LimeSmoothie
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Hey ya'll :)

im LimeSmoothie! obviously this isn't my real name but not even im stupid enough to write that on here...

ya im kinda weird, i like to think of myself as quirky but weird works too :P

one of the kookiest things about me would be that im a straight girl that loves reading gay boy slash...kinky? fucked up? well u can decide for your selves i guess, but personally i think it's the shit :)

List of dumb/funny/retarded things LimeSmoothie has done:

- referred to self in third person just then...

- tried to walk quickly while nursing a HUGE ASS blister on my heel and was concentrating so hard i snorted... tehe

- fell off my chair on to my butt randomly during an english lecture...

- had a major spazz when my friend flicked a TINY piece of banana peel at me... i loathe bananas, i want to maim them

-annnnnd the list goes on aaaand sorry for boring you to death :P

anyway...moving on!

im in highschool (i'll let you guess my exact age)

IM A TEENAGER woot

so if you hate teenagers you probably won't like me very much waves bye

since im in school i have ABSOLUTELY no time for writing long, witty, engaging stories :( but if i do ever write anything on this account it won't be even half as good as the stories i've favourited so CHECK THOSE OUT!

Music: fall out boy, p!atd, the cab, muse, cute is what we aim for, the cure, mystery jets, ingrid michaelson, kate nash, ida maria, the academy is, cobra starship, bloc party... i could seriously go on for dayssss :P music suggestions are always welcome, and i mean ALWAYS :)

Books: twilight, HP, nick and norah's infinate playlist, jane eyre, the reader, guns germs and steel, withering heights, a great and terrible beauty, really anything written by agatha christie, the uglies series... hmmm theres more but im starting to get annoyed with myself so i can only imagine how you're feeling (if you're still even here... hello?)

BYE!!

LimeSmoothie

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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
If You Don't, Don't by vimaro22 reviews
Complete. Slash. Sequel to Don't Ask. In an interesting turn of events, Ryan has started having more than friendly feelings of his own towards his best friend, Miles. The problem? Ryan has a girlfriend, and doesn't know how to break it off with her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Two Men and a Toddler by ArdentWriter reviews
Joss has a young daughter. He thinks he's straight but that all changes when Quinn buys him a coffee. Slash. Rated Mature for later chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 10/14/2008
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Teenagedom by Caisele reviews
-noun. An era in Simon's life known for raging hormones, homophobic boys' schools, alien abductions, Catholic camps, and an unhealthy attraction to his brother's best friend. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009
What Promises We Break by Death's Release reviews
Macario's life is a mess...he's a teenage closetcase, being raised by his homophobic brother. On top of that, his brother's best friend seems to be...hitting on him? Slash, Yaoi, M/M, based on the concept of a gay soap opera!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,962 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Pas Comme Ca by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR PUBLISHING. AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT LESS THAN THREE PRESS . COM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Duet by Ryette reviews
Never look at the trombone players. It only encourages them. x Sequel-ish thing to The Band Geek’s Dictionary. Slash-y fun ensues; sometimes band-related and sometimes not, but always fun. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Art of Imploding by Icarus-Rising reviews
"When I look at you it hurts to breathe. It hurts right here..." Alexander pointed to his chest. "...and this will make it stop." m/m, f/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,085 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2006
Just Another Nobody by same.blue.sky reviews
You know that story, with the guy who can have anyone, but only wants the one person who can't stand him? Hunter Andrews thinks that guy's an idiot. He loves that boys like Ely Gardner are so crazy about him. But, Ely's just another guy...right? SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,271 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009
Piece of Cake by Pretty Rad reviews
Sequel to What a Coincidence. Jonas’s problem isn’t that he’s afraid to take his and Cody’s relationship further; he just doesn’t know how. Mitchell, however, can’t even tell what Taylor wants. And things just get harder when others get involved. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,785 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
What a Lovely Scarf, Seth by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Until You Loved Me by his terrible beauty reviews
COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,375 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Burning Dark Blue by CassidyKreuz reviews
Jamison is certain gliding through life is the key, but is it possible to stay off the radar while trying to win over the affection of someone who would rather just glide right by him? M/M Slash
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Cruelty by Citrus reviews
There are some things that should never be said, some secrets that should stay secret, and some feelings that should stay hidden. At least, that's what Lucas thinks, and lashing out at the one boy he may love is his only way to express himself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,167 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Jay and Hunter by SPR1NKL3Sx reviews
Lame title, lame summary. Basically a yaoi oneshot about a party fuck. May or may not become a full length story xP
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
So Perfectly Taught by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Breaking Greyson by ArdentWriter reviews
How to meet a potential boyfriend: Tip #4 - Spill a beverage and then avoid him for the next week. That's what Lucian did. Title is subject to change. Slash. Rated for Mature Content ...In later chapters. On Haitus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
A Mild Case of Philophobia by Algae reviews
Your college years are supposed to be the best years of your life, but Adam Lee finds that hard to believe because that's what they said about high school as well, and well, that turned out terribly. Love? Bah humbug. [SlashMM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008
Duck Duck Chicken by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. After having a rather horrible day, Peter finds a cell phone belonging to a strange British boy and things go from bad to just plain weird. Peter's fed up being followed by him and with kissing duckie but the boy won't stop calling him a chicken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Obscure Narration of Pocahontas by shes-an-open-book reviews
slash Seventeen year old Kael finds himself riding alone on a public transportation bus where he spies, and falls in love with, a boy who promised to steer clear of guys forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Tender reviews
A man, poorly hidden demands and a life changed... for the better? Summary sucks, the story isn't much better. You've been warned :P
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete