Instant Noodles Productions
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Joined 12-13-08, id: 643490, Profile Updated: 06-25-10
Author has written 4 stories for General, Humor, and Life.

June 25th 2010 3:29 PM

Plushie: Wow. We're totally inactive.

March 9th 2009 5:58 PM

Plushie:

Okay...I'm just going to come right out and say it: OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN MY SHOUT-OUT CONTEST BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO CHOOSE A WINNER...because only two people responded...and it didn't really seem fair...to me at least, so I'm really sorry because your time and effort was kinda pointless, but hey, you gave the world more stories and you got great feedback from what I saw. So uh...I'm gonna be smart and not have another contest until I'm over this utter humilation and embarassment and when more people consider it worthwhile to respond to us...er...me.

So once again, I'm really sorry. Really, really, really sorry. Please don't shoot me...

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Feb 1st 11:56 AM

It's KIRA JINXWOOD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!! WHOOT WHOOT!

Plushie has been updating a lot, and I didn't even know. o.o

Hiyaz!! As a Birthday present... Please Leave Some Reviews for Our Stories!!

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UPDATE (12/23/08 3:00 PM)
Coriander Bloom:

We've got a Deviantart account, ~IN-Productions.
So far we've only have randomly awesome photos, but we'll get to adding the pics of characters.
Please check it out :D

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The Human Plushie:

Just in case you guys don't notice what's right in front of you, we're Instant Noodles Productions. There are three of us (which, by the way, means three times the spazzing; that was a warning for you guys), as you should conclude from the 'we'.

Right now, it's only me, and since I don't wish to disclose my real name, I'll call myself The Human Plushie. Okay, that sounds cool. The other two can do whatever they want with their names later...when they find what I've done so far...

One more point; we're all ASIAN!! Which, as much as other people try to deny, is the best thing anyone can be .

Plushie out.

PS I may be refered to as RP

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Coriander Bloom: It sure sounds normal, doesn't it? MUAHAHAHA!! Are you in for a surprise!!

Codename Alpha: YellowSuperGlue

Alliance of the freaks Codename: EvilPencilSharpener

Convent of Procrastination Codename: Kira Jinxwood

Misc Codename: WeirdlyxObsessedxCrazyxChick

All my aliases. Many, indeed.

Reporting for duty! Self-introduction, this one is the weirdest of the group. The others can vouch for me, twas me, I say!!
Asian, yet not FOB, I am. Ain't that awesome?

Yes. I am a dashing beauty in the prime of my youth with long flowing ebony hair, stunning and mysterious. Bow down before this goddess!!
Every chick's wish, dare I say.

I am actually an elderly hag with moles and a hunched back. I talk with crows and live in caves cursing princesses.
Which one am I? Figure it out yourself. (Hint hint) I'm amazing.

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Okay so my turn... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Alias #1: Linda

Alias #2: Darkness_Embraced

Alias #3: Arthemis

Alias #4: Demented_Mermaid

Alias #5: AKA_COSPLAYER

Alias #6" Uke.Yuu (The one i will be going by.)

I SUPPORT LAVIYUU TO NEXTENTS OF THE UNKNOWN!!

I PMS AS A HOBBY (NOT.)

YAOI IS CRACK, I INTAKE IT DAILY.

MY SWORD COLLECTION PWNS YOURS.

ANIME WILL RULE THE WORLD.

WHY IS MY CAP LOCKS ON??

ANYWAYS YEA, BYE. SIGNING OUT, UKE.YUU.

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Plushie: Okay, so now that you've met us (quite frankly, I'm suprised that you're still here), we can start. What we have so far are short stories of things we make up on the spot and a soap opera of the most random gods and goddesses that we think of. Have fun reading and we'll see ya later.

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Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers by EruptingFender9 reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Forget about my mum What about me, Stacy? by Pinkamoo reviews
He’s totally in love with her and is deluded that some day and some day soon my mum’s going to leave my dad for him. But what I'm wrong...what if he isn't coming over for my mum, what if he's really coming over for me under false pretenses?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
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Insert Title Here reviews
It's a normal day in the skies with gay gods, lots of sharp things, an evil, emo god with a love/fear of cute things, and a talking cat. Great, like we said, normal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Porcelain Heart reviews
A recollection of the flow of time, life, and where everything ends in the end.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
What's that giant submarine shaped thing! reviews
As shown on Instant Noodles Prodctions's profile, the new and improved ways of saying you've got 'WRITER'S BLOCK!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Notebook Drabbles reviews
Ever wondered what happens when boredom hits three insane teenage girls? You get a set of drabbles, duh. No rules, no plot. Beware of the occasional serious drabble, written on our hormones. Rated T for safety of your sanity
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008