste this in your profile if you are part of that percentage. (eww.. who needs make-up?)
If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile. BE PROUD OF IT!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. (only my sister.. what?! I was having a great time hanging out with the host club (in my head) and she inturupted like, every 5 minutes!)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a huge fan of the Hitachiin twins, paste this on your profile. (who isn't?)
Put this in your profile if up until now you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Also put this on your profile it you thought this was hilarious.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. (geez, is my name that hard to pronounce/spell?)
If you are completely obssesed with something copy this into your profile. (Ouran High School Host Club!)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've never even heard of them! except the O.C but I still have no idea what is it about)
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. (this happens too many times to count!)
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sat here and read all of my profile, here's a cookie and paste this onto your profile.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
DON'T STEREOTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.